Calling Ludmi11a(shorty joins g0merb0yz)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I remember a bait here somewhere. I think it may have been Gomerpyles. with Ludmi11a in it

well i had been playing with a lad for a while and gomer chopped his 40ft container full of goodies and cash.

I decided to drop him a line to see what happened

Quote:

GUY I CHOP U DOLLA BUT NOW BAD HAPIN TO ME N I B SORRY FOR THAT OK.
WHAT U REAL NAME N I SEND U MONIES VIA WUSTERN UNION OK

ONE LUV
MR GOMER

i didnt expect a reply but i got this.

Quote:

Thanks for writing Olatunji,

Well,........... not annoyed ok! Just tell me where you kept ludmi11a and her dad! I need to know now!
Concerning the money, if you wanna sends me money, nothing will stop me from collecting ok!

I will give you name ok?

FIRST NAME: Micheal
Last Name: OKeke
Ikeja
Lagos Nigeria

MAKE USURE YOU SMS THE INFORMATIONS TO ME ON MY MOBILE CUS IF YOU SEND IT HERE, PEOPLE LIKE YOU WILL HACKED IT

Mob:*********

Oluwole.

whos lad is this because he is in for some more pain.
is it shorty?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:29 am

Holy crap! Pm Gomer and ask him...it looks like him to me, but only the true Olatunji can say for sure! Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Im 99% sure it is him.

I was trying to get him to go to port harcourt but mr gomer had to steal the container early. due to him passing my character to another lad possibly an Oga.

now i know he was too busy to attend to the matter although mr gomer seemed to be about to juggle a container and a kidnapping at the same time

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:49 am

I've been pre-occupied recently and have left Shorty hanging, but I'll try to pick him up again this weekend.

Shorty knows that Mr G0mer is really Satan, but he may be prepared to do business with him, as I'm sure he's desperate. If you want to take over the character of Mr G0mer that's fine by me.

My next move will be to have Ludmi||a's Dad tell Shorty he has paid a ransom to Mr G0mer of $100,000 but still hasn't got her back.

I think you will have to play Mr G0mer very straight to begin with as Mr G0mer has played some very nasty tricks on him in the past Laughing

(Mr G0mer really is Satan), and I can let you have some stuff that will make him poop his pants. He considers Mr G0mer to be a Hacker King, and it may be possible to get him to join the GomerBoyz Gang (which requires the obligatory gang tattoo), if he can be convinced that it will lead him to riches through access to all his magic tools and connections.

I'd be inclined to use the tactic that if he proves himself as a guyman to you, you'll think about him being a member, but he has to show he can be useful to you.

Believe me - he is a breeze to bait and will usually do stupid things without being asked. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

my plan was to do that(prove himself first.)

in fact i already have

Quote:

BRODA
I BE HONEST WIT U. I THINK U CAN BE GOOD GMAN. I CAN GET U MANY JOB
THAT GET MORE DOLLA THAN OTHER GMEN.
U MUST JOIN GOMERBOYZ FIRST DEN I HELP U OK

ONE LUV
MR GOMER

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:50 am

That's the right track to follow.

He'll be very suspicious, but wouldn't you if someone incinerated your chickens ? ( if you don't know - don't ask).

He is aware that Mr G0mer phished Ludmi||a's bank account, and for that type of skill, he'd be attracted.

They didn't part on good terms (which is why I am known as 'Pervert Bastard Very Happy

) and I hope you can bear the evil reputation that goes with being Mr G0mer Very Happy

but if Ludmi||a 'bigs him up' as the Mr 419, Shorty may be lured into - anything.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

looks like im going to have put my crazy hat on.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Well shorty is certainly easy to turn around and around and around.

Quote:

Listen Mr Gomer,

Am not here for any joke, i can't print or neither fill your application form ok! You can keep you money if you not willing to give it to me where you are eaten my job but God is ALIVE!

0lu.

Quote:

U CALL ME JOKER??????????????????
BRODA U WILL GET U DOLLA BUT U ARE SPIT IN MY FACE NOW
LIKE I SAY BEFORE U NEED TO JOIN GOMERBOYZ. U ASK OTHER GMAN ABOUT GOMERBOYZ
DEY ALL GET CHOP BUT NOW I SEE U WOULD BE GOOD FOR MY BOYZ SO I GIVE U CHANCE.
IF U NO WANT DOLLA THEN OK BYE. I GUESS U NO WANT SEE LUDMI11A EVER
BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE FOR U IF U JOIN.

ONE LUV
MR GOMER

Quote:

Again,

am not ready to join any of your gang! My mother situation had been a very big problem to my soul! Just help me with this money and let me settle to start a trade.

I will be greatful,

Quote:

BRODA
I KILL MY MOTHER BECAUSE SHE SAY SHE WAS GOING TO EFCC ON ME

i really wish he would make his mind up

Quote:

Dear Harry,

How long how many test do i have to go through??? how many are the forms?
I don't have money to print nor scan back the forms after downloading, i must let you know these. So kindly arrange something for me, i will definately join you guys because i needed you back up too. I mean it, my family is dieing and all are looking up to me.

Just let me clear the payment and get myself arrange. I don't have much money to process this application.

Try and consider me.

Quote:

BRODA
U R FAILING YOUR FIRST TEST
THERE ARE THREE TEST AND THIS FORM IS FIRST TEST
LET UR FAMILY KNOW IT BE OK SOON

ONE LUV
MR GOMER

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:54 pm

Good luck with Shorty, Master. Your crazy hat should be just what the Doctor ordered. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

shorty has now begun his initiation into the gomerboyz fraternity Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:06 am

^^^

Love his last answer.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:47 am

Too funny, Master! Laughing

I wonder if a very large tattoo qualifies as additional stress?

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:50 am

Additional stress? I think he had better join the G-merboyz to avoid the additional stress of any more dolla chops or another chicken farm holocaust. Oh wait, he's screwed either way. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:07 pm

Well done, Master. Keep tormenting him!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:51 pm

It's a great coup to get his address and I suspect that it's genuine. For some strange reason Shorty does appear to tell the truth, He really is something special.

I've been a bit poorly so I've let my baiting drift recently but I'm powering up again. I'll leave you to handle the Mr G0mer side of things Master, and I'll restart Ludmi||a and her Popz.

Of course, if I can some Lads to call on him, like I got him to call on some other Lads - his brain will end up as fried as his chickens. Laughing

You are supposed to be holding Ludmi||a hostage as Mr G0mer but you can play that how you like. Sometimes chaos is good and I don;t think Shorty will find any differences in our stories suspicious - and I can lie like a Lad (better in fact).

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:42 pm

Can someone get me the Gomerboyz signup form? I think I got a live one here Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i have not been able to check my mail for a few days but i will get on top of it tomorrow. I have asked him if he was ready for stage 2 but i questioned his last answer as there is much stress involved in being a gomerboy

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:57 am

I think it would be wise to give it a big build up. The phishing and hacking tools that await him - giving him power and prestige (he's short you know) in the world of g men, and how you have to be careful of EFCC and police informers - and then lead him up to the gang tattoo as the only way you can be sure that new members aren't going to destroy the set up.

The tattoo design I came up with looked pretty good - to make it easier for a Lad to accept it. The drawback to a Lad is that, if he ever shows it in a cafe he could get a good kicking from all the Lads who've had their dollar chopped by the G0merBoyz.

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:01 pm

I've FINALLY got to see that form filled out... TOO good!!! That god,I'm not trying to join G0merbois myself bow_down

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:05 pm

GomerPyle wrote:

The drawback to a Lad is that, if he ever shows it in a cafe he could get a good kicking from all the Lads who've had their dollar chopped by the G0merBoyz.

Well, I'd be inclined not to stress that point too heavily. Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:15 pm

What exactly do you have in your mind, GP?

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:19 am

Can I get a blank GOMERBOYZ application?

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Is Shorty really this easy?

as long as he gets the tattoo.

Quote:

OK BRODA THAT IS GOOD.
WE HAVE MANY TOOL WE USE TO HACK AND CHOP DOLLA.
WHEN U B A GOMERBOYZ IT FOR LIFE OK
ONLY WAY OUT IS TO DIE. BUT WE MAKE MUCH DOLLA N NO ONE WHO JOIN EVER LEAVE BECASE OF THIS

IT IS GOOD U HAVE GOOD ENGLISH.
WE ALSO TEACH HOW TO BE BETTER AT THIS.
LET ME TELL U THAT U WILL NEVER BE HUNGRY AGAIN WITH GOMERBOYZ. WE ARE LIKE SECRET SOCIETY AND DONT SHOW OFF LIKE YAHOO BOYS. THEY ARE SMALL COMPARE TO GOMERBOYZ.

NOW U MUST TELL ME IS THERE ANYTHING U NEED TO TELL ME WHICH COULD AFFECT YOUR APPLICATION

ONE LUV
MR GOMER

Quote:

Ok,

I disliked Sacrificial activities like showing of bloods and showing off pictures on the internet.

Olu.

Quote:

OK
THIS IS GOOD.
YOU NEXT TEST IS TO GET GOMERBOYZ TATTOO. YOU MUST HAVE THIS TO BE GOMERBOYZ.
U MUST ALSO HAVE GOMERBOYZ MAIL ADDRESS. YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THIS
ADDRESS [email protected]
YOU MUST MAKE THIS ADDRESS OK
ONLY SEND ME MAIL FROM THERE OK

ONE LUV
MR GOMER

he is now using assigned gomer address to mail Mr gomer

Quote:

I got your message and have taken to your instruction!
So, how do i get the tattoo of a thing!

Olu

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:36 am

OMG!

If he gets a tattoo, I'll eat a safari hat! Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:50 am

Master wrote:

Is Shorty really this easy?

No - he's that stupid though. Laughing

Shorty is like some insatiable puppy dog with an unyielding desire to please which can be quite draining.

My bait with him has gone stale, and I hesitate to start up again in case the shock jerks his brain into life.

All I can think is that of you need leverage is to offer to let him know what happened with the Ludmi||a business when he gets the tattoo, but that's reliant on him still being fully convinced it was real - which he probably does.

Second guessing Shorty is hard - as his brain is wired differently to most peoples.

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