Lad Thinks I am a Guyman

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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:33 pm

I will be enlisting some help from you guys shortly, as I sent out an ASEM about how I was a 15 yr. vetran to the "game" and I have checks that i can send to potential vic's. So far 2 have come back to me saying that they are interested in my offerings...silly lads Twisted Evil

After the one emailed me back, he said he didn't want to fuck up any more jobs and such, so I volunteered to look over his scripts.

After he sends me his scripts, I am going to re-word to de-educate the lad, and then give him a list of my "clients" for him to try his new script on.

I will reply in this post when I have everything locked and loaded, but I will need volunteers for my new pet.

Please PM me if interested and I will give you details. I also would like to keep this thread going to see what he sends you guys back with.

I will let you know when all systems are a go. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:19 pm

Ok, lad just sent me his script and I re-worded it his script now reads, thanks partly to Mr. Wang:

Quote:

This is how I would make your script you have to sound like a company, and you have to sound rich.You also can not include your real name, or they track you down. I want you to send this new script to some maga's that I have myself, and you tell me how they respond:

HUNGYAN HAOLONG AGRO ALLIED PLASTICS & MOULD CO. LTD
JINGQI ROAD WEST INDUSTRY ZONE HUNGYAN CHINA 31802

Forgive me for intruding on your personal space and microwaving your hamster, especially
as we have never met before. Please be aware that I do not want to offer this position to the natvie ninja's that are running amok in muy country.
We are exporters based in China. We export Agro Allied and plastic raw materials into Europe, America and the rest of the world. Our company, Hungyan Haolong Agro Plastic Smoldering Company Limited was established in 1999, and we come in peace you cowardly bastards!
We are interested in employing your service, to work for us as our foreign payments receiving officer, who can receive payments on our behalf for products we supply to our clients in Europe, America and Britain and all over the world.
It does not matter whether you are already in a full or partial employment because this is risky free and it is a part time position that could become permanent, which will be based on your performance rating over time. This will be characterised by transparency and honesty. The more transparent you are the better!

Having a functional bank account is an essential pre-requisite to receive payments on our behalf and is also an added advantage. Subject to your satisfaction with this proposal, you will be made our foreign payments receiving officer in your region.
If you decide to work for us, please forward the following details to our contact person:

First Name:
Last Name:
Country:
City:
Tel No:
Email:
Sex:
Bank Name:
Bank Account Number:
Bank Routing Number:

Your Business Experience:

REGARDS FROM

Ray Charles

So I have all systems locked and loaded and now ready for PM's with baiters email addies.

All systems are a go......... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:00 pm

I can be part of this - PM to follow.

I can also supply a dollar chopper if needed; Mr G0mer isn't the only one around you know...

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:56 pm

A dollar chop would be great, but right now I am having a hard time getting this guy to trust. I think he's been baited before, so I am applying a little bit of lube before I royally fuck him over.... Shocked

I think a dollar chop would be good for down the road....but feel free to hit him for forms, and pic's, and safari's, whatever your heart's desire for this scum of the earth dirtbag ( I know, I know, please tell you all how I really feel about these assholes).

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:09 pm

I'm in. PM on it's way. I can also chop his dollar later, just say the word.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:42 pm

I'm in on this one: PM sent. Smile

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:10 pm

He can trust me, I swear! PM sent and hamster ready to be microwaved Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:29 am

From our boy...

Quote:

...I do not want to 0ffer this position to the natvie n1nja'5 that are running am0k in your country.

Aw crap...I thought they were isolated in HIS country! Dang, I HATE am0k n1nja5 - they always step on the flowers. Smile

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:59 am

Did he send the "new" script? That's fucking awesome! Please keep me posted.......

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:45 am

I haven't got it yet, hopefully soon. How do you want me to abuse this nitwit?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:11 am

He's must have a computer and internet at home (or he's at the all-night cafe). I got the new script about 0100 LADLAND time. I replied quickly, just to see how fast he'd react. Got a reply in less than an hour.

Now I know he sleeps in the middle of the day. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Sep 2008 Posts: 35

I'm in too. PM on the way, thanks, B

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Sep 2008 Posts: 35

I'm in , PM on the way, thanks, B

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:18 am

Feel free to send him loads of forms, picture requirements and safari's along the way. You can have your way with him so to speak... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:04 am

I just got a reply (emphasis added):

Quote:

Dear ,

We will be glad to offer you a job position in our company.

This is in view of not having an office presently in your Country. You dont need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have going on at the moment.

All you need to do is to receive payment from our customer.You are to deduct 10% as your commission and send the remainder to any of our regional offices via An instant money Transfer method (Preferably Western Union).

Payment can be issued out to you in any form which is accepted by the company and will also be issued out directly in your name as our Presiding agent as soon as your application is granted.

BENEFIT IS AS FOLLOWS:-
* The average monthly income is about $4000....
* No form of investments from you....
* This job takes only 1-3 hours per day....
* You do not pay any form of taxes....

Payment Ranges from $3000 above according to amount of placed by our prospective customers.

We will inform you as soon as you application is Granted.

He hasn't even mentioned cheques.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:23 am

Microwaved hamster just hit my mailbox. Slick format, no doubt he'll be very successful with this one Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:05 am

He sent nothing to my other account - doesn't he like g-mail accounts?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:30 am

ROFL, this was fun to read (poor hamster, though).

Just wanted to advertise the Fake Lads Tutorial here.

Please feel free to give out my guestbook (see siggy line) as a source for new maga to your partner. Even though I have partly retired, there are lots of baiters in there, ready for some extra fun Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:36 pm

Ah sweet, PM on its way Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:39 pm

Hey everyone, I just asked him to send me the scripts from when he gets a positive reply from the maga's and I am going to re-word that script too. I really don't have a plan formulated just yet, but I shall soon have one to see how much lad pain I can cause.

I also have another that just responded to my guymen ASEM and I just asked him to send me his scripts also. You guys also want in on this guy as well? First, we have to make sure his scripts are "perfect".... Shocked

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:41 pm

Yastreb wrote:

He hasn't even mentioned cheques.

That's because I am the customer he mentions and I send you a check and it's over the amount and you send me the difference and I send it to him or something like that.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:54 pm

Looks like your 2nd lad send me the script - without any editing.

The 1st one just said I get 10% for signing up - no mention of tax free or anything - and then a reminder to fill in the form. He's gonna be fun!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:59 pm

Lad just sent me his second script, and I am re-wording it now. This is fun...... Twisted Evil

Any special requests to throw in? It's the 2nd script that Yas posted already....

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:04 pm

Do we have 1 or 2 lads with this script now? I gotten 2 different scripts (just a few words changed) but with a different name and email....