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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:13 am |
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Nice post, Red. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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TheHand
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 12
Location: Abeche, Chad
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:24 am |
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New here -- a couple quick things:
1) I'm so glad I finally caught up (4 days wasted -- thank you for every minute!) and there still appears to be yet more fun to be had -- I was so afraid I would get here and it would be completely over.
2) yeah -- thislife -- great show -- you guys laughed too much
3) Until now I didn't think this was possible.
J Edgar Hoover wrote: |
The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists. |
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_________________ twats owe 3000 |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:26 am |
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Welcome to Eater, TheHand. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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hash_condisions
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Posts: 15
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Hi all,
I have done some baiting before, but until a colleague mentioned this website, I didn't know what fun you could have with it (certainly going to try for a trophy next time!).
Ethics aside - let me congratulate you all on the ceativity and team work involved here. Reading the thread was hilarious. You even got Adamu to accuse you of being a fraudster (delicious irony!). I cannot wait to see if Amandu takes the second WU bait and returns to hell, er, I mean Abeche
I couldn't help but think though, with all these lads chasing one another and probably passing each other at some point too... well, doesn't a benny hill chase sketch come to mind?
*cue music* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNUb-m9hwxA
Oh and the budding love trianglebetween Famous, Willy and Anite is just too heartwarming Ah, scam love. |
_________________ Determined to make Hash condisions for all scammers using Gumtree |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Posted:
Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Welcome to Eater h_c. Read the stickys, request a mentor, bait safe and enjoy. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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connie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:28 pm |
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THANK YOU SO MUCH for the Big Laughs today. I found it hard to stop. I'm still grinning from ear to ear. Thank you, This American Life for alerting me to a Great Site!!! |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:16 am |
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Welcome, connie.
Glad you had a good read. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:48 am |
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Scammers aim to bring pleasure to themselves and misery to their victims - we just enable them to bring laughter and joy to the world and let them deal with the problems.
Basically - we make them nice people |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Alien Eight
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 4
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:58 am |
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This is SO HILARIOUS!
I've known about 419 scams and the sport of scambaiting for years. I even thought it sounded like fun, and even checked out the "trophies" pages from time to time. But I never got involved. Then I heard the piece on This American Life, checked out the site, and was truly inspired. So here I am.
I have some devious ideas, but no scammers to bait.
I don't even remember the last time I got a 419 spam email. It's been months, if not years. |
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Master of the Ood
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 41
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:20 am |
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Yet another new addition due to This American Life's broadcast. You guys are pure geniuses and deserve way more than the paltry $25,000 you got. Especially considering how nice you were to send some of it back to Adamu for his contribution.
I've now spent about 15 straight hours reading the entire thread (when I should've been getting my schoolwork done... classes tomorrow are not going to go well now). All I can really say is that what I heard on This American Life had me and my buddy laughing harder than I can ever remember. I had to download the episode and replay it because we missed so much of it as we wiped away tears and held our sides to try and alleviate the pain of so much laughter. And then I got online, came to the thread, and the impossible happened...
It became so much funnier than I ever imagined. I didn't think it could be better than what I had heard on the radio. I had no idea just how much more went into this than they were able to discuss on the show. With the wealth of absolute hilarity contained on these pages, and in those phone calls, I'm amazed they managed to choose what to put in the program, since they had to wittle it down to about 30 minutes of airtime. I'm a fan for life now, so please... Prof, jojo, and YW, keep bringing the pain to the lads and the laughter to me. |
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:28 am |
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I havent had any time to get on here just recently so have just been catching up, glad to see the bait is still going strong. Well done on getting yourselves onto the radio- stardom beckons |
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song odors
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Sep 2008
Posts: 24
Location: New Bee Hive
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:03 am |
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At last, I finished the whole thread (up till now.) I have one important question though:
Did you really WU/MG money to Abeche for Adamu/Okey?
Say it ain't so. |
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The_Mysterious_Mr_X
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 1
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Posted:
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:31 am |
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You guys are simply amazing,
And the past week has changed me on many different levels do to the adventures of poor ol Adamu. I stand in awe of your accomplishments and have been seriously called to join your efforts by a power greater than myself. once I recover from the near fatal laugh attacks I've been subjected to. I truly wish to know the inner joy that comes from knowing some moron is enduring some unimaginable hell, in a diligent pursuit of what he thinks is screwing some unsuspecting victim.
Not long ago I made the critical mistake of signing up for some service or another on the web (I think it was photobuckit) using one of my secondary email accounts , and have been blasted with tons of spam every since. I almost abandoned the email addy until I heard the story on This American Life, Now I look at that addy as a treasure trove of adventures I can use for mine and your amusement. ATTN: Alien Eight, I'll forward some of the "Prospects" to ya as they come in , if you really are interested in getting started.
My next step will be to get a mentor. I've got some big plans inspired by your incredible accomplishments (YW,Jojo, and professor so and so, and the rest of the supporting cast that made history with their efforts.)
if any of you were my neighbors, I'd mow your lawn for a year out of appreciation for the joy that you have brought me and my friends.
Thank you, and I look forward following in your footsteps.
See ya soon.
Mr. X
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Posted:
Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:31 am |
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Quote: |
Did you really WU/MG money to Abeche for Adamu/Okey?
Say it ain't so. |
I can answer that question on behalf of all the other baiters here: No, we NEVER send any money to lads. The WU/MG transfers are always strictly fictious and bogus.
Welcome to eater, new folks |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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mayostard
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Sep 2008
Posts: 1
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:22 am |
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To my Ogas:
Can I just say "you're awesome?"
No doubt that getting lads to bite is simple but what do you think is the best way to deal with them once they're hooked?
TW@T safari is a long term investment.
Any Can. stings (Money m@rt) operating that lead to prosecution and jail time? I'm all in. I want nothing but skulls. PM me.
PeeEss - how do I convert English to Mugu? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:23 pm |
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song odors wrote: |
Did you really WU/MG money to Abeche for Adamu/Okey?
Say it ain't so. |
As BC said, no we did not. We made some nice fake receipts. Ones written in, say, Arabic. It's a good thing we didn't read the one we had written in French! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:33 pm |
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^^ Yeah. The French one was WAY worse. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:01 pm |
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How'dy all!
No news from Famous yet? In the mean time I was just wondering what he told his parents about his latest trips
Just to fill the gap until the big bang that's about to come...
Same goes for Godspower by the way... I mean, what did he tell his friends/wife/neighbours before he left (assuming that he's open about his scamming, probably a bit of bragging about the pick up a lot of money...) and more important... what did he tell them when he arrived back home empty-handed...
(I can almost see that picture when he's finally getting out of that last bus, dirty, tired and hungry... slowly walking back to his house to face his wife and son after so many weeks... and no money to show what so ever... ) |
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RonnyJotten
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 1
Location: Only cybercafe on Hospital Road
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:05 pm |
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Wow! I finally reached page 137 after dipping in & out over the last few days.
I signed up because of this thread.
I have to say I'm in awe at the heights you've risen to with your baiting skills. I've done a little low-level baiting in the past but nothing to compare with what you guys are doing.
Anyway, I wanted to propose a song that I think was written with your stredded safaristas in mind:
(I'm) Stranded by Aussie band The Saints, released in 1976.
Here it is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GueNOKolo
Lyrics are:
Like a snake calling on the phone
I've got no time to be alone
there is some one coming at me all the time
babe I think I'll lose my mind
'cause I'm stranded on my own
stranded far from home
I'm riding on a midnight train
& everybody looks just the same
a subway light it's dirty reflection
I'm lost I don't have a direction
I'm stranded etc etc
Look at me looking at you
there ain't a thing that I can do
you are lost your mind is a whirl
baby such a stupid girl
I'm stranded etc etc
Livin' in a world insane
they cut out some heart & some brain
'been filling it up with dirt
do you know how much it hurts...
to be...stranded etc....
Stranded I'm so far from home
Stranded yeah I am on my own
Stranded why don't you leave me alone |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:28 pm |
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yournamehere wrote: |
How'dy all!
No news from Famous yet? |
Not yet... soon though. Hopefully this week it will all hit the fan.
Welcome to all the new NPR listeners. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:06 pm |
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It's very close... I got the first draft of what's being done today. I suspect today or tomorrow will be the day. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:12 pm |
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Jojo- Am I correct that Famous sent some naked photos? Is Famous going to be Famous when you are finished with him?
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Dungeon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Out There
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:14 pm |
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^^^ infamous maybe.
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_________________ I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said: I helped skin Bob. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:41 pm |
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I don't want to give out the secret, but I assure you all that Famous will never, ever forget what is about to happen to him.... but he's sure going to try. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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tyme_wastr
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 34
Location: In the Marmalade Sky
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Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:09 am |
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Kudos to you all, it has been an amazing 3 days of radio and reading. I had seen small time baiting before, but never anything as epic as this! I thought it was funny then and think it is funny now
I was once a victim of a confidence scheme (when I was young and dumb and believed in something for nothing). I think I may have to try my hand at baiting...I may never recover the money, but I can maybe extract my pound of flesh
Off to read and learn, but great job, guys! |
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