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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:55 pm

Hi, Barrister. Welcome to Eater.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:48 am

Welcome to the Eater, Barrister. Very Happy

Don't worry, you'll be able to pay back the boss in a few months. Hopefully, he'll have a sense of humor about it. Wink

The Great Jewel Heist Safari, next? Great! That's a real Classic around here, and you'll enjoy it. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Posts: 6

well....I finished the jewel heist thread...funny stuff.

By the way, if anyone needs any very realistic legal forms, letters, etcetera, I can probably oblige.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:49 pm

Exellent. I can see it's gonna be great having our very own barrister around here. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:43 am

Barrister Y. Dawn Jablome wrote:

, if anyone needs any very realistic legal forms, letters, etcetera,.

We do try to avoid realism, as often things we send to lads can be used against victims, but your insights from a legal POV would be interesting I'm sure from time to time.

If you've finished the jewel heist now, try the "lad wants to be a porn star" thread - short but genius Smile

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:59 pm

oh no Im gonna have to read those now aswell !
Im thinking about setting my own church up - it seems to be the best way to get lads on safari. How does the ch**ch of the g*lden sh*wer sound ? And also, would anyone recommend I set a website for the church ?
(* added to hopefully defeat websearches)

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:54 pm

I haven't been back to this site since Shiver made that dumbass get a huge tattoo.

I think this is it, though I remember it being much bigger.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59884&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=tattoo&start=25

This was well worth the read, and when I get some free time I hope to make friends with some lads.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:02 pm

I believe someone did something like that Church of the Gold*n Show*r before. I seem to remember such. No reason you cannot do it again!

Son of Abeche- great avatar!

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:27 pm

Have we figured out what the angle is on the money printing scam?? What's going on with that? Has he sent you the bills that he wants you to reproduce?

You should tell him that you want to produce a higher denomination when he sends you the $20 version.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:15 pm

Basically, it seems he wants me to print the money. $10 million or whatever. Then, he is going to take it to a bank and get it converted to USD. THEN, he is going to send us 25% of that money.

I received a nice get well card from him yesterday for my sick grandmother. How sweet.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:47 pm

Our men in N'djamena are still spreading the TWAT This came in response to me sending a menu each day.

Quote:

date 10 November 2008 09:46
Hello Rev.Charles Hooey,

We ministered the first Holy Meal to our members yesterday being 9th of Nov.2008, here in N'jamena-Chad. It was such a glorious moment to few persons that were opportuned to partake in it. However, the TWAT fraternity is not for everybody rather, the meal was ministered to those that come to recorgnition whom undertake to keep the sacrad order secret. We have to move ahead until the day we shall meet with the TWAT Central.

Regards,
Prophetic Rev.Miracle Charles

Prophetic? I bet he didn't see being streaded in hash conditions before it happened!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:31 pm

^^^^^

The best part about his "prophetic" gift is that he said before he left, "I have received a vision and I know good things are going to happen. I don't want to say just what, but good things are going to happen."

Wow. It seems (for him) his preminition is a bit off.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Nov 2008 Posts: 3

I admire you all - SUPER MAD RESPECT!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:17 pm

Welcome!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

How are they going to get around the matter of being legally dead? I anticipate that being a problem. The dead can vote in Chicago, but other than that there's not a whole lot that the dead can do.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Nov 2008 Posts: 3

I opened the pictures of Famous and his “friend” when my wife were in my office

I ran left but she wanted me to run straight?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

Rev.Miracle Charles wrote:

the meal was ministered to those that come to cecorgnition whom undertake to keep the sacrad order secret

Since when did the TWAT become a secret society?!? Granted, it's quite evident that there's some severe hazing that comes with initiation into the TWAT, but I didn't realize that it was secret. Shocked

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:09 pm

Hahahahah!

Miracle decided to send Ed's (the guy running the currency bait) ailing grandmother a get well card. How sweet!

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:36 am

In the past few days i have read this entire thread and i must say it was the most epic bait i have ever witnessed!
Kudos to everyone involved and thanks for the laughs, it's inconceivable to me that this Adamu character is still scamming,hasn't he learned his lesson?!

I will probably join you guys in this great hobby after i have moved to my new place (in2 weeks) looks like a lot of fun!
On a side note, i almost never get 419 mails in my spam folder, most of the spam i get is viagra, fake phd, casino and stuff like that, where do 419ers look for their victims?

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:22 pm

Welcome to Eater, Dr. Looking forward to you giving the lads hell in a couple of weeks time. Firstly read the stickies and bait safe.

You can get plenty of lads here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=18&sid=2345e1e38b085db378e08cf3a93ef759

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:46 pm

Welcome Dr.

A couple of interesting emails from a possible new traveler:

Quote:

Hamdan,

Please kindly send me your picture for easy identification in the Airport.
I will be coming next week saturday to leave the following day being sunday, I will be happy if you will provide me accomodation just a night. Thanks,

Then, Hamdan sends him a nice pic of himself. So, the new TWAT forwards the email and the pic to Dover and says the following:

Quote:

Dear Benjamin,

Please kindly help if this is through picture of Hamdan Mohammed, cause the Arabians character is un predictable.

BWHAHAHAHAHAH! He has no idea how unpredictable Hamdan is!

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:14 pm

On the front page of digg, some Oregon woman lost $400,000 to a 419 scammer. Don't feel sorry for the lads.

[url]http: //digg.com/ security/Oregon_ Woman_ Loses_ 400_000_ to_ Nigerian_ E_Mail_ Scam[/url]

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151786

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 4

Just finished reading through this odyssey, and laughing my ass off.

So, what's up with Adamu & the Miracles?

Didn't they have a hit with "Chop Around" back in the 60's?

Y'all are geniuses!

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:19 am

@ Jojo That's great news! I Hope the twat will treat our new friend well...
Were are you sending him anyway... the beautiful town of abeche or the city that never sleeps N'djamena?
Are you aiming for his trip to be an exact copy of the adventures of Adamu? I mean, wouldn't it be great if he could also meet al those characters, the other reverends, the interns and maybe he can even meet 'the hand' ? (as the script is already in place... Very Happy

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Anyway, good luck on this one!

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