Shorty - goes pervy - my bad influence ?

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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:01 pm

This bait started in the Mass Lotto Bait thread but has gone ballistic and needs to be separated to avoid swamping it.

Very brief history (100 e-mails received in a short space of time)

Mr G0mer enlists Shorty to assist him in an ATM scam and the victim is Ludmi||a K0sokalov who is flying out to Cotonou and Shorty will handle the 'face to face' aspect. Shorty is located in Lagos.

Shorty arrives in Cotonou but before he can meet Ludmi||a she is kidnapped by Mr G0mer who brings her back to Lagos.

Ludmi||a asks Shorty to help her escape at Murla Muhammed Airport Lagos, but again Shorty screws up and Ludmi||a is held prisoner in Lagos.

Many insults and death threats fly back and forth between Mr G0mer and Shorty, and Shorty is paranoid and drooling for revenge. He is also desperate for cash after his car broke down in Cotonou and he is stoney broke.

He has never questioned how a kidnap victim can have free access to the phone and internet. Laughing

... and so the bait continues.

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:11 pm

He's calling me outside again. Laughing

Quote:

Subject: SNITCH

Mad Man!

Good Job! i can see how smart you are! You the biggest fool in the world! aren't you???
You paid them to have me? Good, boy are drinking palm wine and smoking weed @ waterside your 5,000 jinx!
You wanna see us? come to waterside or AKOKA JUNCTION No Shacking, i dey ready!
I just bought a TOYOTA CAMRY LXE 2008 CURA BLACK with number plate "WARLORD" Let them find me boy!

Bo mo de ba dari sapa, apa a pa, Mo de ba dari so roko, Iroko a ko! Thats what i have you.
You snitch!

He mentions 5,000 because I said "UR TREAT HAS GOT U CONTRAT ON UR LIFE $5,000 I TELL DI BOYZ BRING ME DI HEAD OF SHORTY OLUWOLE" as an homage to the film "Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia". Very Happy

Heaven knows what the Yoruba part says (I once sent him a Yoruba biblical quote) but I'm sure it isn't a compliment.

... and this epic one came into Ludmi||a. (I was given some scammer details by other baiters and they asked me to keep that info to myself so that's the info I have XXXX'd out)

Quote:

Subject: GIVE ME MR XXXXXX TELEPHONE NUMBER NOW!

Luddy,

You don't have to think this way my dear! I did all i could to assist you but now, am very broke financially. I had nothing on me, my car got broken on our way from cotonou and its with the Mechanic and is yet to be fixed to due to money. Anyway, thats a different case.

Am just MR. XXXXXX XXXXXXX's address as given to me. First, i sent a brother of mine who lived around there to locate the place earlier this morning, the boy was there and confirmed MR. XXXXXXX. I told him to give me a call as soon as he finds him. The boy did so immediately and he saw the man and the man claimed he is MR XXXXXX XXXXXXX and he said" I WORKED IN THE AIRPORT!"
So my brother give me a call that he had find the man, i set out in the heavy rain to Berger, i met my brother and we both walked to the address" 2, XXXXXX XXXXXX ST, OFF IXXXXXX RD, OJODU BERGER. My brother knocked his and he came out to meet us and he said this is the man. Then i wasked himself, are you MR XXXXXX XXXXXXX who works at the airport, he replied me with YES! Then i tolf him am from MISS LUDMILLA K0SOKALOV. she had sent me to pick is lugage that was sent to you from SHERATON HOTEL in Cotonou.

When he heard that, he denied he is not MR XXXXXX XXXXXXX, he said his name is mr shittu! I was very surprised toi hear him changed the topic of our discussion quickly!
He said he thought i brought a letter which is was expecting ferom his brother in OREGON IN USA. before that, he asked me whats the colour of the box. i told him. Only to claimed that his name is not MR XXXXXX XXXXXXX.

So could you tell me whats going now because am going back there to arrest him tomorrow.

Get back to me now with the contact informations you are using to reach him, maybe his telephone number or whatever. I need that fast!

I have tried for you i know only God will pay me back but to you, you will never what am going through here concerning you case. Stab the Bastard and let the world get involved tell them what he had done to you! You must be claiming he stoled a total of $57,000USD from you if the Police comes ok!

He is a great scammer and his time is up!

Get back to me with Mr XXXXXX's telehphone number.

Luv you Bruce.

Now he had two sets of scammer details so it's confusing as to which scammer he went to, possibly both, but we know he went to one, as he mentions information known to my fellow baiter.

He got a positive response to his request to speak to Mr X, but many scammers will do that and see if there is a deal they can chop - but one thing's for sure - chaos reigns supreme. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:53 pm

This stuff is just unbelievable! I have laughed tears in my eyes listening to the pervy Ludd1e and her husky voice in toilet at the airport.

How many times did the lad actually ask about her latitude and still didn't get it? Rolling Eyes

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:54 pm

Shorty does deserve his own thread. There is chaos at every turn. Laughing

Congratulations on the shiny new title, Gomer! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:02 pm

Oh yes, congratulations, GP Very Happy

I also love the visits to other scammers and want to see more! Was this airport employee given instructions by another baiter? (I haven't read everything so far.)

Sh0rty obviously tries to compensate something with his car... Confused

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:03 pm

I got it for the length of time I spent in the Ladies loo.

It was deemed longer than necessary or appropriate for baiting purposes alone. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:02 am

Congrats!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:08 am

Thank the lad lord Gomer. I was playing catch-up and didn't feel like reading all 1100000 pages of that other thread. Great work by the way. I listened to some of the audio files as well and loved your lad pain.

Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:35 am

@ Niagara, O roar again!

Having other baiters - Pachanga and Pastor Frank - offer me other scammer details has really allowed me to paint a picture in Shorty's mind.

One address I told him belonged to the messenger boy who had transported Ludmi||a's hotel security box full of cash from Cotonou to Lagos. Now, I am a little slap dash in my baiting habits and I forgot that I had sent a photo of a scammer with a suitcase (supplied some time back by JoJo) to him, from both Mr G0mer (earlier) and Ludmi||a later. So Shorty immediately had a fit of hysteria and told me had been staking out his house after he had declined an imaginary meet with him at a location where I had hoped to get a bunch of Lads turn up with suitcases. He thought it was a set up by Mr G0mer to kill him.

The fact is, Shorty is baiting himself and working himself into a frenzy. His last mail to Ludmi||a ended "love Bruce" (his Western 'nom de plume') so he has no inkling - his inkle is gone.

So - knowing Shorty would not go near the 'messenger boy' I took advantage of the second set of details supplied and, as he happened to be stationed in the airport, and was known to be a tough guy, I set him up with him as the final resting place of the security box. The irony of a Lad chasing a security box is beyond belief. However, he couldn't even get inside the airport as security will not allow the general public inside Murla Muhammed Airport, Lagos to try to reduce the number of robberies in the main hall. Shocked

I then prodded Shorty with a hysterical mail after my spell in the ladies loo, and I was taken back into custody by Mr G0mer. I told him I planned my escape, after stabbing Mr G0mer. Clearly Shorty felt he would miss out and started visiting the address(es) I supplied him. I suspect that he and his brother visited both, but at one he got information from Pastor Frank's scammer that proved he was there.

Pastor Frank has now contacted his scammer (who he has had art work from) and who is clearly impersonating Pachanga's scammer as he smells money, to stir things up mentioning Shorty by his real name and that of Mr G0mer.

Phewwwwwwwwww

What happens now ? Shocked

It's the second time Shorty has mentioned the police but the fact is that ordinary people in Nigeria don't naturally go to the police, unless they enjoy a good beating. Very Happy

However, Shorty is winding himself up like a clockwork toy, and he appears to do what he says after two threats, no matter how stupid.

If Pastor Frank's scammer mentions Mr G0mer to him I suspect he'll wet himself at least, due to the "contrat" on his head - literally his head (Mr G0mer said - Bring me di head of Shorty Aluwole) - and every time I call him Shorty he hates it, but he keeps telling me he is very short guy, even in a phone call.

It is rare to be able to say this about a scammer - but Shorty will do something today. I don't know what but it will be dramatic and stupid, and his world of terror will be even worse.

I await developments with interest.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:28 am

Quote:

I await developments with interest.

as do lots of others here I bet.

shorty seems like a Fun guy, or is that fungi - he seems to have the brains of a mushroom Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:49 am

Because of mass baiting I bait messily with no detailed plan of action.

When Shorty told me about the photo of the messenger boy I had sent from both Mr G0mer AND Ludmi||a I thought I had blown it - but he made up the cover story for me, and his ideas are funnier than mine.

The same with using the two scammer addresses which was because of my mess up, and again he covered for me. Shocked

If I don't hear anything by this afternoon I'll send Shorty a raging mail from Mr G0mer describing the bodily harm inflicted on me by Ludm||a, but mainly I just want to see what trouble Shorty gets himself into without any help from me.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:44 am

I couldn't stop myself so I just sent this to Shorty from Mr G0mer

Quote:

OLUWOLE

UR LUDMILLA BITCH HAS SLIT ME WID BLADE

NOW I GO RUN 4 U BOTH THEN MEK I U SURFER OOOOOO

NNE GI NA NNA GIUMUNNEGI NILE NWUKWA IDIOT, NNE GI BU AKWUNNA. NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU. AMU JIE GI. AGWO TUPIAKWA GI ANYA. EGBE BURUKWA UMU GI. AMA NNA GI CHIEKWA. CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU.
ONYE OHI IGAGHI AHU IFE OMA NA NDU GI, KA M JUO GI MUGUA OBU NNE GI KA OBU NNA GI OIEE I HE INA EBERE AKWA YOU BASTARD UCHU GBA KWA GI ONYE AJI IKE NSI IHERE IHERE ADIGHI EME GI OTULE DI KA GI

AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOOOOO O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA GI NA UMU NNE GI CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU

U GO BEG ME 4 FOOD

I COURSE UR GENERATIONS 4 EVER

I DECLAYER WAR

ONE LUV - OLATUNJI - CHAIRMAN DI G0MERBOYZ

I don't know what the foreign bit says - or that it's even Yoruba - but I'm sure it isn't nice. Very Happy

It may include some personal names (Chineke) but what the heck, I now leave it to Shorty to work out what's going on,

"I declayer war" Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:19 am

and the demented idiot replies

Quote:

Bravo!

This is just the Begining, you haven't seen anything yet! The best is yet to come!

Thought i told you how it's gonna be happening so wait and see more of it! She go kill you this time! Shey bi i tell you say i get one FBI AGENT (Agent Testerone), na the man they romote ludmilla na! So she now a robot and she must have you DIE!!!

Because i needed you HEAD and she must get me your full head, then i will hang it in front of my Hall in center of the campus with a written stuff on it '' G0MER IS FUXXED'' so as to make other Guys learn from you, how ro be nice to in the brotherhood!

Wait and see, more blood float from you Bastard! Your parents might have taught you to be nice, but i knew you only turned out urefl to be a crook but you cannot act like criminal to because you just a like chicken to me and i eat you off!

You black fat pig snitch!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR DDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warlord!

Now I hope he's in the mood to go visiting. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:53 am

Thanks, GP! I can see I have tried to be far too rational with my lads.

Quote:

This is just the Begining, you haven't seen anything yet! The best is yet to come!

I truly hope so. Very Happy

Never leave us, ShortyBoi!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 62

Quote:

So she now a robot

Gomer, thank you for this brilliant comedy!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:52 am

@Gomer - Hysterical stuff..... Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:18 pm

I want him to go to Pastor Frank's Lad's place again but I'm struggling.

Shorty is getting brave knowing that Mr G0mer is severely wounded.

Does Shorty ever stop to think before he blurts out all this detail ? Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Mad Man,

Wey your boyz na??? i waited them at Akoka Junction last evening i didn't see them!
Am on the campus now where are they, i will around here till 6:20pm.
I came with a VOLKWAGEN GOLF-5 (MAFIA 5) with number plate (ORO1). So thats the best way to indentify me!
Pormised, none of the bullet nor matchet will enters into my flesh!
Am very much available with my Guys! They can find me a MOREMI's Hall and King Hall @ 3:30pm am on white Guinea Native attire with a DG Black Glass. (I feel an irresistable sexual magnetism drawing me to him - is that a Guinea Fowl attire with feathers ?)

So let them find if they man enough! I promise everyone of them death on Unilag campus.
I have never been defeated in my kingdom even out the my crib it had never happened and not in your ERA! 100 years' i no fit happened!

I meant to save life, thats why i was in the brotherhood! But with the little brain God has give to me, i will finish! You Bloody Terrorist!
Am coming to Conventry next month, i will there for 3wks, i will hunt you there! If incase you escaped here in Lagos.
I be lo ti ma je iyan ni su!
Nobody can to to Lagos and take us for a fool na! You can only ur fool magas for that side as freak! But for me am a full Guy man! Am you have stepped on my tail and you i must make sure you are finish, you must end up as car-washer boy! You are gonna watch my cars.

You mess with the EYE CONFRATERNITY (THE BLUES). Tunji!...........................your times are up man!

Olu-thunder!

Oh whoopee - the UK gains a bozo mmmmm - more baiting opportunities. He's tormenting me with more tortures I can use on him.

and Shorty sent this to Ludmi||a

Quote:

Dear Ludmilla,

How are you today and hope you are in good condition. The bastard Pig Olatunji had wrote me me, he told you how you became wild and he said you cut him with a blade.
I have told him he deserves more than that and more of it is still coming!
He had promised to run away from us and i think thats the best idea. Am waiting to receive Mr XXXXXX XXXXXXX's telephone Number from you because am taken the police down to his residence to assist and he must confess where exactly he had kept your security box! Again, where eaxctly had Olatunji took you to? is the place an Hotel or home? can you pick up a sign to locate the area? or can you tak good time to look at the billboard around, even probabily you are previledged to go out the compound! Am waiting to hear from voice on the phone ok!

Kindly give me a call so i could know you are in good condition ok! I really felt for you Luddy.

Warmest Regards,

B.Bruce

to which Ludmi||a has repled tersey to get his ass moving to where I want him to go (after the security box - and then maybe Conventry or maybe Lomnondon) Laughing

Quote:

Hi Mr Bruce

I escape and must go to this XXXXXX person you must understand me on this.

I must get away quick now for taxi.

So - he must go to the security box or lose tracck of the box and Ludmi||a, and if that happens she'll be off to 5imba's Camp.

- but also I can now snag him at Heathrow. 3 weeks ? Mr G0mer can recover in time.

Now I must go out and leave him to consider his options in the loftspace vacated by his brain. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:30 pm

Google gave me results for Papua New Guinea when I tried to find what Shorty claimed to be wearing, which made the Guinea Fowl comment bizzarely correct.

After correcting my search words I got this

Just the thing for autumn in Conventry, Bring a brolly.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:33 pm

*wiping away tears of laughter* Laughing

GP, you've got a glorious lad on your hands! Nobody could make this stuff up! He's just too bizarre. You could probably alert the EFCC to look around for a short guy dressed as above, and foaming at the mouth.

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Titania wrote:

alert the EFCC

Just give them the car info. Twisted Evil

and then watch for his buddies selling one very cheap on ebay. Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:56 pm

GomerPyle wrote:

So - he must go to the security box or lose tracck of the box and Ludmi||a, and if that happens she'll be off to 5imba's Camp.

More than welcome, just contact either Red or myself and will provide the SSC service... Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:00 pm

AMAZING "little brain" that God gave to him. Shocked

How could he fit all that sh1t in there? Laughing

edit: small mistake

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:13 pm

If you hadn't guessed, Shorty inhabits his own fantasy world - located near my room light and I hear his wings fluttering against the bulb at night. Which is my way of saying he is a successful wannabe idiot Laughing

I know he's male and very very short. Anything else he has said is drivel unless confirmed. I am pretty confident about the safari, though he had claimed to have made previous trips and that a buddy had been shot and wounded, which I have considered is his fantasy. I am happy he went to Mula Muhammed airport too, and Pastor Frank's Lad, but it's hard to bait a Lad who spouts fantasy like a geyser.

He plain irritates me now, though maybe his mental state could be partially my fault.

He's gone quiet for a couple of hours. I don't want to interrupt him if he's going round to Mr X's place to collect my security box. In the mean time I'll consider knocking up a website about the stabbing - never done it before but I think I know how.

I'm sure D&G sunglasses were made specifically for his outfit and Mr G0mer will ask him if he also wears top line Agent Provocateur underwear (it's female only).

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:32 pm

To keep me from overplaying this and mucking it all up I have taken Tigbitties online Mr G0mer story and been editing it to show the stabbing as breaking news and that police have descriptions of the perpetrators and will hand out leaflets and put up posters in the UNILAG area with a reward of $ 5,000.

Will Shorty believe it ? He believes in Santa Claus, leprachauns and Ludmi||a, so who knows ?

It's slow progress.

Meanwile my inactivity has paid off. Shorty to Ludmi||a.

Quote:

Subject: Where are you now???

Dear Luddy
Where are you now, am about going to XXXXXX's house with Police!
So how did you esacpe from the snitch??? did you find a Taxi to the address? You must be very careful in handling things, do not let the Taxi drivers take you for all fool ok! Once they sae you as a white lady they may think you have huge cash on you and beware of the streets of Lagos. Rolling Eyes

Asked people on the road with particular area you are now and call me on the telephone to let me know, i will be very around to locate you.

Just try and asked people you see on the road which area you are and give them a pen to write it for you, so i 'll know how to get you.
Thats,..........the street, area and nearest B/stop.

Love from Bruce.

Bus stop - what's happened to the flash car he bragged about to Mr G0mer ?

Not even a bike ? Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:59 pm

I have taken what Tigbiitties did and amended it, not as well as he did , but well enough for Shorty.

http://tempesttransport.fastmail.fm/NEWS.html

If he believes it, his bowels should start churning badly.

He would have to worry whether his pals, if he has any (very unlikely), would rather have him or $5,000.

Even if he judges it to be a fake he'll be worried about how I did it (so am I) and concerned about whether anyone who knows him will see it. Twisted Evil

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