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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:43 pm

Hi guys, I'm one of those folks who joined full of enthusiasm. skirted around the edges for a bit, then went all quiet.

I must admit, I was a little bewildered by the level of skill and IT knowledge most of you guys seem to have, but none the less, a little learning and a bit of trial and error later, I'm here with my first set of trophies Very Happy

Most of my mugus come from WAP chat sites. Lads love to trawl these sites to line up potential vics, as they can get access from their phone at little or no cost.
Naturally once they're hooked, I get them to spend as much time and money as possible back at the internet cafe.

Thanks to many a lad-hour and lad-naira has been successfully wasted, much to the amusement of family and friends.

With just a little persuasion, the odd slap or insult I soon found they could be made to try again and again, but what happens when they finally tire of clicking boxes? hmmm.. seems a shame to let them go after so long without even putting a face to their name.

So I set about concocting a form they could fill out (lads love forms,) which would entitle them to finally bypass the confusion and get to that all elusive ...........NAHT! Laughing

So after helping, persuading, coaxing, bullying and then insulting them into doing it again. I finally agree that they are just too stupid to complete a simple counting task, and its time for the form.

*FORMS NOW AVAILABLE FROM OB1's BEER FRIDGE* (One FREE Acrobat error pop-up with every download.)

In chat, I've found that lads will admit to being "almost anything" if they think there's a buck in it. I've had them swearing they are:-

white- (Despite photographic evidence to the contrary on their profile)
English- (Yap, me dey be a english, me stay mancheter united.weh be u dey)
Atheist- (One even attends Atheist church regularly... can you imagine what their hymns are like?)
bi-sexual (Yep, they will even overcome their homophobia for a price)
I'm already thinking the form needs a page 3.

Anyhoo.. Obviously are going to need an extra method of identification, to make up for the uncompleted online modality. So Sa11y 0'mally, my helpful customer service rep talks them through producing something like this.

As you can see, I've had to go over the words in photoshop due to really high contrast blowing them out, (don't worry, he will be doing it again.) but you get the idea.

And there you have it, my first trophies Very Happy

hopefully many more will follow.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Great work! A lot of love (and lad time) went into filling out that form!

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:48 pm

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:36 am

thedevguy67 wrote:

Great work! A lot of love (and lad time) went into filling out that form!

Yeah this one really does love me. He calls my main character "Mummy," which was a bit creepy at first, but it's a good excuse to patronize him. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:53 am

Very nice work! I like the psychiatric angle.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:47 am

Hooray, he got it right at last.

Quote:

sam: So mum am very unique black and short but very handsome with white teeth

I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR A TUBE OF PRINGLES!
(Is there a market for midget porn?)

Mugu wrote:

Dear sir
thanks for the message u sent to me so i have send another picture of mine so hope is ok and i wish to hear from you asoon as possible thanks for the cooperation.

Now let me see, that took a while..oop, yeah, transaction's been canceled now.. oh well, never mind Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:14 pm

Great job Roger! An amazing trophy! LOL_sign

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:34 pm

Oh dear,
Things aren't going well for our little friend. Now his new laptop has gone missing.

Click here to Listen to the Mugu

He says

Well it would say that now wouldn't it.

Click here, he's getting angry now

He says

Well it's been delivered and signed for now. I wonder who's got it Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:02 am

Wow, nice work and a great trophy. You are really making them work, I like that!

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:41 pm

Oh no!

Things are going from bad to worse for our boi. OD and myself spent a couple of hours tormenting hell out of him on Friday, and now he thinks his chat-site account has been hacked "again." Laughing

It would appear that not only has the hacker successfully stolen his laptop, but now they've claimed £1,250 of his hard scammed cash as well.

Quote:

Mugu to customer services

dear sir
pls it seems am getting confused now i didnt
see any mtcn number in my box pls and u are saying that have collected
the money and it seems an hacker as get ridge to my box kindly send the mtcn number

Reply

Sir,

The MTCN was sent to your account this morning at the request of the
sender :E1izabeth S. Wa11s
The money (£1,250) was collected this afternoon. Are you now saying
you did not collect the money?

Regards Sa11y O'Ma11y

And the hacker seems intent on adding insult to injury

hacker wrote:

man I chop ur dollar, I teke ur money an disappear. is just a game, ur de loser I am de winner ooooooo

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:34 am

I like the "I am de winner oooooo" part!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

It's a line from a song 'glamorising' the 419 lifestyle. The singer was recently arrested in Holland as part of a crackdown on 419 scammers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:06 am

Yep, you're spot on Donato. He be de Mugu, me be de Master ooooo.
I love singing that song to the lads Laughing

Quote:

From:

sam:
Subject: Re: Hello mum
Message: hello it seems am getting confused now about this site in the first instance you said that u will resend the money yesterday and the western union are sending message that they see that i can now i get my money easily and i didnt collect anything so i want to tell u now that let us find another way to send something to me because there are alot of hackers here in this site even they are looking after our convassation and why did nt you come online yesterday hope every things is ok
21.10.08 - 10:52am

Well it's because he told me not to of course, I've been writing to him at the new email address he gave me... now poor old B3tty is getting confused too Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:39 am

The Farce is strong with this one! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:39 am

Fantastic work, Cabin Boy!

clapping

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I just need to know ( no offence intended to anyone)

where did you find a midget lad? Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:24 pm

Well there is a rumor going round that this lad is Yeawhatever's alter ego from the dark side.. I should know... I started it Laughing

OD and myself are working at getting him to fill out more forms. One for compensation for his missing laptop, and another regarding the hacked transfer.

Oh, and I've always fancied one of those snazzy pith helmets. Twisted Evil

Mwu-ha-ha-har!

*EDIT*
I think he must of done it faster than the speed of light, cos it seems to of knocked 2 years off his age from the previous form. Well done OD for getting him to fill out another form. So sorry to hear you/ your scanning machine didn't like the colour of ink used for the fingerprints. I expect he'll have to do it again now Crying or Very sad

.
And he did. C'mon OD.. Milk that Mugu!

* Classic quote just in*
(Betty is back in hospital for a couple of days with high blood pressure)

Quote:

sam: Oh mum what are u thinking about stop thinking. God is in control because thinking is one of the symptoms for blood pressure - 28.10.08 - 07:25pm

Just a guess, but I'd say his blood pressure is really low.

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After a lot of persuasion our lad is due to be making a trip to on Monday to collect a compensation check from a PD rep, let's hope nothing goes wrong Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:09 pm

And he's off Laughing

Quote:

sam: Mum am on my way to parceldirect office at abuja nigeria the journey is going to take 9hrs kindly pray for me - 2.11.08 - 05:05pm

betty:have you taken enough food for the journey?

sam: Yes am having some gala here to eat and with some chinchin
thanks for that - 2.11.08 - 06:00pm

sam: Thank God for that we have already take off now frm the
garage pls - 2.11.08 - 06:11pm

sam: Mum while coming back i we love to take flight because
sitting inside bus for almost 9hrs is much stressful - 2.11.08 (Is he angling for a plane ticket)
06:25pm

betty: maybe you should try to sleep, to pass the time son.

sam: Here in the bus is nt convinent at all every body just rest
on each other due to commercial bus - 2.11.08 - 06:38pm

Yeeee-hawwww! Twisted Evil

Sorry for the double post, but this thread has been dormant for a while. I think due to the safari it deserves resurrecting.

Of course we can't be certain what route the bus will be taking but it looks like one heck of a journey.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:57 am

That's a nice looking map, too bad it doesn't show how bad the roads are during that 9 hour tour of inner Nigeria. Very Happy

I got this from the lad today:

Quote:

Sir dnt forget that i will be coming tomorrow morning so once i get to the airport i we send you message and kindly be checking ur email box time to time for you to get my message quickly thanks

Hmm, would be a shame if the agent's mailbox went down yet again and he is delayed in getting his message of the lads arrival. Wink

From his messages to Roger, it would seem that the lad isn't bringing any extra cash with him because he's counting on getting some cash to fly home. I wonder what the look of disappointment looks like?

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:11 am

Once he gets to Abuja, it shouldn't be too hard to get him to move a little further. Kaduna, then N'Djamena, you get the idea. He does seem like the form may actually tell the truth about him. Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:15 am

I'd guess the roads are pretty poor judging by this Laughing

Quote:

sam: Hello mum oh my goodness we are having flat tyre now just about 120km now we are beside a huge bush now - 2.11.08 - 08:20pm

Sam's also agreed to ring Mar7in Doyl3(me) In the morning, to see if he can collect a second check that B3tty sent to replace the failed WU transfer. Might get a voicemail out of it.

@ Sir Scam alot Surprised

you mean send him to chad? Now what kind of

would do a nasty thing like that? Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:41 pm

Looks like an update will be coming up soon whether the lad went to Abuja Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:10 pm

*THE MUGU HAS LANDED*

Quote:

samtope: hello mum thanks for prayer cos i see the reflection of ur prayer i arrived safely and i get here around 6.30am this morning so mum am waiting for the field agaent to come pls-3.11.08 - 07:28am

Apparently the journey was far from dull,

Quote:

sam: Mum how are you the journey was so stress sitting for almost 10hrs inside bus but am thank God that we escape armed robbers they started shooting sporadically in order to scare us - 3.11.08 - 07:54am

sam: When am hearing the gun shot i was just saying jesus jesus so once i get the money now i we just board the next flight nt easy to travel by land cos there are alot of chaos - 3.11.08 - 07:57am

sam: Mum it get to a stage inside bus that all my bodies are paining me due to bad roads we are having here hope there is no bad roads over there we spent almost 10hrs on the road - 3.11.08 - 08:03am

OD is just being modest. The agent (played by OD) has been stalling our lad at the airport all day,
and managed to extract this superb "Security Photo" and ID card.

Caption says it all, Well done OD.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:28 pm

Quote:

was so stress sitting for almost 10hrs inside bus but am thank God that we escape armed robbers they started shooting sporadically in order to scare us

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:56 pm

The bit that pleases me most is that he seems to have aged about 20 years in the last couple of days. Twisted Evil

Lad's gone all quiet on me, he met me online as arranged at 6pm, but then left suddenly. Could it be a network problem? Was he mugged for his phone?..or has the penny finally dropped? Who knows.......(to be continued.)

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