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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:14 pm |
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I think its fair to say that every hour that passes between now and the activation of the LHC brings us all 1 hour closer to death **
** shamelessly plagiarized from another forum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHs7hu9hgKc
the Big Bang description sucks pretty much, but the rest is quite interesting |
_________________ in gods we trust - all others pay cash
hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:45 pm |
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CERN has put out a report to try and keep critics from getting too worried. |
Ok, I feel much better. I can be just worried. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:03 pm |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:21 am |
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Well, at least it's got them talking about something other than the polar bears and how it's really bad to be warm
They seem to know as much about both subjects |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:44 am |
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Well less than an hour to go |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:51 am |
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^^^ Ushas (the genetically engineered talking horse) is getting really excited as he says to his Senegalese "girlfriend" in their latest exchange
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Hello Kate
Yes I am taking care of myself and I hope you do too, Thank you for your blessings on my work. It is really exciting as I am taking a few seconds to write before they turn the Hadron Collider on, our pipe to CERN is all laid and working and we are hoping that the Higgs Bosons will be coming down the pipe in a couple of hours. The techs even put a remote link in down to my stall so I can work from there which is great. I'm really excited! There is of course a remote possibility that the scientists working the Hadron Collider have got it wrong and you and I and everything else on the planet will get sucked into a black hole and turned into strangelet soup in a couple of hours time but they are very clever over there and I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Anyway I have not heard from the bank yet but I will be checking my email through the day and will let you know.
Love and nuzzles
Ushas |
Higgs Bosons piped directly to your stable... science doesn't get much better than this |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
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I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:40 am |
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Still here
Even if it had to take a dump first! |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:02 am |
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OK, first shot is done - anyone felt anything? |
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Fight My Brute |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:04 am |
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Noticed the gut seeting it off seemed to be Welsh
Wayne, is that you??
Will putting panties on my head save us from the end of the world? |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:09 am |
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My new laptop just quit on me... Oh, wait... It's just Vista causing that. |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:17 am |
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Think Vista may cause end of the world?
Now do the undies go over or under the tinfoil hat |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:19 am |
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Well the earth didn't move for me.
On the other hand they have a huge bank of PC's, if they have anything like the luck I do, they will have at least one blue screen of death to sort out. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:21 am |
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Well it didnt work on the 1st click so they had to dump and restart
Was listening on the radio
Got a bit alarmed after it started then I heard a POP. Turns out it was them opening champagne! |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:28 am |
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Switzerland has just vanished off Google earth
It just shows a slowly increasing dark hole from which no light is emitting.
ooops, sorry, just my puter rebooting itself |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:42 am |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:46 am |
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The world did implode so now we continue to exist in a parallel universe of antimatter. Bit of an anticlimax too if you ask me. |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:49 am |
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Seems nicer in this alternative universe, the sun is shining!
Wonder if those folk that sought the injunction against CERN are feeling a bit like silly billys |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:54 am |
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Ah well NOW they are saying it will take about 3 months for the Death Ray Machine to make enough black holes to destroy us. Apparently we have to look out for a mysterious beam of light emerging from the Indian Ocean. |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:26 am |
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For one day only, no doubt
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:37 am |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:07 pm |
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From the Associated Press:
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Eventually two beams will be fired at the same time in opposite directions with the aim of recreating conditions a split second after the big bang, which scientists theorize was the massive explosion that created the universe. |
Maybe our universe was created long ago by humans who tried the same thing. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:07 pm |
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@ wokabo I've been thinking the same thing, mostly because I keep humming Incubus- Certain shade of green. Did have REM end of the world stuck in my head
Anyway I think I should be safe, Prof Higgs lives in my city so he wouldnt theorise something that would destroy it, would he? |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:12 pm |
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Yeah I have had REM in my head all day.
I did feel a bit of a disturbance in the force a few hours ago. Wonder if that was when we moved into the parallel universe? |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:47 pm |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:14 pm |
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New:
Oh thank god for those people. That is going to be my new start page! |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
x2
<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
x8 |
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