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Scambo
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 114
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:39 pm |
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Just got this...
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| A girl that never married before and i think that you will mash my type |
I'm sure that I will. I always try my best. |
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the wite men f*ck your mother ass and you are happy about it - 4nth0ny 41iu
You stinking, little, brainless, and unsuccessful son of a bitch. May your cruel soul rest in perfect argony. -K3v1n Agul0
in the name of the gods of our mother land Africa l curse you son of slave
hi thank you for the insults you rained on me and my family
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:10 pm |
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A good mashing is what keeps a marriage happy. I mash as often as I am allowed. Maybe you could get your betrothed to write some wedding vows. 12 pages of hand written love mash would keep you happy and your true love busy for a day or so...
They'll need to be scanned and email to you. Of course the documents will be corrupted and blurry. They'll need to do it a few more times until each page arrives safe and sound.
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:31 pm |
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I wonder if she'll allow a creepy stalker to mash her?
... Sorry that came out worse than I intended. |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:53 am |
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He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:05 am |
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He did the mash
He did the cookie monster mash
The cookie monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the cookie monster mash |
Corrected for humor.  |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:19 am |
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Weary of the waltz?
The mashed potato schmaltz? (Bryan Ferry)
Or for a change, you could try the Human League's "Being Boiled". |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:50 am |
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Mashing is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...firstly to find a big firm one with no blemishes, gently bring them up to the boil, then add a bit of butter and then really give them a good pummeling to remove any lumps. Enjoy.
Whenever I see lad comments like the one in the OP, I always study my keyboard to try and figure out which key they really meant to type. In this case I just laugh. After two and a half years, I've come to the conclusion that the scumbags have fat fingers and thin brains. |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:07 am |
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He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash |
That is the only song I have ever been afraid of. Still am. Probably because I despise Halloween.
Still, I got a great laugh out of reading that.
Mash...the lad wasn't referring to the TV show, was he? |
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| "It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:43 pm |
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Most of you are probably too young to know what a woman meant when she slapped a man for being "fresh" and said, "You masher!" |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:56 pm |
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/\/\ I'm too old, and I never heard that!
My mate Edmundo works in a lab. Whenever he mentions it, I think of the first line of Monster Mash:
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I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the Mash |
Ed tells me he does engineering and stuff in his lab. I have this mental image of labs being full of bubbling glassware, very high voltages, and bats heads being sewn onto cats bodies and stuff, but he swears its nothing like that.
Maybe it's because I only ever see them in horror films. |
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:12 pm |
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Mash is the first step to making most liquor goodness like whisky, burbon etc. |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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