Lad Thinks I am a Guyman

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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:08 pm

Apparently he needs a new account because....

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Mail acknowledge.The is too much money is that account right now and they might put the money i that account on hold but i amtrying to solve the problem but i will take me aa week to solve that.Please try and undertsand me.I am very honest and i will deal with you honestly.

How can you help to transfer the money into the new account or send the money through western union?

I already told him wait until Tuesday. On Tuesday I bet his new account won't work but the old one will take the payment fine. Smile

Or maybe he needs to give me ANOTHER account to try...(and pass along to the proper people.)

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:14 pm

This just in...

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The company is still waiting to hear back from you.Kindly get back to us with the transaction details.We await to read back from you soon.

Cammy replied:

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What information? I only just deposited the cheque yesterday - it won't clear until Wednesday at the earliest.

I don't want to mess this up. He gave me the Bank of China account - is that the one he mentioned as:

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The is too much money is that account right now and they might put the money i that account on hold

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:23 pm

^^^ Both accounts I have been given are Bank of China. is the account SSA is faking. The other is a real account that SSA has reported to 4l4n.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:31 pm

was a real bank account, I just changed some of the details so it would be unusable just in case he gave it to some real victims. They also had a fake website, but the nice folks over the in site-killing forum took care of that too.

Our lad has been constantly whining about why he couldn't make the trip but after some strongly worded emails from both of our fake lads, he has finally agreed to sell some stuff to buy a plane ticket. I have told him that it needs to be a one-way ticket because I was going to spend some time with him to show him the ropes. Of course there will be prostitutes, or goats, depending on his preference.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:43 pm

Luckily, I told him I had sent the money to the other account before he gave me the latest info.

Can't believe he's trying to screw your fake lad!! Actually, it's not that surprising on reflection.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:46 pm

I need to find out who has that other account and torture them too. I'd like to break that relationship up as soon as possible. Every little lifeline and connection he has needs to be severed if we can get it done.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:31 pm

Here's a couple of emails from him from today:

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Okay..since u insist that i should come over to Borno state....I will sell some thing and gather so money together and get a flight over to borno state....Give me where i can meet you.but that will be on monday because my brother is wedding tomorrow and i till take me some time to gather the flight money together.

Maga's have made more money intot the account..and they are bug money as well.Pls maake sure to take notice of that too...I should have gotten the flight money before monday and i will take my flight on monday.Where can we meet..can u give me phone number where u can reach u....here is my Phone number..pls can me atleast let me hear your voice for once.

I await to read from you.

My real name is

And:

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Brother,

I dont have any picture...I have just 20,000 with me and i was told that the flight from lagos to kaduna is 23,000.So i am thinking of taking transport..That mean i will get to madiguri on tueday morning.before i leave i will tell you what i will wear ..and i will be at madiguri air port.I will give u an update..when i aml leaving.

Hope u understand.

So I sent him this:

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Did you buy one way ticket? Broda, you can get ticket one way and not pay so much. one you are here, we will talk with charlie and see about making you big player in the da game. Fist night you here I have women for you, how you like them? try find picture so we know who you are when come to airport to pick you.

I think the only females he's going to find when he gets there are the local goats. Laughing

I was hoping to get him there over the weekend but whatever we can get is better than nothing. I now have his full name, his address and his phone number so even after this safari is done, there is so much more we can do with this piece of shit.

Is there anyone who can take a call or make a call to this moron, just in case he needs to prodded along? Preferably someone who can fake ladspeak over the phone?

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:58 pm

@SSA He's still on this kick of getting money into the other account to bypass you. He want me to transfer his money on Tuesday. I just refused, it is too dangerous.

I let him know I told the bank (which I am manger) think the checks are for a church in Africa which is why they are not questioning how many or how much.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:06 am

^^^Yeah, we're going to keep working the excuse of not sending to that account for whatever reason. If someone wants to try to say they transferred to that account and the payment is somehow unsuccessful, we can use that to push him back to our fake lads.

He has bitten off far more than he can ever chew and I hope that after we are done with him, he will think twice before ever trying to scam another person or entering into any type of partnership with another lad. In fact, we could probably safari him as far as we possibly can and then burn him at the end, letting him think it was as punishment for trying to get around us and have money transferred behind our backs.

Then dollar chops, more victims with bank transfers that go wrong, and if all goes well, he'll be the Jonah of lads. Lads will refuse to work with him because he gets their accounts killed and causes them nothing but grief.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:12 am

^^^ Agreed. I just want to make sure everyone is telling him no to the other account ASAP. I'm worried that if he thinks he has money coming to his account, he won't get make the trip.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:32 am

This is true. Thanks for pointing that out. Last thing I want him to do is stay home for money that will never come versus travelling far away for money that will never come.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:38 am

^^^

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

this from him Laughing

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Mail acknowledge.Thank you for your prompt update.Dont worried to much about the ninjas.Because if you do,they could read it from you face that you have plans againt them.Be clam till we have enough money to archieve our Aim.You will be recieving your next check soon.

im not sure what being clam is. it must be like being oyster

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:32 am

Ask him what kind of clam? Yeah, this could go into bad places. Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:33 am

^^^ Just close up your shell - deflects Ninjas everytime

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:08 am

Just home from work..... Haven't checked my email yet so it shall be interesting to see what he has to say. So he is still trying to push the real account? Do you know if that account has been killed yet? So what is the plan after the safari? Keep torturing him? I love the idea to just keep torturing him and to take my RL frustrations out on him.... Twisted Evil

I really hope we get him into Chad......Is Chad in Borno, or rather how close is Borno to Chad? I also love the idea of him selling his things to get there...... Twisted Evil

Edit: Just checked mail, and got a reply he was flying to Borno state. He never told me that he was selling things to get there, I guess he wanted SSA's pity and not mone because I told him he needed to find way to get there no matter what because I wanted my "monies" too and that I couln't print anymore checks because I needed my share of the money in order to buy the checks. I guess when I told him that, that was pretty much chopping his balls off, because no checks sent out, no money coming into the account, therefore lad must travel and do some sight seeing. I really want him to hold a sign though. I sent him this in response tro his last message :

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i not understand why most maga not get check yet. maybe get lost in mail... i can send them more check when i get my share of the monies from u. is charles going to teach u da big game? he tel me he want to when u met him so we all be big guyman. i think u like that, big maga monies for us all broda. charles want to have women there for u as celebration he say, so u make sure he have lot of women ok? u deserve it, u work very hard. i have to say i proud of you and very happy we met together. charles also say he tol u only get one way ticket cuz he fly u back but he want teach u some things i teach him ok? we all be big guyman together ok? u write me when u get there and when u keave? i go ahead and buy more check tomorrow if i no when u leave to make the monies back broda, so u tell me when u leave and write me when u get there. pls member i big,powerful guy and u sem like no small boi ok?

i love u broda

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:25 am

Master wrote:

this from him Laughing

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Mail acknowledge.Thank you for your prompt update.Dont worried to much about the ninjas.Because if you do,they could read it from you face that you have plans againt them.Be clam till we have enough money to archieve our Aim.You will be recieving your next check soon.

im not sure what being clam is. it must be like being oyster

And that was all lad logic there. He never asked me about that, so that is all him..... Shocked

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:49 am

Jim is still trying to go the WU route with me. I think he'll have to complete some forms before I can send the money. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:01 pm

He told me something about selling his laptop to pay for the trip. I actually suggested that to him. Twisted Evil

What's better than making him give up his link to all the magas?

BTW, Borno State is in North-Eastern part of Nigeria, not far from the border with Chad. Once he's got that far, it shouldn't be too hard to get him to N'Djamena.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:45 pm

OK, well he's at least listening...somewhat.

I told him there was no way I was sending to another account, it would make my partners at the bank nervous and send the FBI after me (and of course the EFCC after him.) I mean, the FBI uses Ninjas and there is no way I can defend against Ninjas without my S.P.E.R.M.

Gave him two choices - either I hold this big check or deposit to other account. His reply...

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Mail acknowledge.Can you withdraw the money and hold it?if you cant then you can have the fund transfer to the old account.That mean we will try and all possible best to get the money.Dont forget to deduct your 20% commission.

I'll tell him I send to the other account because I scared of getting caught with all that cash or that check.

This way the deposit I was going to do for free, to prove I could be trusted. He has reminded me to take my 20% commission in every email about this transaction (about 10 so far). Guess he wants evidence on me too. Bastard! Mad

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:32 pm

He now wants a cell number to call when he gets to the airport in Madiguri. Anyone have a number they can offer up? Any phone calls should be answered with static, buzzing, mumbled "I'll be there" and then call drops. We can use just about any number and just tell him we borrowed it from a tourist from that country.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:36 pm

He REALLY wants me to pay this cheque into the new account on Monday. Laughing

Never gonna happen

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:38 pm

@SSA - Sorry, only thing I've got is a K7 number.

I did tell him I must act fast and transfer the money on Tuesday. My partners at the bank are getting suspicious so he needs to withdraw the cash ($20,000) FAST so the is no trace.

Hopefully that will push him.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:42 pm

He has a wedding to go to today or tomorrow but he should be on safari by Monday or Tuesday. He wants a cell phone number because he said he doesn't want to be stuck at the airport for hours and no one comes to pick him up. Sounds like our lad already has a glimpse of his future. Does anyone possibly know a non-working Chad number?

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:46 pm

^^^ Since you have the "closest" relationship with him, start a new thread and ask the general membership of Eater. SOMEONE here has to have a number you can use or can help out with.