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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:45 pm |
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was told by the UN to contact a Nigerian official, and he did. Forwarding the UN email, he wrote:
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As you can see from the email I've forwarded, the clowns at the UN have decided to make up for the Charlie Foxtrot that they created and told me to write to you, which I have.
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Dr Usman wasn't impressed by my flippancy:
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Following the receipt of your email regarding what next after the Email you received from the UN, May I tell you that it is an exception to call the same people that have covered a lot for you clowns |
To which I pointed out:
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The UN has been a total joke throughout this deal - the reason they covered a lot of ground is because they had no idea where they were going! |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:32 pm |
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From my pr0n star character to the dying widow who is trying to save my soul whilst I was regaling her on my latest dolphin porn adventure...
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Maybe there was a dolphin Jesus who saved them as our Jesus saved us? I wondered what you think about that? |
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:30 am |
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A Lad told that
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i can see your suicy... your ,not serious in things, |
My reply was (excuse deliberate bad spelling):
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So I'm not seruois now? Well, listen good, becuase if I wasn't bieng seruios, I'd be writing something abuot how the vioces in my haed are telling me that I can't send the money becuase of the coluor of yuor underwaer. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Richerthansin
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 15
Location: - in the US, please help me escape this hellhole!
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:00 pm |
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I like to talk in Yoda language, which really lets them loose
on their own poor language skills:
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Have Western Union evening this you will. |
one lad ignored this for awhile until I told him "I have sent some gorillas toward you." and now he's back, woot. |
_________________ You what?
New to 'leet, PM if I miss something, and TIA.
"You have to take it serious because i forsee no great opportunity." - Mrs. Niko
". . . are you just bluffling about it?" - Joe Tran
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:34 am |
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A Lad I'm baiting with two different characters told both of us:
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Also don't reply any business proposal from here or outside this country. When you receive any emails similar to my first message to you, please don't reply to it because sometimes it may come from this Banks monitoring units.
They may try you by sending a proposal as to know whether it is somebody from here proposed the business to you. if you reply to any mail like that, means we may lose the fund. just get in touch with me before replying any mail, so that I will guide you on what to do. |
That's OK. He just got an angry reply from Brad M0rr1han (inspired by some of the virus packages ending up in my spam box):
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WHat the bliidye hell deos yuor bnak thihnnj its dionn gsening me a b lollopd virus psakcagew?$ i hsvw tom gethmy cp;oujtetr worjed on becaswewr ivcantr wrijtbe perpper@ tuo ssasaifd that thet be ttesfting me bnot trhing tp wiech my compterpr
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In other words, I'm baffled because the bank sent me a virus package and I'll have to get my computer seen to. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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assy_miggee
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 7
Location: Georgia
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:37 am |
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I only used it once, but it's my favorite line from a song. I was trying to get a safari by having him come to america.
Starting at the airport's exit, you'll make a left, and then you'll make a right, and your left should be to your right if your left's right, right? Cool. It's the cafe on the corner.
Must've been too obvious, he never replied back, lol.[/mask] |
_________________ With everything against you, you can only push back. |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:02 pm |
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From the lover in me, Phil T. Sk@nque
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I was just thinking of shacking up for the winter...but I kinda live in my parents basement right now, so I'm a little short on the "shack" part. But I believe true love conquers all. Except "public nudity within 500 ft. of a school" laws, it doesn't conquer that...well, you get what I mean, right? |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:23 am |
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To my jobscam, Lotto, check lad, lotto, all rolled into one...
They can't understand my character, so they just keep sending another first or second script on another scam. Someday, I may get serious with them. But for now...
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subject WHAAT YOU LISTEN?
Dear Cheap Hooker,
First I tell you I no need job. You send me other job. Do you read
email from me, no?
You no expleen me annyting.
Now you tell me lottery I win how? I confoose by you. No unnerstand.
Wanna know
why you aske details me again? You boss Mr. Gomer collect details
money mine already now.. He send me big payout soon. You give me more
money, not have other money yet. Tell Mr Gomer boss you do bad job for
me he be mad for you. You apology me and expleen this I tell Mr.
Gomer.
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:08 pm |
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As a response to my lad writing:
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I AM INVITING YOU FOR A BUSINESS DEAL WHERE THIS MONEY CAN BE SHARED BETWEEN US IN THE RATION OF 50% FOR ME, 40% FOR YOU, WHILE 10% WILL BE MAPPED OUT FOR EXPENSES. |
I replied:
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If I assumed the expenses, would it be possible to do the deal 50/50? |
Wonder how he's gonna answer this...c'mon mathmagician... |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:53 am |
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Ladette wrote: |
I am a citizen of Sudan the Daughter of Late Engr.Mike Matthew ,who was killed by rebels during Presidential Political problem in my country Darfour,Sudan Before my Father's death,he instructed and confided in me as his daughter about his business. |
The whole of my reply:
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I am so sorry you were killed by rebels. Being in the same position myself, I would like to know what I can do for you. |
We will see if anything comes of this. I have my doubts, but you never know... |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:40 am |
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Yesterday I wrote:
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Hi my dear XXXXX!
It's always a pleasure to read your letters, they bring me hope and warm in my heart.
Today I will bring to you a recipe I love, very powerful to fart away any non-wanted presence.
SNIP a very long Cassoulet Recipe
I hope you like it a lot like I do !
I hope we can be together very soon and I could fart in your face.
That would be so much fun ! |
She did not notice anything and answered to me with more of her romance garbage |
_________________ http://jeromegrancher.blogspot.com/
French-speaking scambaiters community:
http://forum.croque-escrocs.fr/
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:26 pm |
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dumbo lad wrote: |
I personally discovered a dormat account with a total sum of ÂŁ100,000000.00 [HUNDRED MILLION POUND STERLING] |
Smartarse NN wrote: |
Now that's something I could wipe my feet on! In a strange twist of coincidence I actually collect dormats. I was speaking to my neighbour Lord Percy about this, and he said, 'This one must be jewel encrusted and made from the purest green'. I said, 'gnarly'. I do need to know how much this weighs?
Friends Forever, Sam. |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:49 pm |
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This falls under both, seems me and the lad both went to school together...
"St3ph@n Curr@n" sent a script to me.
I replied:
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Did we go to school together? Steve C. from the West-Hampton Currans? |
Guess both him and I went to school in the Hamptons (is there one?)
He wrote (not very creatively I might add, but leaves me wide open )
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Thanks for your question. Yes I think we go school together. Let me have your response to conclude the deal with me then we can proceed. |
I wonder if he remembers the ole "Banga Latta Chix" frat handshake... |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:44 pm |
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I got a standard "I'm stealing money from the bank I used to work at" letter. This one came from the Bank Of China. I responded:
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I'm gonna have to say no on this. Receiving huge amounts of money from a communist country would probably lead to the FBI crawling up my ass with a microscope. |
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_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:08 pm |
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T3d likes to party!
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Full name.....................................T3d J@ck5on
Home|office address......................2689 Prosp3ct Vall3y Ro@d,
Irvine, Ca 92614
Mobile telephone Number............206-202-____
Fax Number...............................n/a
Occupation................................Flasher
Nationality...................................Honkey
Position Hold................................The Camel Clutch
Age.............................................65
Marital Status..............................Swinger
Country.....................................U.S.A |
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geller
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 113
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Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:01 pm |
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I thought this might be over the top. I was having a bit of a running thing about my son having irritable bowel syndrome, and enjoying it. He'd just been kicked out of school for refusing to clean the cafeteria, hallway, and gym. Then things get much, much worse.
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Dear Mrs. Veronica,
This is a very quick note because I have little time to myself now. They had to surgically remove my son's colon. We always knew this was a possibility, but now it is done. He requires constant care now. The aroma is unbearable.
I'm very confused now. I am in desperate need of money. I cannot work, and the hospital bills are going to be insane. I'll try to do what I can, but like I said, my time is limited.
I set up the account and here's the information. Please deposit the money for the house and all that SOON. I hoped we could take this slowly and carefully but I need to hire someone to care for, and clean, my son. |
Apologies to any that have IBS.
To her..credit..I guess, Veronica has offered to increase the amount of money for the house and renovations (and thorough cleaning) to help pay for the hospital. She says she prays a lot, too. |
_________________ x4
"I will also want to let you know that you can use some part of the fund to encourage some of your friends to join your lifestyle by intiseing them with money." - Rebeca
"You are stupid. [...] You have proved to be a criminal. Do not write me again or I will send the FBI after you." - Jerry
"If you ever write me again then I will know you’re the worst IDIOT on earth." - Chuks
"each time i recieve your mail you make me feel sick,bad luck to you ,i have already gooten an helper so forget about me, i can not live or deal with a junky,joker,lier like you" - Nene |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:10 pm |
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Oh no... things have got serious since the dumb mugu ticked yes to being a terrorist (see post here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1242992#1242992)
I'm baiting this one as Ushas the top secret genetically engineered talking horse and he's getting a bit sweaty under the saddle at these latest developments so he writes back to the original damsel in distress...
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I really do not know what to do. The bank cannot be allowed to find out about me or the Firstborns Project as it is completely top secret and many governments are involved.
I will contact the lawyer once more to ask him what is going on but if he can't make a proper explanation then I will have to invoke the Osterhagen Protocols which will, regrettably, lead to the involvement of the Security Services of various nations including the UK's MI5, USA's CIA, Israel's Mossad and Belgium's Surrealist Brigade. I only hope for his sake the lawyer can explain this. |
Don't upset the Belgian Surrealist Brigade... people have woken up in the morning to find themselves in the bathtub with a collection of brightly painted machine tools. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:26 am |
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Apparently I was in a ghastly motor accident, and I never even noticed:
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Please reconfirm and answer the above questions because Mr. came to our foreign payment department and submitted an application that you authorized your fund to be paid into the account of Union Bank of Switzerland (UBS) with Account number with a report that you are now paralyzed as a result of the ghastly motor accident you had some months back. |
Well, I am obviously not paralyzed, as i can type a reply to the good Professor Soludo:
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Dear Professor
I am afraid that my cousin Mr. was mistaken. In fact I died in that accident. |
I await a reply... |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:40 am |
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I got this idea from ParaNoid.
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This is LUcy and I want to proceed. The reason I tell you this
is the fact that I have multiple personalities and I don't want that to
mess this deal up, OK? I have had this problem for years and that is one
reason that I need this deal to work. I need to see a better doc to get
me over this desease.
LUcy today, I tell ya. |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:02 am |
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Lesson one in stupid comparisons:
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My heart was burning like napalm and my lips still long for your kiss like the Tequila longs for an orange and cinnamon. |
Btw, this is a reply to a job-/check-scammer. And no, Mary didn't know about my desire for her yet. But soon she'll find out more than she ever wanted. And in the course also learn a few more stupid comparisons...
Edit: Another mail (from a different lad) required immediate action.
It's quite a long opener from the Bank of China (of course...) telling my a lot of ... stuff (I guess).
My reply is short and to the point (and a lie):
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My favorite color is green. |
Another edit: The lad TtT and I are (still) working on sent me really disgusting pictures of himself (confirmed by earlier footage) having some "fun" with a goat (I'm pretty sure it wasn't fun for the goat...)
My reply is a big slap, and it's actually one of the very rare occasions I am honest to a lad, as these pics are really not nice. But no, I didn't distribute my lunch all over the place.
Here's my reply.
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Wole, I am disgusted!
Do you know what pictures like these can do to your lunch? Right, they can perpetuate your lunch up your throat and all over your keyboard and monitor!
I can NOT accept those images of animal torture (as I am quite sure that the goat did NOT enjoy this) as a gesture of apology, no matter if this may be meant that way and maybe even part of the culture of your country (although I find it hard to imagine that any country would regard pictures of fucking a goat as an apology).
I actually see this as an insult. I am deeply disappointed Wole, by your inability of sending me the video, by your shocking behavior towards the goat and last, but by far not least, your stupidity of thinking that anybody would be happy to receive these disgusting photos of animal-abuse!
I advise you to get going on the video! Find a way to get it to me! If not you can consider digging a nice hole for yourself to hide in.
Also, in order to make up for these photos I want you to get a few beautiful ladies together and take some nice pictures of them in bikinis, or less. |
For those who wonder, the video he's supposed to deliver features him singing the beautiful song "San Francisco". |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:14 am |
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The BoC-lad loves sending long mails. He sent another one, despite my answer to his previous was, as can be seen above, that my favorite color is green (although it actually isn't).
This now demands action, and of course not on my side. The first thing I'll do is completely ignore the only paragraph I actually read (because I looked for it), which tells me that the mail is confidential and not intended for anybody except for me. I'm gonna forward the mail to another character of mine, and cc the lad, telling my "friend/uncle/whatever that character might be" how cool this is.
The other thing will be a nice, long reply, fresh from the Lorem Ipsum generator...
Edit: The FBI has contacted my Chinese character. OMFG!!! The real FBI! The one with the @live.com-address!
My reply:
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Why FIBI contact me from MSN-email? Is global economy crisis so bad that FIBI not can afford own server of email domain? |
I know it's a tiny little bit educating, but I really want to see the explanation.
Another edit: One of my previous orphans wants to say thank you by giving me money. I told her I appreciate it but I'm so damn rich that I don't need it.
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I so rich, I have buy golden bra for girlfriend titties. |
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_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:05 am |
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The Lad wrote:
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truly "two good heads they say are better than one". |
Cammy couldn't resist:
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BTW - "two good heads are better than one" - the last guy to say that (to me and my friend Liza) ended up wearing two lattes |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:12 pm |
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101 reasons you couldn't make it to Western Union, #43
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I got caught up in all the fervor of the election, ended up getting blindly drunk on moonshine for the last few days, and had to have my stomach pumped |
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"The law of cama is still in exixtence and I know what the consequences of your action will be"-Rimi |
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Ralph Wiggum
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
Posts: 225
Location: The People's Republic of California
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:05 pm |
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T3d can't seem to get it right, first he gets hammered, now this?
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Sorry, I needed to chase the dragon a little...I got caught up smoking crack again and ended up in a cheap hotel with a couple of tranny hookers playing backgammon for the last few days. But I finally got the Western Union thing taken care of. |
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Fake Checks out of circulation - 52K (so far)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"The law of cama is still in exixtence and I know what the consequences of your action will be"-Rimi |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:02 am |
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It's sometimes fun to insult by remote control...
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[My brother] told me you're a 419 scammer. He told me that there is no money and no dead man named L0u1s Harry Dan3. He also says - and I quote - "Luca5 Ud0 is a bottom-feeding shit-sucking buttfucker".
I believe my brother. He's served our country in the SASR. Why would be lie about you? |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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