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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:33 pm |
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You look up at the sky at night and you see all those thousands of twinkling stars. That is just a very minuscule cog in the infinite wheel of the universe.
Infinity scares me to death. l wonder about the Big Bang and what it came out of? Can something come out of nothing? If so, where did nothing come from? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:36 pm |
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I may be in greater danger than I thought.
I looked into my younger daughters room!!!!! ( well shoved open door and keeked round )
It may reach critical mass and implode soon
Otherwise still here.
Could I sue the folk that took CERN to court for making me worry? |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:10 pm |
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Ogg:
Yes you can sue them. I'll dig up a barrister for you |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:20 pm |
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@ the man
Like Reg Slant? |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:47 pm |
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Loving the December 21 2012 - End Of The World homepage Ad for "Bepanthan First Aid: For Your Child's Minor Scrapes, Cuts And Grazes" |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:36 am |
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I seem to have discovered an odd side effect of yesterday's experiment. It would appear that a rift has developed in space/time and they managed to suck in the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Charles "Chucky" Soludo from at least 3 parallel dimensions.
I guess that is what must have happened as they all wrote to me today. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:49 am |
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http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=uctj7JAwghA
Nostradamus knew about it long before anyone else
Is there a law that prevents me from vapourising people that seem to be a few sandwiches, a bottle of wine, a salad and mayo short of a picnic? |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:36 pm |
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@Irish:
Actually for that exact combination you can get an anti-terrorism certificate and vaporize them. WU me $2382.83 and I'll get my barrister to stand in as your next of kin to make this happen. |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:13 pm |
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Here are some live webcam feeds from the LHC.
Click |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:37 pm |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:09 am |
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What had always puzzled me for years after I first heard about it, was why they named a sub-atomic particle after someone's breasts?
I thought it was called the Higgs Bossom
Now I suppose the people who were so concerned about the world ending in a self created black hole will just go back to "proving" that 911 was a government plot, that the planes carried missiles (as if you'd need an air to surface missile to damage a building you were about to crash a 767 loaded with fuel into), that all the passengers of the four planes were taken off those planes and flown out over the Atlantic and thrown into the sea, and that the two towers actually crashed down because some secret agency had loaded tons of explosives into them.
I overheard some guy describing such proofs the other day in a coffee bar, oh and the Free Masons control world finance from a back room of some building in Melbourne, Australia, as well. |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:04 am |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:53 am |
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If that thing was in London, they would slap a speeding ticket on it. The accumulated fines would pay for the 2012 London Olympics twice over in less than three seconds. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:28 am |
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Nelsonsbattle wrote: |
...oh and the Free Masons control world finance from a back room of some building in Melbourne, Australia, as well. |
Really? Cool! There's a masonic lodge just down the street from me. Do you think it could be there? I do see lots of elderly gentlemen carrying small suitcases going in there on a Tuesday afternoon. Could that be all the cash? Can I bait them? |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:10 pm |
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Since matter cannot be created nor destroyed and a black hole is a massive amount of matter creating a huge gravitational force that light is drawn in. How can two photons colliding expand the mass of the earth millions of times over ?
Then again the universe might be a better place |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:16 pm |
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(Bump!)
LHC is down again for the second time this week. This time it's a leak in the helium tubes. They noticed the leak when CERN engineers started talking funny. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:38 pm |
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Apparently it'll be our of action for at least 2 months, according to the BBC.
LINKY
I think they accidentaly put it into reverse while trying to change up to 5th gear. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Rev. Natas Forunnien
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Posts: 14
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:49 am |
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Im not afraid. I live in Canada. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:55 am |
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Out of action until the Spring according to BBC News this morning. So let's see, thats 5billion well spent if I can see in the New Year with a bang. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Lucifer The Dark
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 150
Location: Blessing scammers with a shower of gold direct to the face
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:21 am |
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Typical scientists!!! can't even blow up the world without cocking it up. |
_________________ May the blessings of our Lord rain down on you like a Shower of Gold.
"You bastard & idiot people, ok" |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:31 am |
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I suspect it will hit us with an even great force than when we were all destroyed by the Y2K bug |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 647
Location: Hangin' 11
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:05 am |
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OMG, I just realized it's the HADRON collider. That spelling makes a lot more sense. |
_________________ I live one and to me happens very boringly from that that near to me there would be no person which could sit and talk to me simply.
WHO GOD HAS BLESS NO MAN CAN COX
YOU ARE PENNY WISE PALM FOOLISH GO AHEAD WITH YOUR FOOLISH WISE IDEAS.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:15 am |
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As I recall, they are trying to replicate the mysterious explosion that originally caused all the gubbins in the universe to start flying in all directions.
What if, billions of years ago, a civilization evolved on a planet somewhere, to the stage where they could build a large hadron collider, and one day caused an almighty bang......? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:23 pm |
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So
while I was away the big nasty thing that was going to kill us all spung a leak
Oh dear
The device that theoretically would create black holes that would end the world as we know it, or spew liquid helium all over the place?
THAT I'd love to see, all the scientists shouting "dont panic " in Mickey Mouse voices |
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