Lad Thinks I am a Guyman

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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:27 am

I'm thinking maybe the G0merBoyz hacked the box, read the mail, then found and attacked my lad, taking all the money.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:32 am

~ Master,

That is awesome!!! I am going to be telling him I got my money from Charles already and I will be sending more checks out on Monday. I guess everyone should tell him they got another check by Weds. Hopefully he stays where he is, and doesn't go running home to mommy... Rolling Eyes

If he stays put and there is more money coming into the account, maybe that will give more incentive to travel just a bit further. I will post when it is time to tell him you got more checks. This time I am going to step it up a notch and send you guys checks for $10,000 each. You should get them by Weds though if I send them by post on Monday. Don't want too much time to pass or otherwise he will go home to mommies nipple... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:41 am

Lagos to Cotonou is not a long journey. It is possible he could run home and come back Monday although I believe he chose the weekend because it wouldn't interfere with his school work.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:42 am

Well I sent him this, to play it off like you guys met up and everything is cool.

Quote:

guy,
i no hear from u in long time. u met charlie yet. he say he had fish with other maga, but he get driver come pick u up. he send me my monies by post. i not no he do that already. i can send more check to maga on monday and they have check for $10,000. u tell magas that more check come on weds. this week ok? i go buy more check already so we ready for more magas monies broda! u tell all them they get more check ok? i hope u not to drunk with charlie and have to many women with charlie to. he god guy, charlie. i no him long time. u listen to what he teach u ok? u let me know when u tell magas they get more check ok? i send them on monday

Remain Bless
-Ch4rl35

That way he basically got kicked in the nuts with me already getting my money and ready to send more checks out. That way the rest of the baiters involved can say that got the check for 10,000 and maybe that way it will encourage him to sight see a little bit more of Africa..... I hope that is ok.....

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:47 am

sir scam alot wrote:

I'm thinking maybe the G0merBoyz hacked the box, read the mail, then found and attacked my lad, taking all the money.

That could work too...whatever you want to say to him is fine. Right now I am playing dumb and thinking you guys met up because I hadn't heard from him. But it's cool, because my fake lad got my fake money from your fake lad..... Very Happy

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:32 am

Cammy will tell him tomorrow that she's sent her money off. Of course, being blonde, she'll forget the transaction code. What would be a good number to give when she's reminded (as in, how many digits)?

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:22 pm

Considering we're close to Halloween, I'm going with scaring the everloving shit out of our lad and trying to move him a little further.

Quote:

Bad ting happen. On my way to meet you the G)merboys rubbed me and took some the money I had for you. They must hav hacked my box and read my mail. They say they go to lagos next and look for you. they cut off one ofm y fingers and said they will find uy and do same to you. they know where you live and go to school and everything because they told me. I change my passcode and everyting so now dey cannot read this mail.

Rest of money in bank in Lome. Broda, we can get dis money on Monday but do not go home lagos because they are looking for you because they dink you have the rest of money. Meet me at cyber cafe california in Lome on monday morning. we will go to bank and get the money out. do not speak of this to anyone you meet. did you tell anyone you were coming to meet me?

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:13 pm

Cheeky little bastage isn't afraid of the G0merboyz:

Quote:

Hi,

I am already in my house.I await the Gomerboys.I dont think i will be able to come to lome or anywhere to meet you again.Because i am not comfortable again with this business.Charlie said you sent him share to him by post.Go to the bank and withdraw the money..and have it sent through western union or i will give u an account here in nigeria.I am not coming again to meet you anywhere.

I await to read back from you.

Back to IP: 212.100.250.218 which I think is a proxy server based in England.

I sent him a modified Devguy script:

Quote:

I SEE U R A VERY DULL IGBO BOY. U IDIOT BUSMAN OF VILAGE CHARACTAR. U NO GET LEVEL AT ALL 4 THIS JOB. U DEY WORTLESS TOUT N A SMALL SMALL YAHOO BOY. U NO EVER VISIT NA WESTIE N U NO GO SEE CONTROL NUMER IN U HOLE LIFE. U NO FIT TO USE COMPUTER, LET ALONE GET ON INTERNETS U MODERFUKIN MUMU!!!!

I DONE DEY BLESSED FO THIS BUSINESS. NA FULL GUY MAN N I GO MAK SHU SAY I CHOP UR DOLARS WELL WELL AND YOUR FRIENDS FINGERS TOO. WHEN WE READY, WE COME KILL YOU AND YOUR ASHAWO MOTHER TOO. WE SEE MAIL IN YOUR FRIEND BOX AND WE KNOW WHERE YOUR HOME IS IN LAGOS. UR NAAME N FAMELY NAME R AT OKIJA SHRINE FOOLLLLL!! I DEY SPEAK TO ARUSI OKIJA TO STRIK U DOWN.

NA COME CARY MEAN DE GOMER BOYZ DEY SEND U TO GRAVE MUMU!!!! WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND UR DEAD BODY N U WILL DECAY N ROTEN UNTILL VOLTURES WILL COME EAT UR INTESTIN N UR LIVER.

Edit: And this just in to my "victim" account:

Quote:

Mail acknowledge.You should recieved your next check this week.Before you procced kindly send me and email and i will tell you what to do with it.This time the money will be send through western union.further instruction will be given to you when you get the check.

I await to read back from you.

Thank you for your anticipation.

Methinks he'll go through WU but it will be a hassle, as in a major, fruitless, hassle.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:56 pm

This is what I sent him in reference to checks and G0mer:

Quote:

when u get ur monies then? i worry u not get ur monies that not god broda. i not no he sent me my monies by post. it tok long time for me to get my monies. u better be careful broda, Gomer is bad news. Gomer tok my monies before and he serious business man broda. pls be careful if he no where u live. u talk to charlie and see when u can get ur monies. i thought u met him cuz i no here from u in long time. gomer must rely scare charlie cuz i no charlie god guy and he had want to teach u god things and buy u women to fuck broda. plsssssss be carefol, gomer is not a joker!!!!! tell magas they get check on weds for 10,000 ok?

remain bless,
ch1rl35

Hopefully this will get him scared of G0mer...... What is the game plan from here? Are we going to try safari him again or is it silly, goofy, trophy picture time?

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:22 pm

I sent this while he was on his trip....

Quote:

Why don't you write back?

If you want to quit our business, fine. Just tell me.

This morning this was his reply...

Quote:

I got your mail.sorry for the late reply,I was out of town.I have not got my money yet.If you are interested of working with me.I will send you the next check only on two condition.

You will send my share through western union or to my new bank account.

I bet you the police find out that M4st3er's N1nijas were hired by G0m3r and so are the people who have me on the run.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:28 pm

I say let him recover from his traumatic experience, I mean after all, I made the poor lad cry. Laughing

We'll continue focusing on frustrating him for now and killing bank accounts.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:32 pm

What is he asking for? This is the first time he's asked for a copy of the bank transfer slip from my character.

I received this email from him today:

Quote:

Mail acknowledge.The company requested for transfer slip.Please kindly attached the transfer slip or the transaction details.

I await to read back from you.

Regards,

So I emailed him this reply:

Quote:

Dear J1n Lung:
I do not understand what you mean by transfer slip? I went to my bank deposited the check, and had the bank wire it to the original bank account you gave me. I did not receive a transfer slip from the bank as the bank wired the money to your account.
Please explain what you need from me?
Sincerely,

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:39 pm

I think maybe, just maybe he's wanting to see proof of these transfers. Perhaps he's starting to get nagging bit of doubt in the back of his mind. By the way, I'm about to kill off Mr. Charl3s 3meka, just to show that the G0merb0yz don't play.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:48 pm

When the G0merb0yz are involved, dollar chops seem to happen as a matter of course. So - when does that start?

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:52 pm

Well, G0m3rboyz already chopped this lad's dollar. They rubbed Mr. Em3ka on his way to meet the lad and chopped one finger off as well. They're now looking for the lad but he doesn't seem too worried.

I propose I kill my lad off soon because our pet already seems to have lost faith in him. It will also serve as a good way to dispose of all that money that he was supposed to get, now he has to start all over again and of course, it was the lad's fault to begin with because he wouldn't go to Chad.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:00 pm

So Cammy won't be getting a message (from the G0merb0yz) telling her to send the money to another account? Oh well...

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:03 pm

Actually, you may want to do that. Seeing as how they see all, now comes the time for them to really start doing some damage. Of course, if the lad had done what he was told from the get-go, none of this would happen.

I'm going to propose an all-out war begins between the G0merb0yz and our two fake lads. One will be safe because he is in America, my lad will eventually be killed by them for doing business with our check lad.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:37 pm

Fantastic work!

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:24 pm

Another exchange...

From me...

Quote:

I told you before, I won't use Western Union! The EFCC and the FBI all have spies working at that company! If you want to go to prison and get raped in the ass like a goat, have fun. I'm don't want to. What about sending the money through Moneygram. I have friend who might be able to help make that happen?

His reaction is too much...

Quote:

Mail acknowledge.Wow this is a great new,Moneygram is a great deal for us.You will recieved the check on wednesday.Make sure you have my share send through Moneygram.wow i am so happy,now we can deal. J1n

He's fun.

It's likes having your own pliable idiot. He's even forgotten he's told me his name isn't J1n. While he probably won't travel to get his MG payments, I wonder how man times he'll visit the office because I can't seem to get the number right?

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i have an idle gomerboy if needed

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:52 pm

And don't forget the wrong name modality. That is also a ton of fun.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

here is his reply and mine

Quote:

The company is very sorry for your power ranger that got killed by the Ninjas.We will qiuckly do something about that.You will be recieving your next check by wendesday so you could have more money to rebuild and buy a new power ranger.Please as soon as you have the check in your posession send me an email.There will be another way to send the fund this time around.Which will be give to you.Once again the company feel sorry for the this.

Quote:

Hello Lung
thankyou for your support.
can you please explain what you are going to do about this event?
I dont think power rangers are up to the job. He was killed immediately. Luckily i was out at the time or i would have also been killed. I am currently staying at the home of one of our regular church goers home. Her name is Mavis. she is a lovely old lady.

Do you think it would be best to go back to a ninja turtle of protection or is there anything better?
Cornelius

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:41 am

If you want to release your idle G0merb0y, feel free to do so. Make sure he kills my lad and takes the rest of the money. Let me know what details you want. I'd also suggest sending him some very graphic photos of a murder scene, I'm sure you can find some stock photos.

This kid seems young, perhaps hitting him as hard as we can when he is still wet behind the ears may scare him straight. Then again, that could be my last little bit of idealism trying to sneak out of the cynical shell. I'll remember to smother it in it's sleep. Wink

Edit to add: Lad is up and about, just got an email from him at my baiter account. He is trying to explain away the reason we aren't using the account. I'm telling him a Mr. G0mer has contacted me and is attempting to take his money. I'm creeping the paranoia in slowly, I'm hoping for a full-on house of horrors for this lad.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:18 am

sir scam alot wrote:

Actually, you may want to do that. Seeing as how they see all, now comes the time for them to really start doing some damage. Of course, if the lad had done what he was told from the get-go, none of this would happen.

I'm going to propose an all-out war begins between the G0merb0yz and our two fake lads. One will be safe because he is in America, my lad will eventually be killed by them for doing business with our check lad.

So what should I be sending him? He wants me to tell him all the baiters I am sending the checks to, and I am telling him everyone for 10,000. I want to know should I tell him G0mer threatened my in my box or what do you want me to tell him? I can send that to him tomorrow. I have off work the next 3 days so we can get this lad riled up pretty good. He sent me this :

Quote:

thank for the update..dont worry i am a smart boy.Hnnnmm,I am glad you
have you own share.How many magas did you sent the check to.Please
give me the list of magas you send the check tooo,It all the name i
gave u?Pls help me tell charlie that i cant meet him again for now..he
should try and send my money through western union or i should give
him a back account here in nigeria,so he can wire the money.He say i
should come and meet him in lome again.I CANT.

I await to read from you.

So I am just wondering what I should say exactly...... Confused

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:29 am

Until I know what to say eactly, I am playing up my fear of G0mer and I sent this to him:

Quote:

i print all check to maga u gave me list of and check for that m4gnum maga to ok? u tell them i send check for 10,000 broda. plssss be careful that G0mer is no joke. he cut off ch4rli3 finger and im afraid what he do to u if he catch u.i talk to charlie and see what he say about give u ur money to u ok? i tell u one last warn about G0mer, he god at hack box and he hack mine and take my monies a while ago. i had to change my password and everythin ok? u should tell maga u want code word in ur mails from now on so u no that G0mer dont hack the mails ok? u tell maga that u fired an employee by the name of G0mer and he is trying to steal from u so they must use code word ok? u must put code word in all ur mails to me and maga so we are all safe. that is how we smart against G0mer ok? i will mail ur box tomorrow after i think of god code word that cant be hacked, but u send all maga that G0mer was fired by ur company and they must use code word and u will send that in another email them for there safety ok? i tell u code word to use in email by tomorrow ok? i dont want G0mer to come to USA ok? i very scared of G0mer broda, plssss that guy no joke ok? i want you to lock all ur doors tight and hide all your window to ok? he has lots of g0mer boyz all over and he could have them spy on u right now as i type this to ur box, so plssssss be careful of the G0mer.

remain bless
-Ch4rl35

Maybe that will instill some fear in him.....