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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:50 am |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
A copy of the receipt for the plane ticket. The cost ties in with the amount shown on the ticket above |
Hmm I hope your lad does not read French, because he may notice the last 2 sentences do not mean nothing! |
_________________ http://jeromegrancher.blogspot.com/
French-speaking scambaiters community:
http://forum.croque-escrocs.fr/
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:10 am |
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I know. It's just my wicked sense of humour. I wouldn't use it on a Lad from Cote d'Ivoire - or maybe I would. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:14 am |
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Is this what the guymen call "Cash and Carry"?
What is a good percentage of Ludmi||a's money to offer the pickup guy? |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:33 am |
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I offer 50/50 but some have argued for 60/40.
Whether you want to argue or not is up to you. Maybe it appears more authentic if you argue over it. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:30 pm |
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I googled our models name and it is bringin up 419 eater. I have asked that we mask the name. |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:38 pm |
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You can just 'leet' it instead.... 1t 1nv0lv3s ch4ng1ng l3tt3r5 to num83r5. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:41 pm |
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what are you doing to get him there? |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:42 pm |
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Donato wrote: |
You can just 'leet' it instead.... 1t 1nv0lv3s ch4ng1ng l3tt3r5 to num83r5. |
Yes it was an old post actually 2 not written by me so I don't have the option to mask it myself. |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:51 pm |
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^^^
Ask a mod. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:00 pm |
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I tried that on the technical questions section and was told it wasn't technical. Oh well. |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:23 pm |
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I can cross Charles S0lud0 off my list as I can't understand a word he says over the phone - either that or he's been siphoning petrol out of parked cars and been swallowing it. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:32 pm |
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Have you managed to call Mr. Richard yet? |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:37 pm |
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I'll do him right away parrot.
I have a traveller who has confirmed verbally by phone that he will be attending.
Now I'll look at Richard's details and use all my evil powers on him.
A multiple airport meet. - Now That's What I Call Music
If we get two - that's a result, but there's time to get more. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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seminal
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Jun 2008
Posts: 73
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:37 pm |
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I'm trying desperately to get H4rry C4r3m4n, my favourite pet, there, with the lure of a massive payout. The fcuker is ignoring me, but I'm still plugging away! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:06 pm |
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No problem seminal
If you need anything to persuade him I'll do what I can - even calling as Ludmi||a if I have to.
I've just had a marathon calling session and I have one pretty sure of mine and parrot has some very likely ones.
I better go out and get some more phone credit and case up some of mine. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
Location: The toilet
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:16 pm |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
I can cross Charles S0lud0 off my list as I can't understand a word he says over the phone - either that or he's been siphoning petrol out of parked cars and been swallowing it. |
You may have the same lad I had recently.
Is he giving you the same "i'm very ill" croak he used on me? It's amazing how quickly it disappears when he's losing his temper.
I may have a Ghanian lad to join this wonderful lad reunion - I'll let you know. |
_________________ "guy na dey make mouth na God give u no be by ur power, So go fuck ur self, Fool."
"if you do not change your ways, you will die poor, wretch."
"the earlier you souled determings the earlier you rip it, i love you"
x5
Afua, The Worried Girl - Accra, Ghana to Cotonou, Benin. "Am very tired and i need to go have some rest. I don't think i will go out tomorrow." Thanks Blah! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:40 pm |
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parrot has Rich@rd coming all the way from Ghana - he is going to perform a wash wash as entertainment, 'cause we all like a performer.
Of my Lads
Peter P@ul from Nigeria has agreed verbally and I'll e-mail him tonight with all the details
I have a long recorded telephone conversation lasting 14 minutes (which I can use to sue him if he backs out at a later date) but the only interesting thing is when a riot erupts in the internet cafe near the end.
He is my best bet so far and he is known to be a successful and scummy scammer, and if we get him to walk on the runway and he gets sucked into the intake on a Pratt and Whitney turbo fan the world will be a better place.
We have two probables - and time for more. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:20 pm |
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no wonder he has been quiet. the poor lad has had fever
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I HAVE BEEN HOOKED DOWN BY FEVER AND CAN'T GET UP TO MY FEET. ANYWAY, I GOT A TATTOO ARTIST BUT THE BILL IS TOO MUCH AND HOW DO I HANDLE THAT??? BECAUSE NOW, I DON'T HAVE A DIME ON ME AT THE MOMENT! SEND THE TATTOO PICTURE AND LET ME SEE BUT MIND YOU, I DON'T HAVE A DIME TO PAY THE ARTIST,. I MUST CONFESS THIS TO YOU!
BY THE WAY, FROM WHERE WILL LUDMI11A BE COMIGN FROM? MAY I HAVE THE FLIGHT DETAILS AFTER?
OLU. |
unfortunately mr gomer cannot help as it is part of the joining process that he does everything himself |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:37 pm |
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She is coming from Paris. The flight information is posted on page 1 of this thread. |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:39 pm |
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Well you could tell your lad that if he wants to meet Ludmill4 he will then have enough for his tattoo. It would be depend on your preference. A ying yang or a pith helmet! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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carlosq
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Mar 2008
Posts: 35
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:49 pm |
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Good luck with attracting delegates for the conference.
Personally I'd like to give a presentation entitled 'Prospects for Heaven after a life spent thieving'. It would be a very short talk. |
_________________ I dont have time for your cock and bull stories when you are ready for business we shall know - Frank Owen
your a big time animal get loss with your money . another person can buy the gold dust - Bello
Remember what great mating ruttier king - Jones Jerry |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:05 pm |
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No parrot - that won't work.
He's already been to Cotonou once, chasing Ludmi||a, and it's unlikely he'll go again.
I have another keen delegate I need to mail tonight.
It took me 18 moths to get my first safari, so I'll be as sick as a parrot if you get yours - but I'll still provide whatever help you need.
I just had to use the 'sick as a parrot' comment |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:27 pm |
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LOL OK I have read so many stories its hard to keep them all straight!
I will not be disappointed if they don't go, half the fun is getting there! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:53 pm |
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I like the avatar.
Naah - the fun is getting them there.
I'll be out tomorrow until the evening and need to load up my phone credit.
The next trick is to pick them up after they get there and keep the bait going. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:12 am |
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I am offering a 60/40 split of $5K USD for a simple wash wash job. About 25 of them are interested. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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