YOU UGLY BASTARD(aka Shorty)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

there has only been a couple of emails in this one so far but i have a good feeling about this one.

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Dear Sir/Ma,

Rev Cornelisu Adebayo of ourlady of perpetualhelp Church in Lagos Nigeria.

We are do a charity work for the Fatherless/Mother Children, and the Less priviledge in Africa.

We just build new UNIVERSITIES/TERTIARY SCHOOLS in Nigeria and we are seeking your support to asssist with Electronic Materials such Laptos Computers to teach the Student about the world Wide Web and the INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY world.

Your Great support will highly Appreciated.

In Gods' Mercy,

Rev Adebayo.

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Im sorry
I would like to help you but i do not know if you really are what you say.
can you prove this?

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Dear Ma,

Am a man of God in the sanctuary here and am committed to God's work.

Moreover, i am always what i am and i have the love of my people in my HEART.

Again Over programmes is to deliver the word of God and make this earth covinient for human beings! We have to reach out to poeple and so many ways and given and consoling the broken Heart. So there should be a descrimination of the poor/the needy from the Rich.

So with God and not with me, everything is intact.

So kindly let us know how you really want to make us the the Items needed. Or can you conrtribute finacially?

Kindly get back to me Ma,

May the Good Lord Bless You,

Most Rev. Adebayo.
(includes photo of some bishop of sorts)

I plant the seed which will help me later with proceedures

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
I will help you in any way i can
what would you like me to do.
there will be some strict proceedures you must follow if i am to help.
Lucy

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Dear Lucy,

Thanks but what do you mean by ugly Bastard???. You do not need to curse nor embarass me just because you want to contribute to God's work.
Am a man of God and why must i be cursed nor get insults from you!
Although, tell me we need to do now because am directing to you Dr. Martin, the Pastor Incharge of the Human Resources Manager and he shall continue from you hencefirth because i will be on my way to the Mountain for an Annual feast of our church but he will remain with you and sort thing out twith you.

In God's Blessings on you,

Cornelius...........

I have not heard from mr martins yet.

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
I never insulted you. here in my country it is a term which reflects friendship. Obviously we come from different countries with different beliefs, values and social structure. I also follow the lord.

so who is this dr martin. I would rather work with you.
I would love to see your festival could you send me a video of some of the events.
Lucy

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:55 am

If he doesn't respond, bait him again from a different addy Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:42 am

Refer him to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A6035348 if he won't believe you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

it took him a while

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Dear Lucy,

Well, this is not doable to send you a video of our festival. The council of elders here never agreed on that issue.
We do not take video coverages rather like pictures. We only go to the mountain to Pray to God and not for video covering and photo-shooting activities.
So am very sorry for the incoviniency.
Furthermore, Dr Marin is our HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGER and he will be talking to you soon but pending on you reply.

May the Good Lord be with you,

Rev Cornelius.

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
I would never want to spoil your prayer and time with god.
that is no problem that you cannot film it.
I will help by way of goods rather than money. I have shipped supplies to foriegn countries before. I find that goods get to the needy where as money can be taken until there is none left to help the people in need.
praise the lord
Lucy

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

ok i do not know what to think about this last reply any help (is this another baiter having a dig.

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Thanks lucy for contributing into God's world.
Although, may we know the shipping company that will bring the shipment down to lagos.
Furthermore, Here is the address,

MR. MARTIN
#25,OLOWOLOGBON STREET,
EGBEDA AKOWONJO,
LAGOS,
NIGERIA.

So thats the address you must ship the shipments to and kindly provide me with the name of the shipping company/courier. Furthmore, get back to me with all necessary pappers for the shipments so soon as its been sent.
And remember to tell them they must bring it to the address ok?.

With God's Blessings on you,

Cornelius....

Dear Lucy,

How are you and hope it's well with you overthere, may the peace of the all mighty God be with you Amen!

Well, its been days i heard from you last and i really want to know the situation of things from your side.
Kindly get the shipments ready and send them to the contact address i ve' given you few days ago!

In God's Mercy,

Cornelius.

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
i hope the lord is treating you and your family well.
I have been away for some time on urgent business.
I have the address to send the shipment to.
when shall i send the goods.
Thanks
Lucy

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Thanks for writing and very gland to hear from you.

But why are you address as "Ugly Bastard"??

Ok, kindly send the shipment and get back to with all the details.

Cornelius.....

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
Did we not overcome this matter earlier when we first knew each other?
Do you have a web site? Im just wondering becasue I would like to see some of your efforts
thanks
Lucy

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Dear Lucy,

Thanks for writing but i do not like the way you address me as " Ugly Bastard".

Well, i have no website on the internet but we are still trying to work on that soonest!

Regards,

Cornelius........

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
I will not use my traditional greeting anymore if you do not like it. Im sorry if you have taken offence.
I am only trying to help you and your cause to help the children.
I will send all the goods very soon.
How did your pilgrimage to the mountains go. I hope you found Solace.
Thanks
Lucy

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Thanks anyway,

Its cool and we really enjoyed it .

Regards,

Cornelius....

this last one is what gets me is it the lads having fun with us/me

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:32 pm

Maybe he's saying
'thank you for what you'r doin'
'we had a good time on that trip I told you about it'

Maybe it's a baiter Shocked

... Throw some text with baiting terms, without giving up the farm... see what happens. Question

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:50 pm

I think Cornelius is just being sarcastic... Very Happy

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

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Thanks for writing but i do not like the way you address me as " Ugly Bastard".

Sig material. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

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Cornelius
I have all the goods ready to go.
i seem to have lost your mail which had the shipment address in it.
where would you like me to send the goods again
regards
Lucy

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Dear Lucy,
Here is the address again........

#25, OLOWOLOGBON STREET,
AKOWONJO,
LAGOS,
NIGERIA
ZIPCODE:23401

So the above listed is the address so kindly do that and let me have the confirmation asap.

Furthermore, make sure you get back to me with the airweight bill etc and kindly specify the name of the courier that will be taking acre of the shipping and mkae its been shipped by a famous couries.

Regards,

Cornelius...........

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
the shipment is on its way and should arrive soon
thanks
Lucy

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Ok,
But where are the papers?

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cornelius you ugly bastard
im not sure what you mean by papers
Lucy

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What i mean is the airweight bill papers!

Cornelius you ugly bastard.
the shipment is not coming via air. It is too big.
We have shipped a 20ft container stacked to the roof with all sorts of goods.ie mattresses, blankets, clothing, laptops, food, medical supplies.
I hope this is ok.[/quote]
CAN THE SHIPMENT GO TO COTONOU IN BENIN REPUBLIC?
BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAREHOUSE IN THERE AND THERE IS WIL MUCH TAX FOR US TO PAID FOR THE CONTAINER IF IT CAME IN THROUGH NIGERIA.
SO CAN YOU GET BACK TO ME SO I COULD YOU GIVE MORE DETAILS ABOUT COTONOU PORT.

Cornelius.

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oh a sudden change in plans from the lad. they just seem to be doing all the work for me(which is how it is ment to be)

there is nothing i can do now.

Cornelius you ugly bastard
there is nothing i can do at this stage the shipment is on its way.
I sent you the details last week.
here they are again if you have lost them
www.parceldirect.phpnet.us
tracking number: ARS3H013B1T3R

you should have told me this information earlier
thanks
Lucy

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

he seems a little perplexed at the distance. to get to port Harcourt.
that nothing compared to when he finds out it was left in a different port much further away.

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Well, i have tracked it, but it says i must travelled to port Harcourt shipping terminal to collect the container. And thats far away from lagos

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
I told you before. if you had told me of shipment changes before i coul dhave changed the destination. As it is already in transit there is nothing i can do.
The is a lot of expensive things in the container so it should not sit there for too long as we have had shipments stolen in the past.
I would suggest you collect as soon as it arrives.

thanks
Lucy

note this lads ip indicates he is actually in Abuja

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:05 pm

Hackers have muscled in on Cornelius' job:

URGENT FRAUD ALERT BURAEU OF EFFCC NIGERIA

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ATTENTIONS MS LUCY !!!!!!!!!!!!

U RITE NOW ON TO DIS BOX ONLY COS DAT MAN IS A SCMAER .Cornelias is be hang by juri for crime of sharlatanesm ,hackstar ,fraudstar ,gaysexman ,hoouligens ,touts ,scamer!!!!!!!!!!!

his box bean hack by more criminels two .NOW ITS IMPORTENT U ONLY RITE TO MAILS WIT CODE OF CONDUCT :

CORNELIUS419MUGU

ONLY RITE TO DIS BOX ..................2@gmail,com NEVER RITE AGIAN TO DAT ODER BOX OK ?

ur transact is safer now ok .we confine dat its legitimete if u rite to dis box only ok .what is in shipment ???.i wil send man to pick ok .,look at pik atach ok .only deal wit dis man from dis ofice ok .

HARRY GOMER PYLE SR JR III
HAKSTAR CONTER FRAUD SPECIALIS
EFFCC NIGERIA

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

look like im going to have to find some shipping documents

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Thanks Lucy,

But your country is not like our here. You have to provide me with all necessary documentations of this consignment because on getting there to claim it, i would be asked to provide prove of evidence such documents of the consignment.
The custom officers would be had on me and even the Quaratin officers too would be there.
So get back to me with good papers

forward mr gomers email to cornelius.

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
i cannot understand some of this mail which i was sent.
what is it? what does it mean?

it says something about hackers and fraud stars
Lucy

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

well it seems Cornelius is a full bottle on Mr Gomer

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Dear Lucy,

Do not mind these people, they are hackers and fraudster, they have spyed in your eail and they got all our conversations! They are scammers from africa and they usually used sweet words to steal people's money and informations from thier email addresses!
They have a software whichis a website link, they have sent it to people's email and telling them to summit their email address into the link, you might have registered your email into it likwise. So if anyone deos that, they will gain access into your email address and password and they will be seeing everything you received and sents.

So stop make use of gmail, its not safe at all, many hackers hacked into gmail easily.
Do not mind them ok, they wanted to take a consignment away from you! They want to claim that they are the right person who is to received the container.
So they Devil's Agent! Ignore the damn fucking Idiot who called himself GOMER!
By the what is GOMER? is that a name? it simply means "Devil is at work"

so beware of fraudster claiming they are sent unbehalf of our church ok! The church didn't sent anyone to you!

In God's Glory,

Cornelius.

I think he is trying to get me off gmail to find out where i am.
I did not think a man of god could speak such potty words

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
i have not sent any of my information to anyone. I can assure you no hackers have penetrated my defences. Are you sure they have not got your details?

Anyway The shipment should be arriving tomorrow. I am glad to be able to help you and your church. if there is anything else you require please do not hesitate to ask.
Lucy

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:53 pm

Did he mention recieving this love-note:

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GUY U B NA BIGEST MUMU OF INTERNET
I BE WIT DA MAGA NOW OK SMALL BOI
U MESS WIT GOMERBOYZ N THAT NO BE GOOD FOR U
GOMERBOYZ ALWAY GET MONIES
FOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooL Oooooooooo

U R NOTIN A FOOL .
I GO CHOP U LIKE MAGA YORUBA FOOL

MR GOMER

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:04 am

Gomer was also the prostitute the prophet Hosea married. I'm surprised the "man of God" didn't know that.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:00 am

Haha, nice work!
Keep it up!

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

@ juju4u
no mention of the love but i think thats what set him off.

I have been stalling on the paperwork to give him are you able to do a shipping document?

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

he has been a little short lately

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
i have not sent any of my information to anyone. I can assure you no hackers have penetrated my defences. Are you sure they have not got your details?

Anyway The shipment should be arriving tomorrow. I am glad to be able to help you and your church. if there is anything else you require please do not hesitate to ask.
Lucy

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Thanks lucy,

No they haven't gotten any of my details!

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thats good
well i do not know where they are coming from then.
I have not replied at all to them so they know nothing

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Good!,

So are you ready to give the documents of the consignment because everything needs to be verified here!

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
as i told you before you can track your consignment from here.
www.parceldirect.phpnet.us
tracking number: ARS3H013B1T3R

I suggest you contact the company for more information.
Im sure they will let you know what is going on with the consignment.
I will send the documents as soon as i find it on my desk here somewhere
thanks
Lucy

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Master wrote:

he has been a little short lately

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
i have not sent any of my information to anyone. I can assure you no hackers have penetrated my defences. Are you sure they have not got your details?

Anyway The shipment should be arriving tomorrow. I am glad to be able to help you and your church. if there is anything else you require please do not hesitate to ask.
Lucy

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Thanks lucy,

No they haven't gotten any of my details!

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thats good
well i do not know where they are coming from then.
I have not replied at all to them so they know nothing

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Good!,

So are you ready to give the documents of the consignment because everything needs to be verified here!

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
as i told you before you can track your consignment from here.
www.parceldirect.phpnet.us
tracking number: ARS3H013B1T3R

I suggest you contact the company for more information.
Im sure they will let you know what is going on with the consignment.
I will send the documents as soon as i find it on my desk here somewhere
thanks
Lucy

EDIT

well i just couldnt help myself. I had to make character with his name

from R3VCORN3LIUSAB3DAYO@GMAIL
I really hope this makes him pissed

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Attn Lucy
I contact shipping company n they say package have arrive.
I will be going to go today with the church truck to pick up ok.
I than you for you help in our church for children.
please we can also use some money for specil need of the children sometime. So if you still help then please send money to
Cornelius Adebayo
Lagos Nigeria
Question:How Long
Answer: 20 meter
please send from moneygram or western onion

God do you always
Cornelius

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

well it seems the email addy has been passed on to another lad. this mail came from Kenya instead of Nigeria. maybe this lad will be a bit more exciting

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Dear Lucy,

I saw my mail this morning but only to confirmed that those hackers had forged my email address on Gmail.com and they have been talking to you claiming that that i am the one!
Please ignore any message from this email address [email protected]
Because those messages from that email address is not from me neither from our church! And if you do any Business with them in the then name of our church, thats on your on risk!

Furthermore, do not send them any money ok! Because if you do, you only do that on your own risk and you shall bear the lose alone!.

Cornelius.

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Cornelius you ugly bastard
thankyou for pointing this out. I did not realise. You have saved me from making a mistake.

did you contact the shipping company. I checked the consignment online and it says ready for pickup. I do not want you to waste your money either so i must tell you that if the consignment is not picked up within a week then you will have to pay fees to have it released.
Im sorry i cannot find the receipt i was given but if you ask the company they will confirm the shipment.
thanks
Lucy

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:17 pm

Sorry I had not checked gomer's box in 8 days, apparently. He wrote back but I can't understand a thing:

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Look here guy!

I no get money o! But i go tell you say sense pass money ok! Mybe na you get sense or na me, we gat to know soonest!
Shey bi na be GOMER BOIZ. No whala, but mind you, Owo pelebe yin ti segi!!!. Eni fori ko ile agbon, o di dandan ko ri ja ABGON!

Ori to ba ma buru ki n ta ro sun won! Thats your case and note well, your cases are on my desk and i must treat you like a fool which you are! If you like, run to Uk or Igando, and underneath the earth, i "ORO" will get you soon. Even if you like, spend more time in cotonou, i will definately dealt with you all! Eyin Ole ole! Go and get back better jobs doing, Mind you, i got your picture Olatunji, you have failed and Devil will assist you this time.
Watchout!

ORO.

Gomer replied:

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fuk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mumu

u $$$$ me $$$$

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

u no gomerboyz

&

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na you get sense mumu
na $$$ fo mumu

...& sent this to lucy:

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lucy no rite back to dis hakstars

use pass code cornelius419mugu only rite dis box ok!

lok dis man be hakstar criminaly fraudstar pervart deviant omosecsual trisectual animal forker wated be fbi interpol policee hes rote dis :

Look here guy!

I no get money o! But i go tell you say sense pass money ok! Mybe na you get sense or na me, we gat to know soonest!
Shey bi na be GOMER BOIZ. No whala, but mind you, Owo pelebe yin ti segi!!!. Eni fori ko ile agbon, o di dandan ko ri ja ABGON!

Ori to ba ma buru ki n ta ro sun won! Thats your case and note well, your cases are on my desk and i must treat you like a fool which you are! If you like, run to Uk or Igando, and underneath the earth, i "ORO" will get you soon. Even if you like, spend more time in cotonou, i will definately dealt with you all! Eyin Ole ole! Go and get back better jobs doing, Mind you, i got your picture Olatunji, you have failed and Devil will assist you this time.
Watchout!

ORO.

i got moeys tanks your parcel is on way and no talk wit dese imporstar

luve - mr gomer

<'haked' email string follows here>

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omosecsual trisectual animal forker

Oh my thats good

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I can't stop laughing as you nonchalantly throw out the 'you ugly bastard' greeting. I may have to incorporate that into my marriage proposal to Tatyana as the affectionate greetings American men give to their Russian mail order brides.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Well I have since found out that this lad is infact gomerpyle's lad shorty.

There are a heap of emails in between this and my last post but they are not really of any significance.

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Dear Sir,

Am Rev Cornelisu Adebaoy. Miss Lucy had order me to write you on your address concerning the situation of things at hand.
This to let you know that our mission is doing its best to make sure every poor african survive from, sickneses and diseases, starvation etc.
So your coming down to nigeria may not be welcome this time round, due to the projects we having at hand. We have yet to complete our guest quarters and with these we are not in best form to receive guests like you.

The board here equally wants you to visit us during our annual feast year and that will be great fro you to witness the manifestation of God's power.
So whatever you want to assist us should be sent to us via western unuion money bit by bit and these will be highly appreciative.
Sorry for the inconveniency,

God's mercy,

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Good day Reverend
I appreciate the mail.
We were quite impressed with the photo's which Lucy presented to us.
We Would like to help you and your cause but we have some proceedures in place to prevent our company from being defrauded. One of these is that we always visit prior to any payments.
If you provide a date and location where this feast will take place then we will arrange to visit at that time
regards
Hans

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Dear Mr V,

Thanks somuch for your co-operation, Well, i have spoken to the church board on your behalf and they made it clear to me that, but all they said was that, we very keen in need of funds now, you just have to help us atleast with $10,000USD
We really understadn your feeling concerning being defrauded, but now, we have time for receiving guests and its must be in accordance to the constitution of the church so they looking forward to receiving during our annual harvest feast and then will shall be make some commissioning of our new development and all these they will also like you to parcitipate in these activities but before then, we need funds to move on with our programmes.

So kindlyconsider the less privilege here and let God's work be in progress Amen.
Furthermore, we shall be sending you the pictures of the projects as it is going on nd you will know God is really taken control.
Please Sir, talk to your company in the name og God and unbehalf of our church.

Hope to hear from you asap,

God Bless you,

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Dear Sir,

Awaiting to hear from you on the new development.

Rev Cornelius.

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Hello Dear Reverend
Im sorry But the Board Will not budge on their decision. IT is also Company policy which cannot be changed. Please let me know when we can send delegates and then we can help you.
Hans

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Hello Reverend
I hope all is going well with you. Please let me know when you will hold the feast. We will be travelling to Cameroon to inspect another facility shortly. As you are in the same area it would be good to kill two birds with one stone as the saying goes.
Please do let me know
regards
Hans

Mr gomer steps up to the plate again

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Hello there Reverend.
I was worried you had dissappeared on me. As I mentioned Earlier we will be travelling to Cameroon soon to inspect and donate to another Orphanage. Once we are finish there The other members of the board will be travelling back to the USA. I will be tavelling to you Alone. Yes I will Have the donation for you in cash. I look forward to visiting Nigeria and Cameroon. You are a good Honest man Reverend. It is a hard trait to find in this day and age.
Regards
Hans

On Fri, Nov 17, 2008 at 7:37 AM, Cornelius Adebayo <[email protected]> wrote:

Greetings Mr Hans
I will inform you that we are having our feast on the 20th of December. I have prepared Accomodation for you and your staff for as long as you wish to stay. Send me the flight details and I Will Personally pick you up from the Airport. I look forward to your visit. Will you be bringing the donation with you?

Regards
Rev Corn

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Hello Reverend
as per our phone conversation I will inform you when I reach Yaounde. It is a great deed you are doing for me as i have always wanted to see this part of Africa. I would ask that you prepare some sort of itinerary for our trip back to where you work. I might pick out a few places that i would like to see myself.

Can you please confirm that you will indeed pick me up in Yaounde as i would not like to be streaded there without planned travel.
regards
Hans

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Dear Mr V

Please someone had broke down into my email! so i have not bee writting and i was surprised to see all these when i logged into my mailbox now!
Please ignore any further message from this address:*******@gmail.com

Because its not mine, this are the pple that pick the container you sent to us the last time! so bec very careful.

Rev Cornelius.

it is good to see he truely believes that the container was stolen by gomerboyz. He also sent the same message to Lucy.

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Hello Reverend
What are you talking about. Are you saying you will not pick me up in yaounde?
I was looking forward to this trip but it seems you are having problems. This is unacceptable. Please tell me your intentions.
We are quite willing to help your cause but you must help me in this.

regards
Hans

I may have to start calling him an ugly bastard again.

He also sent the same warning to Lucy. she replies

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Reverend
I am well aware of how much we lost last time to these thieves
This is part of the reason why Hans is coming in person. Hans told me you would be picking him up from Yaounde and giving him the royal treatent by showing him the sites. That is very nice of you and i can see that you are a good man.
I will ignore that email address thankyou for warning me. I will inform Hans immediately
I only wish i could also come and visit you there. It must be a nice place.
thanks
Lucy

Shorty will be nothing but a pile of doggy doo doo when we are finished with him. He will quake at the power of mr gomer.

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