Lads get stupider and lazier...

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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:50 am

Dumb, lazy and greedy - a surefire recipe for success...

First in my catcher account this morning:

Message subject wrote:

Please use this money for the churches and less privileged on behalf of my sick client

but

Message body wrote:

*REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/786543X4/28*
*BATCH NUMBER:034/099/YX46*
*TICKET NUMBER:005-4432-971-878* *FINAL NOTIFICATION *
*We are pleased to inform you today 23th august 2008 of the result*
*of the winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME,*
*held on august 12th 2008 .You won the sum of Ј1 000,000.00 GBP*
*file XYL/26510460037/06. *
*To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent; *
*Agents Name:
* Email:
*Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program

Anyone who wants to bait this goatbrain, go ahead. It seems that he could be a lot of fun if played right.
And next, from [sic] [edit] fixed typo [/edit] we have the same message subject:

Message subject wrote:

Please use this money for the churches and less privileged on behalf of my sick client

And we have the old sick widow:

The good doctor wrote:

My name is . I'm a 65 years old woman and from Congo. I was a merchant and owned two businesses <<<snip>>>
Only recently I saw on television the colossal loss of properties and livelihood people in Canberra, Australia through fire. I was moving with great pity and compassion that I decided to make this contribution on assisting people over there, <<<snip>>>
Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophagi cancer. <<<snip>>>.
It is my last wish to see this money distributed to victims of the fire outbreak in Australia and other charity organization<<snip>>>
Use your judgment to distribute the money and keep 30% of it to yourself. Feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money. <<<snip>>>
Please, send reply and all correspondences to my attorney :
Regards

So "my sick client"? The doctor's patient? The barrister? Mrs.

What's the best way to de-educate these lads and get them to keep making this kind of mistake?

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:53 am

I say a mass bait is in order.

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:56 am

Just be sure you get the right Mrs.Marvis Smith -- it's a very common name in Congo... Rolling Eyes

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