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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:18 am

this from me to him after he sent this:

Quote:

I have not hard from you...I awaited for your mail but u did not
mail...has ted jackson mail you the western union details...i need
money brother,why are u doing this to me Brother,.....I have always
been faitful to you,but i dont know about u.U have colleted all the
maga;s and u kept them under ur control.

I await to read back from u.

This is my response:

Quote:

u no hear from me cuz i am mad that u try to chop my dolla broda. we are one in da game an u try to hurt me/ i no like that that no god ok? he mail my box and tell me what u do. i tell u how da game work now, and u get ur share of the monies from me from the
bank ok?there is no option of western union anymore, cuz that how gomer track down my god friend charlie. i mis him so bad broda and i can almost blame u for his death by u not listen and u be lazy boi.i have mag send me monies thro western union, include ted jackson, i send u your share to bank. i tell u i big powerful man and u defy me by try to get ted jackson to give u monies u fuck up this job that way. god monies come with time broda ok? that how the game work now ok? when mag
a send me moneies then i send u bank transfer slip and u pick up monies there ok?

i get monies start tomorrow by western union. if u no trust me about bank i send u bank managers email and u talk to him ok? he give u bank transfer slip ok?

one love,

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:27 pm

I was thinking that Cammy might write J1n 1ung an email full of remorse for getting him sacked. Would that be OK?

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:01 pm

Little scumbag is STILL trying to chop your dolla...

Quote:

Dear T3d J@ck$on,

Mail acknowledge.Thank you for your promtp update.Have you sent the money?You should note that this is a company email not just Mr J1n 7ung.We will like to know the situation of the fund with you.You should sent all information to this box as well.We await the western union information.

We await to read back from you.

Regards,

@lli3d and pl@stic L1mited.

So, I replied to the "company" email and included "Mr. Char13s"...

Quote:

Mr. Ch@rl3s-

I trust that you received my last email as I have checked with Western Union to see if the transaction has completed, and it shows that the money has been picked up by you. It is truly a pleasure working with you, and I look forward to bigger jobs! Hopefully we can meet one day so I can shake your hand and buy you a drink!

When can I expect the next job?

Sincerely,
T3d

Hopefully this helps. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:29 pm

Thank you for that.... I guess if everyone else could do the same so it shows I now have the money... Then we can do the bank slip so he has to go pick it up.... and hopefully he leaves in cuffs....

@C4mmy - you can send him a lengthy email.....

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:56 pm

Once we hit a nice sum, like $30-50,000, then we can tell him he can go pick up his money. Let me know when you want me to introduce my banker character.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:41 pm

@GND-

Since ole T3d is such a good employee, maybe we should up the ante while J1n watches our convo...we could make a large transaction, maybe get Marvinator to produce some bogus slip (I think this one would be worth his troubles) to show the money has changed hands...

Then this could fall right into SSA... Twisted Evil

Who knows...but it is worth a shot...

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:49 am

This just sent:

Quote:

I just want to apologise with a sincere heart for what I did. From what your boss said, I did some dumb things and that's why you were fired. I can't let that go without saying sorry.

This business has been good to me - so far I've handled $65,000 in cheques and I've made over $8000 (which is even more in Aus dollars) thanx to the bonus situation. Stu and I should be able to fund that major European trip that we've wanted for so long - but the thought of you, alone with your grief and troubles and now without a job, is really sad and ruining the anticipation.

I hope you can forgive me for all that's gone wrong that I've made happen, so that Stu and I can realise our dream with a clear conscience. I hope your troubles are over soon, and may Skadhi shower you with her special gifts.

Skadhi is a Nemesis figure in Norse folklore - you do not want her special gifts!

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:43 pm

ok, do you guys want to start sending me emails that you have sent me the money Western Union and that you logged in and saw that it was sen and Bcc hm in..Everybody tell him you sent me $10,000 but you had to make it in small payments and you guys saw the last amount was picked up for the whole amont of the 10,000? I want to get him to a bank by next weekend so he goes in cuffs for the weekend.

Thanks again guys!

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:22 pm

With regards to your poll.... they ALL should go to Chad.

Surprised

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:13 am

This in from J1n:

Quote:

I got to know about ted money because he mail to my box that he has send the money and ask if you have pick up the money..I have been very honest with u from the day of this business.so what are u saying?I will never hack you box or think bad at you.Note.....I will never go out of nigeria again for any money.If u cant send money through western union or to my bank here in nigeria.Dont forget about the money.

I await to read back from you.

And then later:

Quote:

What taking you so much time to get back to me....dont get upset.

I need some money.Please do get back to me.

I'll respond soon though... work has kept me busy so I can't respond instantly to him anymore but he will get a reply...[/quote]

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:26 pm

So he won't go out of Nigeria huh? I'd pretend to ignore that one and tell him that the money is waiting for him in Ghana. Once we're ready to do that, I'll get Marvinator to make up the slip and then away we go.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:57 pm

Just sent to Mr. Ch@rl3s ...whoops!!! I accidently copied J1n since he is in the same group...

Quote:

Mr. Ch@rl3s-

I have received the checks, thank you. My bank is used to handling large sums of money with me over the years, and we have developed quite a relationship, there should be no worries on your part, but thank you for the concern. I will be able to perform any task you need. I will take these to the bank tomorrow and deposit them. By no later than Friday I will Western Union the money to you, minus my percentage, of course Wink

. I want to thank you again for this great opportunity. I guess dreams really do come true.

I look forward to even more business.

-T3d.

Dreams for T3d, nightmares for J1n I guess...

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:22 am

Hey guys,
I have to apologize for my slow responses, as I am very much still involved in this. My computers HDD went up and sometimes it refuses to work at all. Right now I can keep up for the next 10 days because I am borrowing a laptop til next sat. I will now check and see if this asshole sent me anything and respond to him. I will post again with his and my emails back and forth.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:37 am

this from me to him :

Quote:

i tell u men
in black cot follow me everywhere i go now. i cant leave my house now
cuz they scary men with pitbull. i can only send money to that bank by
money wire ok? i won't have all the monies of your share til end of
this week so let me think as to what to do. maga kep me real busy ask
all kind of dumb question and i have to think how answer them. one new
maga want me to send picture but i cant send passport picture cuz they
think i will photoshop it. i dont no what to do about this. they want
me send a picture like this quote from email: "You must wear a crown
of flowers on your head sitting on a stool. You must hold a sign that
says my name and password so I know that you are the real thing. The
sign must say " Dick Hanjob is My Friend" and underneath of that it
must have the security code " Special K is my mentor" i dont no what
to do. they have company check for $125,000. what should i do? i never
come acros this before broda. do u think u could take the picture like
that and then send it as attach to mail in my box? if u help me out
with this so i can get the monies out from this dick guy, i send u
monies the same day the picture come to my box. i never before in my
life have had maga ask me of this. i think maga get smart and now want
picture so they no we are real. i talk so much in this mail to u
broda. wow my eye is no clear ok? i drink to much and fuck to much
woman broda. i lok for ur mail in my box ok?

remain bless,

then he sent me:

Quote:

I am very surprise u want me to take a picture with all those Shit.I
cant believed this.

Never in m life will i do such.Tell the maga to go to hell.dont rick
ur life because of money..Okay.youcan still do better than that.As for
the money..i dont mind if u can send me just $500 today so i can pay
my connection fee because if u dont ...idont think we be communicating
much again.I lost this deal..my friend mok at me now.now u can send
money because some useless men waering a black colth is followin you
but yet you can drink and fuck woman.

Brother..you should know it in your mind that i have reall tired
working with u.But for once u have never make me happy.

So I sent him:

Quote:

i write u now cuz i kill one guy in black cot ok? u no tell no body in your life i do this ok broda? i dont no why maga want some fuckin picture so i tell him i cant send picture cuz it is against my religion. he say ok and tell me go fuck myself. i dont need his monies anyway and u dont need his monies to ok? u tell ur friend i big powerful guy man and no mok me ok? i almost have all ur monies together in the account in ghana ok? by friday there be 35,000 in account for you ok? i send u bank transfer slip so u see that money is there ok? u get anymore maga my broda? u send me them i send them check ok? then u tell me what u want to do about ur maga ok? and i am in usa so i can order women and drink over phone. u cant do that where u live broda? u should come to USA and we celebrate together when u have all ur monies ok? i move monies from accra to ghana maybe that make it easier for you? if not all i have do is pick up phone and call and move money. i rather u go bank with bank transfer slip and u get all ur monies at one timeinstead of everyday broda. plus i tell u about EFCC. u no they not god for u broda. if i such bad man, why i lok out for u when it come to EFCC? if i bad man i no tell u about the EFCC watch africa western union. see i in us i am safe, but u are not broda. u write me soon and let me no what new maga u got ok?

one luv broda,

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:23 pm

Just keep the pressure going. Even if it makes your character slowly sink into madness, it's a great read.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:04 pm

He hasn't responded to my email. Wonder if he truly lost his internet connection? Laughing

At the same time folks, he said when we safaried him he said in order to fund the trip he had to sell his laptop. Never took this lad for a liar.... Shocked

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:31 am

Cammy just wrote a heartfelt message:

Quote:

I understand if you don't want to write to me. But I still want to thank you for getting me this job in the first place. The money's rolling in and Mr L0ngr0d is very pleased with me. By the end of the year I'll have made over 15 grand.

It wouldn't have been possible without you. Every time I send money to the Preudential, I pray for you.

May blessing be with you.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:54 am

That is excellent! I haven't heard from him at all so I think he may be lost. After all the wonderful things we all have done for him such as : wasting his time for the past month, letting him see some of his country side, and headaches.... Laughing

We were all so helpful to him.....sad to see him leave us.... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:57 am

he sent something.....This just in from j1n:

Quote:

mod edit: snipped list that appears to be victim information. -Ima

Here are my new list....I cant go to Ghana to collect any money..Dont time anfd your money.If u can send to nigeria or send western union.forget about the money..Please help me send check to this maga.

Gonna send something back soon, first to PM a mod about RL warnings then send him a mail to his box.

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:01 pm

I just sent J1n and Charl3s an email stating I have lost the WU contact info...maybe he is still interested in my money. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:10 pm

His real name is "". If you want to run it on Myspace, it gets one hit. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

It has been a while since i have heard from Lung
due to his inactivity I have spent most of the check he sent me a month or so ago.

Quote:

Dear Cornelius,

Mail acknowledge.Here is the information you are to send the money to this time.here is the information below:

First name - John
last name - King
City - Beijing
Country - China
Address: No. 88 Bei Da Jie, ChaoYang Men,
Dongcheng district,
Zip Code:100027.

I await to furnish me with the necessary details for my assistant to be able to retrieve the funds.

Money transfer Control Number (MTCN)
Senders name and address
Test question and answers (if any)
Amount

Note:Dont ever write to this Box again.(@gmail.com), Write only to the company Box.I await this information from you.

Thank you for your anticipation.

Regards,

Allied and plastic Limited.

Quote:

Lung
I had given up all hope on you. Well I have actually spent most of the money as i thought you had deserted me. I have $200 left from the last check i received
When will the next check arrive?
regards
Cornelius

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:39 pm

Maybe he's looking to play again? I wonder who he gets to send checks this time.

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:25 am

Cammy just got this:

Quote:

Dear White.
Mail acknowledge.I need some help.Here is the information you are to send the money to below:
First name - J0hn
last name - K1ng
City - Beijing
Country - China
Address: No. 88 Be1 Da J1e, Cha0Yang M3n,
Dongcheng district,
Zip Code:1ooo27.

I await to furnish me with the necessary details for my assistant to be able to retrieve the funds.
Money transfer Control Number (MTCN)
Senders name and address
Test question and answers (if any)
Amount
Thank you for your anticipation.
Regards,
All1ed and plast1c L1m1ted.

Well, if he's asking for charity, he shouldn't be using the company logo; and using the company's account when he no longer works there is criminal, isn't it?

Since Cammy is not by nature a charitable person, I think she'll only help a fellow-Asatru worshipper...

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:33 pm

T3d got the same. I think this may open up a new chapter with our friend. Any ideas? Twisted Evil