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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:17 am

And he hasn't complained once!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:24 am

I so wish I could see that . . . darn work filters Sad

I am sure it deserves a clapping

though.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:35 am

About time I get a lad doing this online MTCN lottery machine, too Very Happy

wow! I´m sure he had a wonderful hour clicking more than 1000 correct boxes Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:39 am

I can just see him now
why do I keep getting this wrong banghead

how much did you 'send' him Question

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:48 am

He's been at it all night, and still going. Laughing

Quote:

Your mugu, has started to discover his MTCN.

12:21 (22 hours ago)
15:27 (19 hours ago)
19:20 (15 hours ago)
21:13 (13 hours ago)
04:38 (6 hours ago)
08:30 (2 hours ago)
08:59 (1 hour ago)

Now up to 1087... will it ever end!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:53 am

One of my Parishoners managed to raise £1,050 for his missionary work. This is his second go at the M7CN mangle. He completed it first time, but then the rep noticed he hadn't done the security form. Laughing

Made sure to tick the "Frustrate the lad" option this time. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Let's be fair to him; that's a phenomenal achievement. The couple of times I've tried, I only managed two correct clicks before making a mistake.

What a pity it's all for nothing. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:21 am

Total Correct boxes clicked: 1114

Here's the security form clicky
It only took him 2 goes (and I made him redo the photo.) Unlike his twat application.. which took 3 Laughing

twat clicky

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:38 am

this is just sad

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:45 am

Total Correct boxes clicked: 1122
Total Refreshes: 36

I honestly think there's a whole nest of them at it. I can't see one lad spending all that time staring at a screen without complaining. I'm planning on using Parcel Dir3ct to courier the cash... when/if he finally gives up.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:20 pm

Frakking incredible - but good to see. You're a lucky cabin boy Roger!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:25 pm

Total Correct boxes clicked: 1155
Total Refreshes: 36

I'm starting to wonder if there is an official record, I might have to give him a number to call and complain about the service, sure he must need to vent by now. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Posts: 68

Just reading some of his replies on the security form... I wonder how far he'd get with his Semtex filled suitcase!!

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:43 pm

Wow, I think that's a record

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:56 pm

Total Correct boxes clicked: 1201
Total Refreshes: 36

Quote:

I wonder how far he'd get with his Semtex filled suitcase!!

I was thinking of using that as a reason to deny him payment. Will keep it in reserve for now though, he seems to be happy clicking boxes for now. Smile

Total Correct boxes clicked: 1220
Total Refreshes: 37 Laughing

never mind... start again. Twisted Evil

Aww, that seems to have dented his spirit. Crying or Very sad

Quote:

Good day to you MR. SALLY,
How are u doing?? well i
just finished the processing and i got 8028683XXX. AND I HAVEN'T
RECEIVE ANY LAST 3 DIGITS > WHAT IS WRONG? ITS REALLY STRESSFUL
GETTING THE NUMBERS AND MOREOVER FATHER SENDING IT OVER AND OVER. WHY
NOT JUST TRY HELP ME CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR THIS . AND PLS GET BACK TO
ME QUICKLY. Or Better Still is there anyway you could get it sent
without me expecting any last 3 digits number, this method is really
stressful and its wastes time alot. and one could easily mistakes, but
am quite sure that their is another way/ means you could get it sent
without this expecting of 3 digits whatever.. SAD.... Hoping and
waiting to hear from you ...

REGARDS OLORUNSESAN ADESHINA

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:28 pm

Outrageous! Laughing

And where did you get that funny form? I don't think I've seen that one yet. Smile

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:36 pm

That's one hungry Mugu if he kept at for all that time! Won't it be so sad when G0mer swoops in and collects the monies? Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:39 pm

^^I think it's one of Naughty Nurse's forms. It's a blinder eh?

My rep's reply

MTCN rep to Mugu wrote:

Dear Sir,

I have checked your transaction status on the system, and it is showing as [ Incomplete ]. It is imperative that you complete the process, then the last 3 numbers will be sent to your email address automatically.

Regards

Sally O'Mally (CS-15)

Thank you for using MTCN Secure

Oh dear, now he's whining to Father Brian.

Mugu to Father Brian wrote:

Dear Father,

How are you doing? Nice to see the message you sent to
me, I did the follow up processing all was aborted. The box i asked to
ticked i did but the remaining MTCN number was not forward to my
e-mail address, and the processing was very tedours, even i spent all
night to tick the box without good result. I really need your
assistance again to send it without use security code that will be
fast, I know there is other means which you can use Father. I want to
make sure i get it to Shayo's family before xmans. I will be glad if
you can do this.
I will like to wish you happy xmans in advance

Thanks

I do hope this isn't going to continue for long. Those boxes wont click themselves!

Mugu to MTCN Rep wrote:

Dear Sally,
Am glad to hear from you, I will be glad if you can
give me the email address you registered in which the system will
automatically send the last 3 digits to, then tell me how many hours
left for the transaction to close? so as to know how and what to do
about it, but sally you know this is kind of stressful, is there no
other way you could help with because i OLORUNSESAN ADESHINA made lots
of mistakes in the processing, as it really took time... overnight and
day . But still i think the systems make error when doing it cuz i get
the numbers right atimes and it says sorry .. what ever.. So pls give
the time left and the email you registered in which i will be
expecting the last 3 digits .. BUT YOU CAN USE ANOTHER MEANS IN
SENDING IT WITHOUT THAT PLATFORM GIVEN TO ME .. RIGHT???

Time to mess with the lads head.. you may find this explanation a bit confusing...at least that was the idea. Twisted Evil

MTCN rep to Mugu wrote:

Dear Sir,

The deadline for this transaction is 17:04 today 01/12/2008. The email address supplied to us by Rev Jacks is [email protected]

I'm sorry to hear you have been having problems using our service, as you can see from the example on the welcome page http://m7cn.5ecure.ia/. The MTCN is an integer of ten digits. Each digit is comprised of a varying number of boxes/pixels, depending on the complexity of its form, ranging from 15 pixels to 21 pixels per digit. Naturally, each MTCN is different (for obvious reasons), therefore the exact number of pixels will vary within the range 150-210.

Ostensibly this would suggest the average to be 180 pixels per MTCN, however the range of values for pixels per digit is not entirely continuous, which renders the simple average/arithmetic mean unreliable in this case.

So you can see that to achieve a true value for average pixels/clicks per MTCN it is first necessary to establish a true average value of pixels per digit. This can be done by adding the number of pixels required to produce each digit in the range 0-9 and dividing by the total number of digits (10)

I shan't bother you with the actual figures here, but suffice it to say that by following this method, the true average value of pixels/boxes per digit can be shown to be 17.6, and therefore it follows that the true value for average pixels per MTCN is 176.

If one assumes a fairly slow rate of correct clicks(r) of 10seconds per correct click, and no refreshes. Based upon the true pixel to MTCN ratio(a), you can see that the average time to complete the task(t) is equal to the average number of pixels per MTCN x10, or t=rxa. which gives the value for t= 1,760 secs or 29mins 20secs.

It is important not to forget that the actual time take will vary considerably depending upon the value (r) which is directly linked to the inherent intelligence level of the recipient. I will forward you the results of a recent survey in my next Email so as to illustrate this point further.

I hope this has answered your question

Regards

Sally O'Mally

Thankyou for using MTCN Secure

Now to add a little insult to injury. Laughing

MTCN rep to Mugu wrote:

Dear Sir,

The security modality that we use on our website was provided by Bsafe
Internet Security Solutions LTD. It was designed to be able to prevent
the majority of internet fraud, whilst simultaneously being easy to
use for the vast majority of people. As I mentioned previously, the
main factor which determines the amount of time taken for a recipient
to complete the procedure is their intelligence level. (IQ)

We continually monitor the efficiency of our system in order to
maintain a high standard of service and I am happy to share with you
the results of a recent survey.

IQ Range: 140+.......(very bright) Average time to complete 16:52 min
IQ Range: 120-140 ...(quite bright) Average time to complete 19:31 min
IQ Range: 100-120....(average) Average time to complete 23:43 min
IQ Range: 80-100.....(low)Average time to complete 32:29 min
IQ Range: 70-80......(borderline retard) Average time to complete 46:24 min
IQ Range: 70 or less.(moderately retarded/ brain damaged) Average time to complete 50 mins+,Mostly unable to complete.

96.8% of people who use the site, do so with no problems at all.

Thanks for your interest

He's trying to wiggle out of it! The lazy git!

Mugu to rep wrote:

Dear Sally,
You have answer my question. But there are so many
ways of collecting MTCN. some may collect their own without security
code and that system really fast and quik, but to that of my own it's
too streeful, am a busy man i can just stay for a long time doing that
thing. that why i need your assistance to receive it without security
code. I know many do received without security code.... if it's send
without using security code to my e-mail address it will save.

I really need your assistance.

Thanks

OLORUNSESAN ADESHINA

I think he's going to have to admit to being a retard, or get on with it. Evil or Very Mad

MTCN rep to Mugu wrote:

Dear Sir,

MTCN Secure are steadily updating the security methods used by Moneygram and Western Union agents throughout the UK and United States. It is our aim to completely convert all agents by the year 2012 and thereby significantly reduce the incidence of international fraud.

The only alternative to completing the online modality would be on grounds of mental incapacity, and would need to be witnessed by a medical practitioner.

Regards Sally O' Mally

Thank you for using MTCN Secure

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:06 pm

^ I love this over simplified explanation do you mind if I nick it to use on my lad who whined after only 6 clicks?

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:11 pm

Go for it, Nick away. Me and a mate sat up one night with a few beers making it up, and wetting ourselves laughing. I've used it a couple of times now. It's meant to lead them into filling out yet another form. See "Sam" in my signature. Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:29 pm

I can't believe you found one who is so darn dedicated. I've tried the on 8 or 9 mugus and they always give up after 5 or ten clicks. Even when they get official emails telling 'em to keep at it, they just come whining to me to send it some other way. I've lost several of 'em that way. Lazy bastards!

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:14 pm

As I suspected, it looks like there were a few of them at it..

Quote:

Good morning to you Father, Sir pls try as much as possible to send it
normally without the M7CN S3CURE. Because its really hard ticking
those boxes. And its pissing when the platform says we'v made
mistakes, whereas we didnt make any. So Sad. Pls Sir i hope u'd
understand how stressful this is. Pls try your Possible best to send
it without the Platform/M7CN S3CURE. Hope to hear from you. Regards

That's the trouble with lads... so lazy!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:19 pm

Quote:

And its pissing when the platform says we'v made
mistakes, whereas we didnt make any. So Sad. Pls Sir i hope u'd
understand how stressful this is.

Yes, it's a sad, sad, song... Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:20 pm

Great stats Roger - My lad patiently sat there for a few hours and completed the thing. I'll be sending him to s@fe Im@ge for the paper copy now.

The explanation you sent is terrific stuff - could be useful if it's stickied somewhere for future reference.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:22 pm

^^^That is one industrious lazy lad!

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