M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:49 pm

administrative assistant, sounds like you are volunteering! done...

i was expecting a bit more 'action' for the action photo. I was also expecting a wetter t-shirt Wink

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:03 pm

Another thing, it would be great if we NEVER pay our models, only the agents; so the possibly (!) fraudulent agents might think they can win an extra buck if it be THEIR task (and not MM´s) to pay their models. Very Happy

Came to this idea a few days ago when I reread Shiver´s Busted bait. The "agent" suggested exactly that!

For our meeting (if 55C be so kind to provide us their excellent service again Wink

, I still need a day or two more of refreshing RL stuff. We can heavily draw from sme dozens of emails a few baiters and I were doing in February and March in order to get some lads to the GoIden TuIlp Hotel in Accra. Mutatis mutandis it was the same situation, businesspeople meeting safari clients...

For the payment, I think we are doing them a great favour by paying them in cash at the meeting! We will also advise them on their banking matters etc etc.

We have always done it this way, USD in cash!

Could you start with some "Benin" namedropping sooner or later? I will also mention, among many other things, our great business party. Can your website already hint at it? (Only stating that it is "For our West African Clients and Customers", with no exact place yet?)

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

What the hell sort of bike is that she is riding, I can see it's actually a folding bike, that will go great over a big ramp jump, hopefully the frame will snap in half and impale her Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:59 pm

Dan, of course, how could he be left out? Very Happy

Quote:

Hi,

I am interested in becoming a model,please tell me what to do next.

Regards,
Dan

I believe he is going to need more attention than the rest of lads altogether

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:21 pm

Great news Very Happy

First of all, hello to Otterfan! Glad to have won you as replacement (and possible president! When MGK will have come back from his holidays, he won´t recognize his own company any more Wink

)!

Then, at last one agent really wrote a 1000+ words essay. She needed 6 handwritten pages for it! Smile

I think she deserves a good seat in the 55C bus Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:26 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

I think she deserves a good seat in the 55C bus

BUS? I think she should have a Limo with a fully stocked bar, Caviar and a personal servent. Wink

Indeed, Thank you Otterfan for keeping an eye on you know who. Laughing

well if nothing else she is "a funny monkey with an ass of bright red" *snerk*

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:24 pm

That's an amazing essay. It offers so much insight into goats and humans.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:36 pm

Well, the relationship is "unbalance"...I disagree. In fact, I have felt more and more under goats´ supervision recently. Laughing

Maybe I better post her emails as well...she sounds very promising on the one hand...but then, I have heard some lads promising to come too early too quickly...even if it sounds really great and promising, she might just get robbed and demand WU monies...but the way she writes it...she has spent the whole Nigerian public holiday today filling, scanning and writing, the emails came in the course of the whole day. she also writes she wants to bring the models, and/or a "consultant". ITP?
EDIT The public holiday does not apply to her, she is in CTI : 41.202.90.155 Cote D'Ivoire

Quote:

Dear rl O.

I received your email dated Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:23:51 -0700 (PDT) but could not understand the particular 10 page form which you are refering to because all forms at my disposal has been completed and sent back to your company.
Find attached the variouse forms received and sent to your company by me.
If there is anyone that is not included, know you that it was not received by me.
I will be glad to know your reaction immediately.

Mrs l

And I wrote her

Quote:

Nice to hear from you ,
Like Jack told you before, Miss I, what I need you to do is complete the application sheets and return it to me.

Once that is completed, we will review the details and release the $5,000.00 advance to you in between 48 working hours.

It seems we are still missing the completed application form, to release your payment.

Do we have your bank account data?

As I told you before, provided we get your full application, you will receive 5000 $ for travelling expenses from us. The form is important. All 10 pages.

Have a good day

R O.

Today she came over with the above 11 (!) sheets :

Quote:

Dear o rl

I have received the forms (6 pages) which you said remains to be concluded.
Infact, I am worried over the negligency arising in this relationship.

Before it was the contract form which was forgoten and now a necessary part of the contractual document as volumnious as 6pgs was forgoten. I have involved people with the desire to build a strong contractual relationship with your company and all are people involved in beauty peagent, it costs me a lot and I don't want to seen joking.

I will like to attend the extravaganza in Benin with my consultant, so that I can be able to represent you well back home. So I will like a situation where I will have an invitation that will cover his presence or can I come with one or two models.
The remaining of the forms will be sent tomorrow and I believe we hold each other in trust as regards our contractual obligation.

Mrs. Idris.

Quote:

Dear R O,

Attached are the remaining six forms and the essay required that I fill by you.

I will like to know your response.

Mrs. I.

So far I only replied, having the above in mind:

Quote:

Dear Mrs. I,

Thank you for the excellent work. M M is proud to have won you as our agent.

We will sent out the invitations verry shortly. Please contact Jack for more details. You will most likely receive your personal voucher in a few days latest.

We are currently preparing our own flight tickets and VISA. That´s why we are more than grateful for you and your consultant to have won them for our company as local representatives.

However, the contract is for you, and for you only. Your consultant would be your employee, technically speaking. We would only need his name in time, to include him on the assorted list of invited guests. You will continue to be our main contact.

Jack will get back to you shortly.

Regards, Rl

So it seems Marv´s work was convincing, again. Hope Simba is, too Wink

So much to think of!

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:52 pm

ASEMs seem to become more and more fashionable Very Happy

or I misunderstand this boi :

Quote:

HELLO OLDMAN,
I ONLY WANTS TO DO BUSSINESS WITH YOU, I AM AN AGENT HERE IN GHANA,
KNOWING FULLY WELL HOW SCAM IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY WHICH WAS MOST OF YOUR
REASONS WHY YOU DON`T GET MY POINTS CLEAR BUT IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A CALL
WE DISCUSE THIS IN A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION I THINK IT WILL BE BETTER,

I WAIT TO READ FROM YOU AS I WILL LIKE TO HAVE A DEAL WITH YOU.

CLEMENT N,

It will be hard to get any lad do anything if every genuine offer to a scammer is being dismissed as scam right from the start Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:02 pm

Mrs Idris sends her regards AND a picture of her "consulant"...

Scammer wrote:

Dear jack,

How are you today, This is the picture of my consultant,The reason why i send only his picture is because of my finicial aspect,i wanted to carry the others model along with me booth the girl i use for the pt'r sport but i am not capable for there expencise,

The rest of the email is her complaining about wanting the expenses before she travels to Benin.

Is she offering him as a model for the agency???

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:33 pm

Is it just me or does anyone else think he has a weird head.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

That picture looks like it was taken in 1963.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:00 pm

Called applicant Mrs. ldrls. Interestingly, she is really a woman (or she handed me down to a woman pretty quickly).
Oooooo no ethics issues please. She´s from MGK´s spam folder, trunk boxes are her business.

http://media.putfile.com/MM01-82

The quality is pretty bad, her voice is very faint, even with fully cranked PC speakers. Almost no content in the call, 2 minutes in toto, 45 seconds until the hello hello modalities are over, as soon as she found out who I was (Jack), I started the talkin´...

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:15 pm

Tomorrow is the big day oooooooo I would LOVE to post their latest highly promising emails but it may still be nothing but a speculation bubble.... ooooo the anticipation. Will I sleep more than the bois this night ?

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:01 pm

all my email accounts have gone quiet (as if our lads have started their journey).

we should know for sure by morning.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:01 pm

At least no one has called us 419 yet Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:01 pm

41.207.25.12 Cote D'Ivoire

today 41.216.32.198 Benin Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:22 pm

So Mrs. ldrls went there - with her "consultant" and three models?? Very Happy

woohoo!!

@ mgk and OF, let´s get a hat! wow. first time after 7 months Very Happy

You´re right! This email in 2 minutes ago, header 41.216.32.198 Benin Smile

Quote:

Dear J,

This is the email I received from G R (5lmba). I am relaxed atleast for the explaination. Truely we lost many things and our staying here now depends on the goodwill of a hotel manager. I will also come with him so that we can pay him for the accomodation we have used and he will release our left items.

Thanks,
Mrs. I A.

Muhahahaha

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:38 pm

Mrs ldris (and allegedly two companions) Abidjan to Benin happy crowd

my first safari..

special thanks goes to Marvinator, Simba, Frumpybb and Otterfan

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:03 pm

Great work all.

I've moved this thread to here from PICTURES & VIDEO due to popular demand. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:17 pm

And two more possibles still to report in. Celebrations might not be over just yet!

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:42 pm

Otterfan is a powerful mindbender, boss, while you were away on vacation, your underlings did some hard work Laughing

She has yet another bus to miss, then I think she deserves a call; in about 4 to 5 hours when I´m back. I´d like to hear the voices of the rest of the gang in this situation Smile

@Simba & Marv, wish I could invite you to a barbecue at that place Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:12 pm

Peter Isebaga/Shakur Flemo (whatever his real name is) has just written.

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,
How are you doing today hope good, there is a serious tracffick holdup here and I will not be able to meet my 3:00pm GMT, But I want to assure you that I am on my way right now. Can you give a number that I can reach you directly with as soon as I get to Benin? if yes let me know.

Your faithfully
Peter

IP says he hasn't moved from his usual spot, but that doesn't mean he isn't rushing out the door right now and heading off to Cotonou as I type this!

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:17 pm

His silly phone number is either busy or cannot connect. I´ll take a much needed shower now and try this bum again in 20 minutes Surprised

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:25 pm

I can't wait to see the email from ldris, when the shuttle fails to appear.

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