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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:43 pm |
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Hi guys, I'm one of those folks who joined full of enthusiasm. skirted around the edges for a bit, then went all quiet.
I must admit, I was a little bewildered by the level of skill and IT knowledge most of you guys seem to have, but none the less, a little learning and a bit of trial and error later, I'm here with my first set of trophies
Most of my mugus come from WAP chat sites. Lads love to trawl these sites to line up potential vics, as they can get access from their phone at little or no cost.
Naturally once they're hooked, I get them to spend as much time and money as possible back at the internet cafe.
Thanks to many a lad-hour and lad-naira has been successfully wasted, much to the amusement of family and friends.
With just a little persuasion, the odd slap or insult I soon found they could be made to try again and again, but what happens when they finally tire of clicking boxes? hmmm.. seems a shame to let them go after so long without even putting a face to their name.
So I set about concocting a form they could fill out (lads love forms,) which would entitle them to finally bypass the confusion and get to that all elusive ...........NAHT!
So after helping, persuading, coaxing, bullying and then insulting them into doing it again. I finally agree that they are just too stupid to complete a simple counting task, and its time for the form.
*FORMS NOW AVAILABLE FROM OB1's BEER FRIDGE* (One FREE Acrobat error pop-up with every download.)
In chat, I've found that lads will admit to being "almost anything" if they think there's a buck in it. I've had them swearing they are:-
white- (Despite photographic evidence to the contrary on their profile)
English- (Yap, me dey be a english, me stay mancheter united.weh be u dey)
Atheist- (One even attends Atheist church regularly... can you imagine what their hymns are like?)
bi-sexual (Yep, they will even overcome their homophobia for a price)
I'm already thinking the form needs a page 3.
Anyhoo.. Obviously are going to need an extra method of identification, to make up for the uncompleted online modality. So Sa11y 0'mally, my helpful customer service rep talks them through producing something like this.
As you can see, I've had to go over the words in photoshop due to really high contrast blowing them out, (don't worry, he will be doing it again.) but you get the idea.
And there you have it, my first trophies hopefully many more will follow. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
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thedevguy67
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:38 pm |
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Great work! A lot of love (and lad time) went into filling out that form! |
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Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
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bill2
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Joined: 10 Sep 2006
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Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:48 pm |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:36 am |
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thedevguy67 wrote: |
Great work! A lot of love (and lad time) went into filling out that form! |
Yeah this one really does love me. He calls my main character "Mummy," which was a bit creepy at first, but it's a good excuse to patronize him. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:53 am |
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Very nice work! I like the psychiatric angle. |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:47 am |
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Hooray, he got it right at last.
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sam: So mum am very unique black and short but very handsome with white teeth |
I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR A TUBE OF PRINGLES!
(Is there a market for midget porn?)
Mugu wrote: |
Dear sir
thanks for the message u sent to me so i have send another picture of mine so hope is ok and i wish to hear from you asoon as possible thanks for the cooperation. |
Now let me see, that took a while..oop, yeah, transaction's been canceled now.. oh well, never mind |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
Last edited by Roger The Cabin Boy on Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:31 pm; edited 11 times in total |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:14 pm |
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Great job Roger! An amazing trophy! |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:34 pm |
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Oh dear,
Things aren't going well for our little friend. Now his new laptop has gone missing.
Click here to Listen to the Mugu
He says
Well it would say that now wouldn't it.
Click here, he's getting angry now
He says
Well it's been delivered and signed for now. I wonder who's got it |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
Last edited by Roger The Cabin Boy on Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:35 pm; edited 9 times in total |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:02 am |
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Wow, nice work and a great trophy. You are really making them work, I like that! |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:41 pm |
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Oh no!
Things are going from bad to worse for our boi. OD and myself spent a couple of hours tormenting hell out of him on Friday, and now he thinks his chat-site account has been hacked "again."
It would appear that not only has the hacker successfully stolen his laptop, but now they've claimed £1,250 of his hard scammed cash as well.
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Mugu to customer services
dear sir
pls it seems am getting confused now i didnt
see any mtcn number in my box pls and u are saying that have collected
the money and it seems an hacker as get ridge to my box kindly send the mtcn number
Reply
Sir,
The MTCN was sent to your account this morning at the request of the
sender :E1izabeth S. Wa11s
The money (£1,250) was collected this afternoon. Are you now saying
you did not collect the money?
Regards Sa11y O'Ma11y |
And the hacker seems intent on adding insult to injury
hacker wrote: |
man I chop ur dollar, I teke ur money an disappear. is just a game, ur de loser I am de winner ooooooo |
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_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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Quillan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2008
Posts: 61
Location: Behind you.
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:34 am |
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I like the "I am de winner oooooo" part! |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:11 am |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:06 am |
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Yep, you're spot on Donato. He be de Mugu, me be de Master ooooo.
I love singing that song to the lads
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From:
sam:
Subject: Re: Hello mum
Message: hello it seems am getting confused now about this site in the first instance you said that u will resend the money yesterday and the western union are sending message that they see that i can now i get my money easily and i didnt collect anything so i want to tell u now that let us find another way to send something to me because there are alot of hackers here in this site even they are looking after our convassation and why did nt you come online yesterday hope every things is ok
21.10.08 - 10:52am |
Well it's because he told me not to of course, I've been writing to him at the new email address he gave me... now poor old B3tty is getting confused too |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:39 am |
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The Farce is strong with this one! |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:39 am |
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Fantastic work, Cabin Boy!
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:47 am |
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I just need to know ( no offence intended to anyone)
where did you find a midget lad? |
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All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
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it was all a big fuck of disappointed
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:24 pm |
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Well there is a rumor going round that this lad is Yeawhatever's alter ego from the dark side.. I should know... I started it
OD and myself are working at getting him to fill out more forms. One for compensation for his missing laptop, and another regarding the hacked transfer.
Oh, and I've always fancied one of those snazzy pith helmets. Mwu-ha-ha-har!
*EDIT*
I think he must of done it faster than the speed of light, cos it seems to of knocked 2 years off his age from the previous form. Well done OD for getting him to fill out another form. So sorry to hear you/ your scanning machine didn't like the colour of ink used for the fingerprints. I expect he'll have to do it again now .
And he did. C'mon OD.. Milk that Mugu!
* Classic quote just in*
(Betty is back in hospital for a couple of days with high blood pressure)
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sam: Oh mum what are u thinking about stop thinking. God is in control because thinking is one of the symptoms for blood pressure - 28.10.08 - 07:25pm |
Just a guess, but I'd say his blood pressure is really low.
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After a lot of persuasion our lad is due to be making a trip to on Monday to collect a compensation check from a PD rep, let's hope nothing goes wrong |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:09 pm |
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And he's off
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sam: Mum am on my way to parceldirect office at abuja nigeria the journey is going to take 9hrs kindly pray for me - 2.11.08 - 05:05pm
betty:have you taken enough food for the journey?
sam: Yes am having some gala here to eat and with some chinchin
thanks for that - 2.11.08 - 06:00pm
sam: Thank God for that we have already take off now frm the
garage pls - 2.11.08 - 06:11pm
sam: Mum while coming back i we love to take flight because
sitting inside bus for almost 9hrs is much stressful - 2.11.08 (Is he angling for a plane ticket)
06:25pm
betty: maybe you should try to sleep, to pass the time son.
sam: Here in the bus is nt convinent at all every body just rest
on each other due to commercial bus - 2.11.08 - 06:38pm |
Yeeee-hawwww!
Sorry for the double post, but this thread has been dormant for a while. I think due to the safari it deserves resurrecting.
Of course we can't be certain what route the bus will be taking but it looks like one heck of a journey.
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_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:57 am |
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That's a nice looking map, too bad it doesn't show how bad the roads are during that 9 hour tour of inner Nigeria.
I got this from the lad today:
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Sir dnt forget that i will be coming tomorrow morning so once i get to the airport i we send you message and kindly be checking ur email box time to time for you to get my message quickly thanks |
Hmm, would be a shame if the agent's mailbox went down yet again and he is delayed in getting his message of the lads arrival.
From his messages to Roger, it would seem that the lad isn't bringing any extra cash with him because he's counting on getting some cash to fly home. I wonder what the look of disappointment looks like? |
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sir scam alot
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:11 am |
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Once he gets to Abuja, it shouldn't be too hard to get him to move a little further. Kaduna, then N'Djamena, you get the idea. He does seem like the form may actually tell the truth about him. |
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= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:15 am |
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I'd guess the roads are pretty poor judging by this
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sam: Hello mum oh my goodness we are having flat tyre now just about 120km now we are beside a huge bush now - 2.11.08 - 08:20pm |
Sam's also agreed to ring Mar7in Doyl3(me) In the morning, to see if he can collect a second check that B3tty sent to replace the failed WU transfer. Might get a voicemail out of it.
@ Sir Scam alot you mean send him to chad? Now what kind of would do a nasty thing like that? |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:41 pm |
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Looks like an update will be coming up soon whether the lad went to Abuja |
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N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:10 pm |
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*THE MUGU HAS LANDED*
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samtope: hello mum thanks for prayer cos i see the reflection of ur prayer i arrived safely and i get here around 6.30am this morning so mum am waiting for the field agaent to come pls-3.11.08 - 07:28am |
Apparently the journey was far from dull,
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sam: Mum how are you the journey was so stress sitting for almost 10hrs inside bus but am thank God that we escape armed robbers they started shooting sporadically in order to scare us - 3.11.08 - 07:54am
sam: When am hearing the gun shot i was just saying jesus jesus so once i get the money now i we just board the next flight nt easy to travel by land cos there are alot of chaos - 3.11.08 - 07:57am
sam: Mum it get to a stage inside bus that all my bodies are paining me due to bad roads we are having here hope there is no bad roads over there we spent almost 10hrs on the road - 3.11.08 - 08:03am |
OD is just being modest. The agent (played by OD) has been stalling our lad at the airport all day,
and managed to extract this superb "Security Photo" and ID card.
Caption says it all, Well done OD. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
Last edited by Roger The Cabin Boy on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:52 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:28 pm |
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was so stress sitting for almost 10hrs inside bus but am thank God that we escape armed robbers they started shooting sporadically in order to scare us |
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"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:56 pm |
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The bit that pleases me most is that he seems to have aged about 20 years in the last couple of days.
Lad's gone all quiet on me, he met me online as arranged at 6pm, but then left suddenly. Could it be a network problem? Was he mugged for his phone?..or has the penny finally dropped? Who knows.......(to be continued.) |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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