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Spudz
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Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:05 pm |
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I took apart the GIF at www.gifworks.com , 34 frames in total, cos I thought it was fake, for a while she changed at almost every 10 revolutions, as it has to do with Left and Right brain functions try some arithmetic while watching then try moving. But it is almost like learning to juggle, try to hard and you just won't get it, let it happen and you've 3 balls in the air...wahoo!
Now a new thing for the giggles! some fantastic soundboards here Click
Including Gordon Ramsey, James Cagney and one I've been praying for!! Chopper |
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NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:48 am |
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I would enjoy using the Gordon F***ing Ramsey soundboard on a lad.
Here the BBC are branding a regular container, and tracking it by GPS as it travels the world. If you spot it, take a pic and send it to them.
LINK
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:02 pm |
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A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says,'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, 'Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry?' She immediately replies,'The one on the right.'
'That's amazing, Ma. You're right.
How did you know?'
The Italian mother replies, 'I don't like her.' |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:08 am |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F***', the Rottweiler ate him!' |
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:48 pm |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:59 pm |
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Gold Hat
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:43 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity |
Reminds me of Steven Wright
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Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and
asked her, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're
wearing two different colored socks." I said, "Yes, but to me
they're the same because I go by thickness." Then she asked,
"How do you feel?" and I said, "Well, you know when you're
sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs
then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last
second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."
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fixed quote tag -Ima |
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Gold Hat
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:47 pm |
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Correct use of HTML brackets
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:54 pm |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:36 pm |
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forstersound.com/kiosk/BEER_TRUCK.pps
It's 3meg but worth a look. If you can't download it I'll Pm it. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:23 pm |
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For those of you that are familiar with 3D Stereograms, here's one made out of simple text. The first such I've seen: if you can't see the APPLE, ask someone who is familiar with Stereograms for help if you don't know how to see them. if you look at the text below and squint your eyes (ie look through your monitor) you will see an apple in 3 D, you can copy and paste this text into another document and it will also work, this is a text only stereogram. I put the CODE bb code on the text just to keep it lined up. It works quite well here on Eater.
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ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLESDrGApLESDDrGApLESDDrGApLESDD
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGALES3DrGALES33DrGALES33DrGALES33D
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrApLES3DrApLLES3DrApLLES3DrApLLES3D
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGpLEES3rGpLEES3rrGpLEES3rrGpLEES3rrGpLEES3r
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGALESS3rGALESSS3rGALESSS3rGALESSS3rGALESSS3
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApES3DrGAApES3DrGAApES3DrGAApES3DrGAApES3D
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGALES3DrGALES3DrGALES3DrGGALES3DrGGALES3DrGGALES3DrG
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrApLES3DrApLES3DrApLES3DrApLEES3DrApLEES3DrApLEES3DrA
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DGApLES3DGApLES3DGApLES3DGApLES3DDGApLES3DDGApLES3DDGA
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3rGApLES3rGApLES3rGApLES3rGApLES3rGGApLES3rGGApLES3rGGA
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3rGApLES3rGApLES3rGApLES3rGApLES3rGGApLES3rGGApLES3rGGA
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ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DGApLES3DGApLES3DGApLES3DGApLES3DDGApLES3DDGApLES3DDGA
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGpLES3DrGpLES3DrGpLES3DrGpLESS3DrGpLESS3DrGpLESS3DrG
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLE3DrGApLE3DrGApLE3DrGApLLE3DrGApLLE3DrGApLLE3DrG
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3rGApLES33rGpLES33rGGpLES33rGGpLES33rGGpLES33r
ApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3DrGApLES3
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Gold Hat
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:35 pm |
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Rover wrote: |
. . . if you can't see the APPLE |
Damn - can't quite see it Phil . . . eyes must be too old. But I can see Russia from my front porch
And here's a tragic story -
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A Pacific Cruise goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only three survivors: Bob, Tom and
Debbie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what’s
natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was
doing.
Finally, she decided that having sex with Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed
herself.
This was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After awhile, Bob and Tom’s resistance
to Nature’s urgings waned and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple of years went by, and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely terrible about what they
were doing.
So, they buried Debbie. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:42 pm |
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Nuff sead |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:25 pm |
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Rover wrote: |
if you can't see the APPLE, |
I'm pretty familiar with stereograms and see the apple.
But, it seems line 11 and 15 are wrong, they don't match the rest of the 3D picture. Anyway this is nonetheless quite impressive |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:10 pm |
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WHAT! ^^^ never seen an apple before?
From our monthly newspaper circulation 300, told you big city here
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
42.8 % of all statistics are made up on the spot
99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Okay then, what's the speed of dark?
Remember, half the people you know are below average
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Why do psychics have to ask your name? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:42 am |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:42 pm |
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Pun Intended
1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the woman did not know how to juggle, she just didn't have the balls to do it.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:33 pm |
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Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit
my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."
She then asked little Johnny what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Little Johnny thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great
pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:01 pm |
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4 men were having a reunion game of golf; they haven't seen each other in 10 years. Just as they are about to tee off one man gets called back to the clubhouse for a phone call so his friends tell stories about their sons to pass the time.
The first guy says:
“Well you remember my young Jonny and how good he was with the maths in school? He went on to become an accountant for a top finance firm and worked his way up so fast he now has his own company worth hundreds of millions of pounds. Business is going so well for him just recently he gave away a large part of his business as a gift to a friend.”
So the second guy tells about his son:
“Ah sure you remember my Franky and how crazy he was about the cars? Well he started selling cars a few years back and learned the trade so fast he’s now the main Ferrari dealer in the country; Business is going so well that recently he gave away a top of the range model to a friend as a present. Worth a half a million pounds at least.”
So now the third guy tells his story:
“Remember my young Danny? Well he was always working with his hands, well he started a building company a few years ago and now he’s one of the biggest contractors in the country, building houses for the rich and famous in the bests parts of the country, business is going so well for him he recently gave away a brand new house worth hundreds of thousands of pounds as a gift to a friend.”
So they continue chatting away about how happy they are with their successful sons and how they will all be when their sons settle down and start families when the guy who got the phone call comes back. They briefly bring him up to speed with the conversation and ask how his son is getting on to which he replies:
“Well, it turns out my young lad is one of these queers”
His three friends start to snigger,
“And he works in one of these gay bars…
His friends are having a hard time trying not to laugh
….As a dancer”
Now his friends can’t contain themselves and start laughing
“Me and his mother are not too happy about it but things can’t be that bad for him, his last 3 boyfriends gave him a house a car and a share in a company worth hundreds of thousands of pounds!” |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:28 pm |
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Gold Hat
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Posts: 2049
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:37 am |
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Ran across this sticker site - hilarious stuff - lots of fun to just explore. Also has many other items like t-shirts and such. Give it a quick look
http://www.stickergiant.com/
Here are some random samples:
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:34 pm |
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A guy goes to see his doctor...
Guy: Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Sure, I'll help you. But you have to do one thing first.
Guy: Yeah? What's that?
Doctor: You have to stop masturbating.
Guy: Why do I have to do THAT??
Doctor: So I can examine you. |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:41 am |
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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