Lad Thinks I am a Guyman

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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:15 am

@grlnxtdr681

Will it mess up you plans if I haggle with him over my percentage? I think my time and energy is worth at least 20 to 25%.

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:25 am

You can haggle with him a bit, but not too much for him to drop you. I like your questions to this guy, and then him asking me how to answer them. Ask him if you can get the 20%, and he may ask me how to answer you. I am hoping he will ask me, as I love writing things out for him. He is now sending me one liners, as he is a very busy lad. And when we first started, he was sending me an email once an hour, usually every hour. I think he was in a 24 hour cafe, because was sending me mails around 1-2 am his time.

@Sir - his first email to me was that he didn't want to f#$% up more jobs, so he must be new to this, what a great way to de-eduacte a lad and I hope he is around for a very long time.He deserves alot of sight seeing.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

let us know if you need us to back off for his trip

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:52 am

Ok, right now all is cool, as we are just starting to heat up the water. I will post when the water is boiling and we are ready to safari. When he comes back from sight seeing we can all continue again. And then he will safari again,and again and again.........each time he comes back all of us will be right here waiting for him... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:44 pm

Where is he based out of? I ran his IP and it came back as a proxy server in England. I'm guessing Lagos area based of his (mis)use of the Queen's English.

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:57 pm

His original address () traces to... Lagos!

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:15 pm

He also uses gmail for the one he sends me...

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:37 am

I haven't heard from him in a full day...anybody else experiencing silence on his end?

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:00 am

I just sent him back the standard "sounds good...how would this work" reply yesterday (Sat)...no response yet...

Edit-just got off work (it's 3am and I am forgetful) Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:58 am

grlnxtdr681 wrote:

I haven't heard from him in a full day...anybody else experiencing silence on his end?

It's Sunday, seems to be some sort of lad day off.. y'know with them being all religious and stuff Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:52 am

Just got an email from him, he wants a Chinese bank account that I am supposed to provide for him. He apparently trusts me enough. BAD decision since even if we can't safari him, he's going to be putting all his money in my hands. This guy is probably dumber than a box of rocks, no offense to rocks.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:56 am

Anybody send him this:

Quote:

I would be pleased to work on your behalf. As a measure of good faith, please send me a certified check for $150,000.00 dollars (U.S. dollars). After cashing the check, I will call you so you can give me further details on the position (please include both your business and personal phone numbers).

Sincerely,

3d R0b1n5

He is asking me how to resopnd to this.....I don't know if this is a real vic or not so before I respond, I wanted to check with you guys.

@ Everyone listed in second list of charaters, please tell him you got the check today thanks!

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:44 am

Cammy just sent this:

Quote:

The cheque's arrived and it's locked in my desk. However, I'm afraid that the pamphlet doesn't cut it. I'm keeping the cheque locked away until the contract arrives.

As for 3d R0b1ns - tricky! I don't know what to do there - maybe send an ASEM and see his reaction?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:36 am

He's allowing my to get a Splinter, or a Beebop and Rocksteady until I can afford offically licensed Crime Fighting Turtles.

Should I now have received my cheque?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:04 pm

^^^Yes, let him know. I'm about to do the same myself. If he gives you a bank account from China called "", no need to report it to Alan. It's one that he has already been alerted to and I also mixed up some of the data so it is useless to him.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:15 pm

Cool. I've let him know.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

he must not have much time. I still have not found out about my power rangers

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:40 pm

I don't know 3d...not me...

Got his second form, sent my response-

Quote:

I am an older gentleman with bad hips, so missionary might be a little tough for me. How would you suggest I make money lying on my back?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:54 pm

Emailed him I received the check and just got the send me the money via Western Union.

I'll suggest a bank transfer since the nearest Western Union I can use is 60 miles away.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:57 pm

We need to break him of the Western Union idea. I'm going to tell him I have never used it before so he'll have to explain it to me. The point is to make Western Union as painful for him as possible and bank transfers the most ideal. Think of it as psychological conditioning.

Meanwhile, no response at my fake lad account.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:04 pm

^^ I agree...here's my reply

Quote:

The nearest Western Union of that I can use is almost 20 miles away.
Since I don't have a automobile, I would have to ride my horse. I hate the idea of riding that
far with your $4300.00. (Will he notice the missing $200)

If you've ever ridden a horse you know 20 miles you know it is a long
time to be in the saddle, so how about that bank transfer idea?

Sincerely,

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:43 pm

@ S.A. or whoever is leading this lad & pony show.

He's back with the bank transfer info provided him. I'll delay while I ride my horse to the bank. When do you want me to tell him the money has been transferred or do we have another plan?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:47 pm

Good, let him think the money is headed to that account. Now, we need every person possible to get him to go the bank account route. All that non-existent money should end up in the fake bank account I gave him and once he wants to get his nasty little scamming hands on it, he'll have to go to Abeche. He will have no choice but to travel at that point.

*Edit. With a slight push, he gave me the fake bank details I sent him from my fake lad account. I reminded him that no legitimate business uses Western Union. He changed his tune and sent me the info.

GAME ON! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

apparently i should have my check now.

the bank thing is in his script now.

Quote:

If you think you are not comfortable with western union we could provide our bank details to you in china so you could have the money transfer into it

would it be a problem if i was attacked by ninja's and the check was stolen?

I think we need atleast 1 confirmation that these ninjas are real and active.

Quote:

Hello Lung

I checked my mail and yes the check has arrived. Though i do not have my anti ninja protocol in place yet.
Should i leave the check in the office or take it with me while i go and purchase some power rangers immediately.

regards
Cornelius

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:45 am

I have gotten only two emails from him so far in two days, and the first one I posted. If nobody can confirm that this is a baiter, should I PM a mod as thinking this might be a real vic?

So what is the game now? Everybody got the non-existent checks right? Now we need him to send the bank details to everyone, and then have him safari to Chad to collect?

You guys are awesome!