is it wrong to call a lad all the time?

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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:32 am

A lad that keeps emailing begging for $ via WU and saying he is stuck in a refugee camp etc..

Well i have been calling the lad every hour on the hour past few nights.. and he seems to answer each time.. obvious i wake him up each time..

I bet all his lad-mates wonder why he falls alseep at the terminal in the cafes Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:53 am

I think it is nice of you to call often. It shows you care.

What do you say to him?

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:18 am

It's perfectly right if you say (at 3am Lad time) the MTCN is 12093876-0540704 then hang up

Then ring back 10 minutes later and say " oh sorry, I missed a number it's 12089745" and hang up

Rinse and repeat as often as you like

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:28 am

I jut had an evil thought based in irish's suggestion.

Can you fake a stutter ? The Lad will probably suggest you mail him but if you say you've lost his addie and try telling him the MTCN with a stutter it would be a nightmare for him.

N-N-N-N-NINE, NINE S-S-S-S-SEVEN, S-S-S-S-SIX, SIX, F-F-F-F-FOUR, FOUR, F-F-F-F-FIVE and so on

When you say you haven't any record og his addie any more, when he starts spelling his addie you can start all over again when you repeat what he says.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:31 am

It's not wrong of you at all, in fact I think it's very nice of you.
I know some people say you shouldn't spend a penny on chasing lads, but if you see it as a worthwhile investment (which I do) then you should enjoy spending the odd skype credit to make his life an ever waking misery.
Good work. Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:27 am

What's wrong with giving your special pet some love and attention? Nothing. You need love too. We all do. Tell him about the Christmas present you are buying him, and ask him what he intends on sending you? Cool

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:33 pm

It is absolutely wrong to call a lad during normal lad business hours (e.g. 8 AM - 10 PM his time) because he's busy doing valuable lad work such as replying to your e-mails. However, in his off hours (11 PM - 6 AM), it is perfectly legitimate to call him on a regular recurring basis. Given that a normal 4 stage sleep cycle takes ~90 - 110 minutes to complete, and it takes on average 45-60 minutes to reach REM sleep, I recommend calling hourly during those times. You want to make sure that you're in the lad's dreams, after all, and what better way to ensure success than to call him right as he reaches REM?

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:17 pm

http://Gomer.fileave.com/stutter1.mp3

I got a request to do a call so I tried out the stutter treatment. It needs a little more perfecting but it's a nice quick way to give a Lad a nervous breakdown.

It was my first attempt at that and I think it'll work better if the stuttering goes as far as actually repeating the word. So that when he asks you - say it's only one nine nine, and the more grumpy he gets the worse you make the stutter.

I was going to ask him to then spell out his addie and then call it back with a stutter, but I don't think my nerves are ready for that. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:50 pm

^^@Gomer - LMAO. Laughing

NNNNNNICCCEEE ccccccaaaallll!!!!

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:39 pm

@GP

That was wonderful!

How you make these calls without breaking out laughing is beyond me. But the lad is dead serious about his end of it, and I could hear the relief in his voice when you suggested email.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:26 pm

Hahahaha! Nice call Gomer. You can hear him getting so excited.

You know Lester, the sad thing is, this will always be so lost on them how annoying you REALLY are. He just thinks you are annoying because you are clueless. Rather, you are annoying because you are a jerk.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:36 pm

GP - looking forward to a Gome3 call to this lad. Mr Goma is all but this dudes best friend and I can easily see him reaching some nice falsetto.

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 113

"Send it. Send the information to me through email. Send the information to me. Send it to me through email. Through email! Okay? Through email."

*shiver*

Hello? Very nice call. Hello? Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:27 pm

I have suggested it as an idea for the radioshow for baiters to do their own recordings of the stuttered MTCN, to see what responses they get. It all depends on what sort of Lad you get on the other end, but it's the sort of call you can make 'out of the blue' to any Lad.

I won't do anything to spoil blow your bait as he could be a candidate for a Mr G0mer/Ludmi||a scenario.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:34 pm

I have this lad i have called alot about to give up on me. owever I have a lad that is demanding the # of the lad that "stole" money from me - i see this as a nice modalaity to annoy two lads.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Lester I think its wonderful that you care so much to keep in touch with him and to pass on the luurve amongst you pets Laughing

Now if you could arrange for one to call the other in the middle of the night, their time, they'd both be awake and one would be using up his credit

@ Gomer Laughing

I hope your fingers dont stutter as you type the email

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:13 am

How about an auto-dialer pre-programmed to call specified numbers every hour at a specified time?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:51 am

Nanny Ogg wrote:

I hope your fingers dont stutter as you type the email

Oh, nanny! I didn't think you were that evil to suggest something like that! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:30 am

During his day, ringing and hanging up is good, because more often than not he'll call you back. Calls paid for by you should certainly be nocturnal, that silent period between 1am and dawn is perfect. He did stress the importance of this transaction, and told you to call him any time, right?

[edit] About 4 or 5 am Sundays works well, because lads always have things to do on Sundays. We can't have him all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for his real life stuff.

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:48 am

I rang your Lad as Mr G0mer LADBUSTER.

It seemed to unnerve him and he went as far as denying he was a scammer. It must the real Prof Charles Soludo then I guess. Laughing

I think he's getting pretty coinfused and I'm sure he passed me over to someone else at the end.

http://gomer.fileave.com/MrGomer%20v%20Charles%20Soludo.mp3

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:01 pm

There certainly is nothing wrong with calling your lad. It only shows that you care for him and the deal.

Especially if you call during the middle of the night (just let him know it's also very late for you and a very important question prevented you from sleeping).

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