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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:19 am

Pimp my number, Australian male, shiftworker, so awake at all hours.

+61406889554

I will answer this private cellphone with "Pr0fessor Stu4rt Fi3lding"

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:14 am

This is very welcome indeed!

I just have to explain why Professor Fielding is answerign Mal Reynolds' phone, but otherwise... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:16 am

A very generous offer....... Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:32 pm

i'll send your number off to Afric@n International B@nk Plc.
Dr. Adem0la Derek Ades@nya

I'll tell him you're my business associate. i am flying to london for business then a short holiday in amsterdam on monday (july 2 Cool

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I want his ID and a hand written letter stating the specifics of our business.

he's an idiot, bonus points if you make him cry.

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:35 am

OK, Prof - you may be getting a call from for Mr . You live at and Brad is an aeronautical engineer whom you share a flat with. He isn't allowed to take his cell phone to the airport (just in case he asks about the number).

Thanx in advance!

ETA masking

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:31 am

Prof; a Barrister may call asking for Malcolm Reynolds, an American sharing your flat at . Mal isn;t in - he's in hospital being treated for serious injuries sustained in a car crash a month back, and of course he couldn't take the mobile with him.

BTW - what's your answering message?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:38 am

the answering message is as follows:

The mobile service for Professor Stuart Fielding is unavailable, please record a message after the tone.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:42 am

You might also get a call from my idiot cheque lad a certain ..

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:52 pm

You may get a call from Wanting to discuss that oil deal with Ivant B3tt3rhead.

I told him he could freely talk with you because you were a trusted co-worker and the husband of my wife Laughing

B

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:00 pm

ESQ is a top bloke! I HATE shifts.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:57 am

Very handy, there have been a number of occasions where I could have used this service, to overcome the problem I had to tell my pets I was in other parts of the world where phone pimps were available, this would have been so much easier.

Personally, I am not sure I have the confidence to talk to people on the phone like that so well done bow_down

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:19 am

gee google is quick I just entered 1/36 Stuart Drive, Alice Springs

and right on the first page was a link to this thread

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:49 am

Thank you for this! I have had an idea for a while that would involve someone in Australia answering a phone. If I ever need my lad to give you a call, I will send him your way pronto. And PM you ahead of time because I will need you to say a few very specific things.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:01 am

scambuster3 wrote:

gee google is quick I just entered 1/36 Stuart Drive, Alice Springs

and right on the first page was a link to this thread

Thanx for the tip - action taken!

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

Thanks, mate!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:52 am

Hi you might be getting a phone call from David Martins for Bob Bourne.

Thanks for this!!

Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:40 pm

You should be expecting a call from a C0ry L33 of C0ry Shipping.
He wants to talk about the BMW my character (Verg@s Gr@ndes) won in the lottery.
I told him my room mate might answer the phone.
Let him know how excited you are about the car, see if you can get one for yourself, do whatever works, have fun!!

--Added

You may also get a call from Shirley at Fedex about delivering my other Lotto winnings. Abuse at will.

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:31 pm

You may be getting a call from James C0rre11 about your girlfriend (you call her Cammy). She's a 24-year-old photomodel and you live at 35 Westm0reland Gr0ve, Glebe, in Sydney. She's 80%+ deaf from childhood rubella.

As she's a lot younger than you, and very beautiful (she looks a lot like Sophie Monk), you can be very jealous at times. When a strange man calls for your girlfriend, you can be insanely jealous. Give this guy a hard time. Depending on when he calls, Cammy is either at the hairdressers or on a photoshoot.

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:58 pm

N0lan W1lc0x from the courier service may call looking for Verg@s Gr@ndes. Abuse at will!!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:27 am

You may be getting a call from Dr. Ch1ka Ud3me of L10n Trust 4sset Manag3m3nt. Consider things to be same as if Mr Correll calls.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:39 am

Sorry, but I'm about to give your number to Brigadier General Bob W1nfu1 of the Ghanaian Armed Forces. It's as before, but with a slight wrinkle; ask if he knows Cammy's brother Roscoe, and then act as if you shouldn't have asked.

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:26 am

@Esq

nice to know, that now we have a pimp phone in down under. Very Happy

I will see how my baits might become an Australian twist and hope that soon I will send you some lads. The name of Australian Prof. could well be that of a 2nd lad, would you be ready to act as one? If so, could easily introduce you to Mr. and his gang Cool

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:57 am

You might also have a call from Mr Zang0 Ibrah1m. Treat him as you would Mr Corre11.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:20 am

You might get a call from my puppy scammer .

I am a Professer Bensen Honeydew and looking for his dogs to experiment on so your message will be perfect and deal with him however you like as he has not sent me the forms!

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:07 am

Barrister J0hn 0baj1 might be calling. Same deal as with the others. Thanx in advance.

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