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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:41 pm

the first M00seknuckle T@lent Ag3ncy applicant.

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:44 pm

Any trophy that includes fingerprints is aces in my book. Well done!! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:09 pm

Wow, great Very Happy

congrats! The first contestant for the fall season, about bloody time we get all pages done Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Well done!

Re: Photo number 2: Have you mentioned to your lad that you're struck by his ability to take a second picture with the exact same pose/facial expression as photo 1? Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:32 pm

Jack, being the inept person that he is, forgot to send all 10 pages of the application to the poor guy.

I guess it will be up to our HR manager (FrumpyBB) to follow up on that.

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:43 pm

nickname choice: "Because I like it" Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:56 pm

Nice forms. Now for the video. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:07 pm

I have just sent him

Quote:

Unfortunately you were a few sheets missing. We hope to receive them by the end of this week.

Have a good day

R O.

I hope he isn´t impatient Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:24 pm

A Skinner wrote:

Nice forms. Now for the video. Laughing

this lad asked for a $7,000 advance so he could prepare television and radio promation ads.

I'm sure our company will need to see those before releasing the funds. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:31 pm

Damn! My script says 5000 Embarassed

I made up my mind. After all, time is of the essence, err, time is money, err, time is not our friend!

Quote:

Dear Mr. J,

Just came out of Jack´s office and found 6 pages were missing.

We apologize for the inconveniences.

Please find them attached to this email.

From what we have seen, we are 100% certain that you are worthy of full service of M M.

Waiting to receive the missing pages.

Regards, R

+ attached them Very Happy

@ MGK - No underwear pics of the applicants involved?

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:38 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

Damn! My script says 5000 Embarassed

no worries, we save $2000 if he misses that little detail. I knew you were the right person for the job, saving the company money already. Wink

no underware pics? Kulvin Kline and Vectoria Secrits ARE clients

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:45 pm

Wouldn´t they be great trophy aims? Laughing

"Frank" is a really great guy, he´s already familiar to me. Hoping the missing 6 sheets won´t be a problem Minutes before I gave him these news, he was extremely enthusiastic Very Happy

EDIT Can´t MM extend their service to Pinay scammers, too? Cool

I was talking in RL about this modality of yours and this was the first comment I got.

Regarding multi-characters, how about a section in Berlin and one in Istanbul?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:50 am

Nice form. I love his candid runway model pose.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^

That made me laugh really hard, Connie.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:44 am

Good job Mew and BB. Once you catch the 1st one, others should follow

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:01 am

keep them coming

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:08 am

Re Pinnay scammers... I have had some nice shots in the model modality as they use mobile phones a lot so have a camera at hand. They are slightly more suspicious of signs... but if you make it around a promotional campaign then you should be ok. I don't remember having any joy with forms though.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:42 am

I found his candid runway pose.

Don't click on the Imageshack link.

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:55 pm

Promising news from our form boi Very Happy

:

Quote:

Regards to your mail and i have been very busy lately in organising a show for some of my colleague and i have printed the document only to be scanned to you and that will be done first thing on monday morning and please once you receive the document i will appreciate it if you can send the money that monday so that i commence on the project.

Thanks for your yesterday call and please omce the money is send kindly call me before you send it to my email and once am reconfirming the payment information to you through western union money transfer.

< WU details, snipped. We don´t plan to pay so soon...> Laughing

The call, I haven´t uploaded it yet, sorry Embarassed

HERE IT IS Very Happy

Nothing too special...it seems he was just preparing a modelling show, he was "very busy", with idiots around him shouting into their own scam cell phones, I presume Cool

Just the usual Saturday lad cafe atmosphere!

Thanks to Wayne for technical support. Actually, I did it on his expense Embarassed

we were just thinking by ourselves, who could we call, and I suggested the form boi.

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:41 am

Utterly original form. Kudos clapping

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 57

Wonderful

The "Referee whistle" is hilarious. Shouldn't he be posting you a whistle? Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:10 pm

MGK´s forms are in great demand Very Happy

here is another 5 pages sent by the above lad, so there´s only 1 missing !

Get some insights as to men and goats; he has striked out the answers that appeal to him, instead of underlining them. VERY suspicious Very Happy

What´s next? For the considerable agent´s fee, I´m sure he should find a model for the national market Wink

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:19 pm

well done partner, you deserve a promotion and a raise.. Laughing

2 pages missing, he sent one of those previously.

I wonder if he'll have any luck with our finance depertment?

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:32 pm

Also I count less than 1000 words, boss Evil or Very Mad

Goats sleep with each other, oho Exclamation

And they have no means of wireless communication? Laughing

Stuff for questions. My plan is that I should make an "appointment" with him for a call. Possibly even tonight since he seems to be quite hot-to-trot.

Also the Payment Department is not satisfied with two pages missing. It seems Randy just received a very angry email from the Head of the Foreign Applicants Department.

It´s not easy for me, "Frank" is in so many of my petty traps at the moment, I must not confuse things Laughing

Does MM have a Head of Bookkeeping (or a better-sounding term) ? Informally known as the form guy / lady?

EDIT Sent him the missing 2 sheets & called him again (1 minute only, we haven´t talked about our company´s plans in time, boss Laughing

so I was just reassuring he does the missing forms. ). Accidently, I called again 10 minutes later Embarassed

when I was supposed to be calling this lad as a character for Enno, but fortunately, "Frank" recognized my voice and promised yet again he will do the work for MM as required, ooff!

CALL 1

CALL 2 (erroneously the same lad)

Thanks to Wayne for techie support.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:44 pm

^^^ oops, lol..

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