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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:08 pm |
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Good old Barrister St0ne, the poor lad in my sig line who can't somehow figure out how to pick up his package. 5 attempts, 5 failures. I've gotten many laughs, overnight stays, trophy security photos, and roughly 1700 miles of round trip action. This is the lad who just won't give up on his payday package (at this point I don't even remember what is in it, you'll have to ask Ook who I got the lad from ).
It seems the lad is about to embark on his greatest journey yet, a trip from his home to the magical kingdom. Nope, not the one with the mouse ears, but Kano Nigeria.
You would think that someone who has gone through all of that would be more upset about the idea of having to travel another ~1000 km to "get" his package, but all he seems to care about is:
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how do you want me to feel now ,i guess i don't have to do the photo thing anymore ,you will have to send him all the once i have been sending you i guess |
So what do you think, is it a fair trade to give him a pass on the next set of photos for a trek of a lifetime? |
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Ralph Wiggum
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Joined: 11 Sep 2008
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:14 pm |
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I would say give him the pass.
He sounds a little down. Maybe tell him you are sending him a copy of "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff" to lift his spirits. |
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SlapHappy
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:41 pm |
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Sure, OD. Be nice to him today, as it's Independance Day. If he is ready to get on the bus right away, let him slide on the pics. Maybe they're having a holiday special rate this week. |
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:45 pm |
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Hmm... it seems that in the last few months I've been absent from here, our fellow scam baiters have gone soft...
Of course he will have to produce a picture!!!! Slap him nicely, we know they love it!!!
By the way, can anyone give me a link to 3d's infamous trip? I wanted to know how it ended up... |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:47 pm |
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If Barrister St0ne looked like Cindy Crawford, I'd say get more photos. But as he looks nothing like Cindy Crawfard, I say hop aboard the safari express.... |
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SlapHappy
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:28 pm |
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~ Last Exile,
We're not soft. We just value safari miles over trophy pics. I guess like S1mb@ says, he's an ugly sucker, too!
Last I heard about 3d, he was putting a toothpaste and hot pepper cream on himself to cure some sort of disease. I'm not sure of the last link to the thread, though. Red would probably have the link. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:28 pm |
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Ok, I'll let him slide on the pic if he goes, majority rules.
Oops, seems he tracked his package and it still shows Lagos. Forgot to change its location (slaps forehead). Should be no biggie, I'm in the process of telling him as the Kano agent that I am going to personally verify it in my possession and then have the main office fix the online tracking system to reflect where it is.
Ya know, it's stuff like this that makes it no surprise that PD can't deliver a package! |
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OxygenDeprived
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:06 pm |
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Looks the bozo, err, barrister, believed what I said.
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i just hope you are saying the truth because with what happened in the past i8 don't believe your company anymore,i will be there tomorrow.pls try and make things go well because i am tired, if i may ask how did the parcel get to kano. |
He is usually pretty good on his word when he says he is going to meet my field agents. Lets see if he follows through once again, I'd love to get my own little mini super safari |
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SlapHappy
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:20 pm |
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@OD-
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pls try and make things go well because i am tired |
Please tell him there will be comfy blankets and a pillow for him on the bus. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:30 am |
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@Slap, unfortunately he seemed to have left right after his email so I didn't get a chance to do that. But I will try to incorporate that when I try to get him to stay overnight in Kano. I'll even offer to have my field agent tuck him in
I asked him yesterday what time to expect him and he said
Well, it seems he is a little early. I got this at 10am (Kano time)
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i am there now , so what's next. |
His IP is hard to pinpoint currently, showing satellite 77.220.5.115 Kenya which is new for him, so I believe he did actually go. I'm going to try to have him give me his address from where he is emailing me from and then send him to a different cafe that I have an address of and see if they offer a verifiable IP. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:53 am |
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I got him to a new location to email me from, this time I get another satellite IP (196.14.164.148), but for South Africa, so I am very confident that he is in Kano and moved to another cafe like I told him to do. He went quiet pretty early yesterday afternoon (east coast US time) so I though he might have tired of everything and left for home already, but I got this gem this morning.
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i am still in kano, things were just too rough for me , so where bdo i meet you for my package |
Rough? Wow, I thought it was a nice place up in Kano! Must have been why their virtual storage rates were so low.
Time to draaaaaaag it out now,piss him off, and see how long he stays in the country club of Kano. |
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grlnxtdr681
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Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:44 pm |
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A safari is always worth dismissing a pic for....glad to see you got him sight seeing..... |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:28 pm |
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Congratulations on your safari, OD. Now, on to the next destination... |
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Ima Baeder
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:38 pm |
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Nice one, OD! |
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thefife
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:45 pm |
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Ah Kano brings back memories... But what is this mugu talking about it's rough for him? Kano is the bomb & he very well knows it. Great job OD as usual!
Now that he's in Kano...maybe a security photo of him in an I <3 Kano t-shirt? Or maybe with a sign: I <3 Kano B1gT1m3. But if you think he'll travel further, nix any further photos. Safaris are way better than photos fo sho! |
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