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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:01 pm |
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Dungeon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Out There
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:07 pm |
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Good Luck YW.
I just finished your training thread, SHEESH!
Kick ass Bro.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:23 pm |
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YW:
My advice to you is when you don't know what to do is "Run Left" oh and I forgot to tell you, your wife died
Sorry I thought you were on Safari rather than in a real race.... |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:20 pm |
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Ook, tell YW that his wife wanted me to let him know that she wishes him the best of luck. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:37 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:16 pm |
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Hi all,
I'd just like to say that YW is one tough muther. He's been training for a long time now to get ready for this, and I know I couldn't have that much perseverance, and I greatly respect him for that.
Since we've been friends for such a long time, actually more like brothers, I just have to let everyone know that YW is a great guy and has always showed an intensity that borders on superhuman in many things in his life, and I wish him the best of luck.
I was supposed to be his crew on this massive expedition, but our family has a new baby (unplanned as it was), so, Ook, I really would like to say thank you for volunteering for this. I was worried he would have to do it alone.
Good luck, buddy, and I'll be checking in with your family to make sure they are taken care of in your absence.
Keep the shiny side up.
Oh yeah, and try to cut down on the amphetamines.
I have also secured Jenna Jameson for you when you get back. Your wife said it would be fine, and she'd like to experiment. Being a woodworker, I'll be installing a trapeze, tie-down rack, and a frame for that big mirror above the bed. Your wife asked if I could make a cat-o-nine tails, but I don't work in leather, except on the weekends where I'm Zorro at Chippendale's.
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:06 pm |
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Ok, so I've been hearing from YW and he's doing fine on the drive, and is more than halfway there.
He said that my suggestion for a H.E.R.E module has been working well for him.
H.E.R.E. stands for "Human Element Range Extender," and is basically an empty 2-liter Mountain Dew bottle taped to his weiner. No stopping for YW...
-MoB |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:35 pm |
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Turns out YW is getting a jump on the competition, they allowed him to start early.(thanks for the pic Ook)
Good luck my little buddy!
By the way, when your wife left my house headed for jojo's place, she told me she wished you much success in "your little bike ride". |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:47 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon wrote: |
Since we've been friends for such a long time, actually more like brothers, I just have to let everyone know that YW is a great guy and has always showed an intensity that borders on superhuman in many things in his life, and I wish him the best of luck. |
You two want a hotel room?
And don't worry about the cat-o-nine tails YW, I'll just leave mine at your house. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:40 pm |
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Jojo, you should really be in that race. You can afford to lose a few hundred pounds, butterball.
Good luck, YW. |
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:51 pm |
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Please, Jojo, get with the times.
Anal-Ease is the way to go. Helps with the rubber fist.
I am so going to get banned here...
-MoB |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:40 pm |
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I will call him today, but he should have been at the race site yesterday evening. Now it is just getting ready for the race. The race starts Friday morning but because I have to work I wont be there until the evening. I will let prof so and so know when I get there and how things are going. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:45 pm |
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MinisterOfBourbon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:24 pm |
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YW has successfully arrived at the race site and has already test drove the entire 20 mile course.
He's doing good and says the course is really nice, and he finished the practice lap in 1:02, but he was in no way pushing it.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:31 pm |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:37 pm |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:30 pm |
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Well, YW should be well and started now. I am on my way to see him, and I will call Prof once I get there for the first update. |
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Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:35 pm |
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Tell him i said he's a 'crazy fookin' bar steward' but i wish him the best of luck-and am slightly envious of him getting to ride a bicycle for a whole day!!! |
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MinisterOfBourbon
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Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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Location: Dildo, Newfoundland
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:47 pm |
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Well, riding a bicycle for 36 hours...
I think I could just get really hammered and sit on a sawhorse for about 15 minutes and that would be enough of a simulation for me.
-MoB
Good luck, buddy! |
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Corona
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:50 pm |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:22 pm |
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Do you get a safari hat for this?
I can't even imagine the dedication. May the wind be at your back. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:51 pm |
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Well, I just got a voicemail from Ook, and unfortunately, YW has been pulled from the race. It was apparently very hot in that area during the day, and many competitors were pulled from the competition either for suffering heat stroke, or appearing on the verge. Some were taken to the hospital, but thankfully he wasn't that far along.
Definitely a bummer. He trained really hard for this race, and I'm sure he's not too happy about this. His plan was to pace himself through the day, and then really make some time at night. It's unfortunate that he didn't get the chance to ride the course at night. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:56 am |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 18313
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:01 am |
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Sorry to hear, YW. That must be very disappointing. |
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Corona
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