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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:33 pm |
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Howdy, once again I need a caption for a photo. Thanks in advance for coming up with a brilliant response.
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"I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:05 pm |
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"OK, I scratch my back and then you - hang on, that's not right..." |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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scammerbringiton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 29
Location: some where else
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:50 pm |
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Hey if we squeeze our butts in any more we gonna need another tub of antiwrinkle cream..........
sorry couldnt resist it.
Mod edit: Combined posts. When posting, if you want to add something within a few minutes, please use the edit button.
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:59 pm |
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"I swear to God officer!! We had no idea that was a PUBLIC restroom!!"
Edit: Switched some words around. |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
 - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) -  - "SAVE ME" 
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:08 am |
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Rodin had to reject the three applicants for the job of model, as none of them had brought their own discus as instructed. |
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�This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:12 am |
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The last three remaining Chippendales come out of retirement in 2055 for the reunion tour. Sponsored by Zimmer, Stanner Stair Lifts and Viagra. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:51 am |
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JMR, Jojo and ProfS&S entertain the ladies at the Eater 5th Birthday Celebrations |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
 <-- Because you have earned them.   x8 a few  x 13 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:21 am |
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Casting calls for the stage show of 300 met with mixed success. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:09 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:29 pm |
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Does all the money really have to go to charity? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:32 pm |
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As they put on their latest disguise, the Mission Impossible team started to have their doubts..... |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:27 pm |
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Candidates for governor of California
Village People reunion |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
 
       
        
  
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:43 pm |
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On his first day in the Mod lounge, Simba was amazed at the display of machismo shown by the senior Mods....... |
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=5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:53 pm |
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Simon says strip to your undies.
Simon says flex.
Hands behind your head.
Oop! I didn't say "Simon says" |
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Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:47 pm |
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MOD EDIT: Deleted for content. Joke or no, it's political. If you need a better understanding of our stance on such postings ... well you should know by now where to look. -- JMR |
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"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:06 pm |
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With the credit crunch biting hard and movie work drying up, Steve Martin took drastic action ... |
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x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3   x10 x4  x2    x2 x4  x2  
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:30 pm |
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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE PORN]</a> |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:27 pm |
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"I told you guys it would have been a lot less work if we'd all bought motorcycles"
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<in harmony, straining for the high notes> "Happy Birthday, Mr President....."
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STgvgX-MTxE "I don't think much of the backing dancers"
or just
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EfMhu3eik0 |
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200+ sites killed, from these countries =>  �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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Scam-Beezi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 21
Location: The inner macroverse of the inverted rectum
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:22 am |
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Interviewer: "And your particular cause in this year's Mr. Universe Competition sir?"
Guy on right: <Glances at the bulges of the other two> "With a weapon this small? Hell I'm in it for world peace...!" |
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x 2 - "Your Iphone herpes sent with is."
It is better to be silent and then thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. |
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midnitedriver
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 76
Location: anywhere
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:36 am |
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after 40 years of police line ups, maby ill get picked today |
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if a man speaks in the forrest, and noone is around to hear him, AM I STILL WRONG?
http://www.ip-adress.com/
www.otr.net somthing to listen to
"Actully my marriage is arranged by my parents,And my wife is my cousin.She is completely illetrate" |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:56 pm |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:21 am |
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One, Two, Three...FLEX! Ok, Oxygen??!!! |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:56 pm |
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You guys are some of the funniest people I know! Makes me wonder about ya. For the past 6 years 4 co-workers and myself have been selecting photos and creating captions for them on a weekly basis. The winner gets to take the other 4 out for coffee on Fridays. I can usually come up with a good photo but fall short on the captions. So thanks bunches for your submissions!
p.s. I selected Wokabo's. |
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"I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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wummer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 3
Location: cloud 11
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:13 pm |
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"these airport security checks are getting worse" |
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