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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:14 am |
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Can we send lads on safari to your wedding reception.....?????
Anyway marriage is a wonderful institution (but so was Alcatraz in its day... ) |
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 64
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:01 pm |
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Congratulations.
When we got married my wife agreed that I would make all the major decisions and she would make all the minor ones. To date there have not been any major decisions. |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:16 pm |
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A man is incomplete until he's married... THEN he's finished.
Congrats!! |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:03 pm |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:26 pm |
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Congrats Rover-you too are a braver man they i... |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:37 pm |
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Congrats Smarttbomb,
There are 3 rings of marriage
The engagement ring
The wedding ring
Then there's the suffering
Dont let that put you off, men are perfectly designed for living with women, we generally lose our hearing sooner and statistically will die sooner, many men would argue that is because they want to
My 19th anniversary is next week, I was married at 19 and when we told our family and friends we were getting married they all asked when the baby was due, when we said that Mrs Guru was not pregnant they asked why we were getting married, it seemed a strange concept to them that we were in love, we had found that many of our friends had bets on how long it would last and the concensus was that it wouldn't last 5 years and the baby would be a girl.
5 years later, the baby was a boy, a very long pregnancy, if only those making the bets were still together somebody could have cleaned up
Everybody will tell you that your sex life will take a dramatic downturn after 1 year of marriage, that is untrue, unless your first born arrives 1 year after marriage, children are natures contraceptive.
Wedding day and night tips, up until your wedding day your friends will ask if you are nervous yet, after a while you may begin to wonder if you should be, no you shouldn't be, on your wedding night everything will go so fast Up until just before you go to bed hopefully and you should be drunk enough to not be nervous but sobber enough not to throw up or pass out, that is something your inlaws would remember and perhaps the only thing you should be worried about |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:07 pm |
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I'll expand on the "Yes, dear" advice.
I've learned over the years that my dear wife cares much more about some things than I do. For instance, we're doing some remodeling on the house and need to pick paint colors. Personally, I don't care if we use Sherwin Williams color number 6130 or 6131, I can't see any difference, but this issue is as important to her as how to keep nuclear weapons away from rogue states. And I've learned that I can't just say "I really don't care", or "you decide", or anything like that, because then I'm not being participative. So here's what works every time. I simply ask, as though it is important to me, "I am not sure, which do you like?", then say "yeah, that's what I was thinking also". You have to be sincere, but it works really well.
I've also learned that I have a choice when there's a decision to be made. We can do things her way, or go through a lengthy discussion and then do things her way. Agreeing up front saves a hell of a lot of time and aggravation. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:59 pm |
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I've been married since april 2000 what I have learned is
1. I'm always wrong and she is always right,
2. if I am right see no.1
forget if you know anything at all. because she will tell you what you need to know.
@Rover I'm DJing a wedding Oct 11 and I'm DJing my stepdaughters wedding nov 9th. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:29 pm |
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We have already talked about this. You know better. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:16 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:30 pm |
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Congrats as well to Rover.
I've been married since sometime in 1984
I can never remember the date!
Hubby took sometime off to go trout fishing.
It was low key, my parents were divorcing. the in laws divorced, so we didn't let on, we had already been living together for the previous 4 years. |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:13 pm |
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Krona wrote: |
I've also learned that I have a choice when there's a decision to be made. We can do things her way, or go through a lengthy discussion and then do things her way. Agreeing up front saves a hell of a lot of time and aggravation. |
This is a concept I learned a few months ago whilst holding discussions about the seating arrangements for the reception. Having spend an entire day driving around booking things and then holding conferences with the local church and the owner of the reception venue, I was a broken man. We shared a bath, and seating was brought up, and I dared to interrupt. See, Mrs smartbomb wanted 3 long tables with everyone sitting together, and I wanted several tables of four. I proceeded to put forward an expertly structured case in a desperate plea to have something my way and spent a full 15 minutes going into fine detail about my decision calmly and politely.
I could have passed out when she said ............... 'okay'.
Then just as a wave of relief and pride in my abilities crept over me, she stood up, wrapped a towel around her and declared loudly 'BUT I DONT F***ING LIKE IT !' and stormed out.
I have since adopted your first approach.
Thank you everyone for posting well wishes and advice - its very encouraging to know that ive got such a dynamic team behind me. Each and every post is very much appreciated, even Tommo's
Rover : Congrats to you too ! I hope your seating arrangements were finalised relatively stress free
Simba : Send the lads my way, the more the merrier ! The ceremony is to take place in Zimbabwe - were having a WE HATE MUGABE theme so tell them to look the part and to ensure they have the appropriate banners in tow
Paranoid : You have much to teach me. Your clearly an advanced prototype and capable of equipping me with everything I need to know.
Thanks for chipping in there Shiver, always a pleasure to have you around.
I'll post back soon
SB |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:41 pm |
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Today we paid off the honeymoon - were going to Egypt.
Anyone been ? If so, please cast your opinions of the place and tell me things we should look out for
Thanks |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:11 am |
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Go and check out the world's biggest and earliest TWAT pyramids... |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:25 pm |
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smartbomb wrote: |
Egypt...
opinions of the place ... |
Dry, hot, and dusty. The rest of my opinion is not available (because it's based on things that are likely inappropriate for newlyweds)
smartbomb wrote: |
...look out for |
The camels, if you see any! Don't look them in too closely in the face. They spit and can aim very accurately! |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:02 pm |
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Not sure how I missed this thread
Congratulations Smartbomb! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:39 pm |
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smartbomb wrote: |
Today we paid off the honeymoon - were going to Egypt. |
Might I suggest Abu Sunbul? It's better around July or August, when it's 115 degrees F. Sounds like a cool honeymoon location.
Congrats to you too Rover. |
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:46 pm |
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I'll look out for Abu Sunbul, cheers jojo.
The Valley of the Kings and obviously the pyramids are on the 'to do' list.
Weve went all in, so beer and dinner shouldnt pose a problem
I hope it isnt too hot to sleep ...... I love my sleep |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:30 pm |
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title updated
How are things going Rover ? |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:14 pm |
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Rover wrote: |
We will be cruising the Caribbean for a week on honeymoon. |
..... that's everyone's premium membership dollars at work!
Congratulations Smartbomb, and Rover. Here's to many years of married bliss. I'm sorry I wasn't available (after all, I'm a great cook, good at housework, and a real hoot in the sack) but I'm sure your choices will be nearly as good as I would have been.
Remain bless guys! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:40 pm |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:43 pm |
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Under a month now for Rover - there's still time to duck and run left ... |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:09 pm |
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marriage is for life
thats an awful lot of pain and suffering and the worst of
it is,its legal!!!!!!!
but you only get 14years for murder
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:22 am |
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I'm late to the party as usual, but it's really never too late to offer congratulations. I hope you'll have a long and happy time.
One of my modalities is similar to Krona's, but with a twist. When my wife asks "would you rather have X or Z?" I simply ask "which one is the correct answer?" Then she tells me which one she wants, and I simply agree. Works every time.
I must be doing something right, I've been wearing the ball and chain for 32 years now. |
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