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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:59 pm |
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Reposted as requested from another thread:
Ok, I have been supporting a local judicial candidate, X, in a bid for a judgeship. I know candidate x personally.
I have "x"'s sign in my yard.
I have raised funds for x.
I have personally contributed to x.
I have endorsed candidate x, in a local newspaper ad listing supporters for candidate x.
Tonight, I will stand outside a polling place holding a sign for X.
So, guess which candidate's mother just ran into my mother's car?
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Kacky
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 116
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:00 pm |
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When Johnny voted Saturday before last, he was the only one. Steve stopped by this past Saturday and he was 4th in line. I'll be ineterested to see what it's like when I go tonight. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:42 pm |
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I'll be waiting at the polling station to give you a cheery wave with my clipboard.
Joking apart it's getting interesting. I'm going to wait up for the result. Or at least listen to the radio in bed. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:35 pm |
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To be honest, my home is so contentious at the moment that I can't wait for the day to be over. If not, I'll be going from newly married to recently divorced. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:40 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:44 pm |
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Well hope you dont run into the problems we had in Scotland when they did three votes on the one paper ( I for local gov, one for Scottish parliament and one for the party we wanted in power )
It didnt go to plan. MCU*
All hail to the great and mightly slightly supreme ruler of ... um... whatever...
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:01 am |
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A flying visit, I decided that Tv coverage was dull on all channels, so I've fired up the laptop to watch it on the internet.
I've got some Budweiser and expresso, but forgot to get popcorn. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:11 am |
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Sipping Guinness, watching the returns. I was banished to the office to watch TV because the girlfriend is angry her candidate will potentially lose. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:27 am |
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I voted this afternoon and told the pollworkers that I was the only person in my household to be able to do this in person. They acted surprised. Both my children are in the military, one received a ballot and the other did not. So one was on the list of voters at the precinct and the other was not. They said it happens all the time for military. My SO is working today and also did not receive a ballot by mail. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:01 am |
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I went to vote about 7:30 tonight. Polls close at 9pm. I was the only one there at the time voting. The other 12-15 people were poll workers, and friends or relatives, just gabbing away, laughing loudly, and getting in my way. So I had to say excuse me to get to the voting table to sign my name and vote. Then, I had to practically push my way through them to get out.
I was going to say something like, "So, who brought the beer? Where's the keg at?" But I don't think any of them would have understood. |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:35 am |
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the suspense is keeping me awake and I can't even bloody vote |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:38 am |
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^^My monster in law is a poll worker where I vote. She too was gabbing it up and made it hard for me to concentrate (even with a sheet I made to refer to). My wife votes at a totally different place BECAUSE of the monster.
There was no wait here, but the accomodations were less than friendly to those of us who bring our own chairs... . I got to vote at an open table.
No one pestering about my vote, and I didn't see the clipboard people either. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:06 am |
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ABC News have just declared California, Oregon and Washington for Barack Obama-therefore if that is correct...
BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT ELECT!!!
edit to [email protected] it's being reported that McCain has phoned Obama to congratulate him. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:12 am |
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I finally got a winning vote in. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
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Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:30 am |
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Let the Obama Scam letter formats begin! |
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simpsonman3000
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 299
Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:40 am |
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_________________ HEY YOU OLD DISEASED SLAPPER I KNOW YOU F**K ANYTHING AND SUCK EVERYTHING HEARD YOUR C**T IS SO BIG NOW EVEN A HORSE CANT FILL IT!!! ENJOY IT AND HOPE YOU GETS AIDS YOU DISEASED MUGA BASTARD!!!- Some lad got pissed when I called him a slut. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:45 am |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:49 am |
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A friendly warning folks - PLEASE DO NOT TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE.
The thread title is:
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Election Rants, Stories and Thoughts (Non-Partisan) |
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Dec 11, 2007
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:21 am |
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phew
that was a close run race after 21months
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:25 am |
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Congratulations to Senator John McCain, for one of the best conceding speeches I have heard. No rancour, no animosity, and a reminder that regardless of the outcome, both he and President Elect Barack Obama are Americans.
Congratulations to Barack Obama on achieving the highest office in America. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:28 am |
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Yes this was indeed a prolific race. I personally thank everyone who voted and I hope they voted in a substantial manner rather than prejudice and misconceptions. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:34 am |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:42 am |
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@BA
i have just read the title of your locked thread.
you are right,the world did change today but no one knows if it will be for the good or bad.
but one thing did change today for the good,everyone got to vote this time and now that is a democracy |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:49 am |
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Remmy wrote: |
you are right,the world did change today but no one knows if it will be for the good or bad. |
I agree.
Time will tell. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:55 am |
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i see why my post was pulled got my slap but under stand now why it was pulled thanks for the slap nn |
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