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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:13 am

vpmanchester wrote:

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Simba
Moderator

When did this happen? sorry I cannot associate with you any longer that is bad for my 'rep' Laughing

My first week on the job ma'am.... Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:44 am

@ Simba: Togo lad who had tried my Flextel number:

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The number you sent to me is not your country number.it look like nigeria number ok

MTN now has numbers that begin with 070 followed by 8 numbers. It may look like a Nigerian number to him (but how would a nice boy in Togo know that is beyond me Laughing

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Just tell your dull boy to dial whatever international dialing code he uses for England and then punch in the number and be in awe of technology Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:24 am

@Sleepless - Well he is actually a Nigerian living in Togo, this is why he is so delighted about meeting our girl in Abuja.
So I guess that he recognises the 070 from calling family, hopefully to tell them that he was a westy maga on the hook.... Wink

Thanks for the explanation about MTN.
I knew that you'd have the answer..... Very Happy

BTW - This mugu was once called Mr Chukwu, (see below Safari

for his exploits to date)
Now he is using the name of Mr Ojo, so it would be nice to get him on his best safari yet.... Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:33 pm

R!ch@rd M@rtins may call to provide instructions on how to use moneygrab or westan onion.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:54 pm

@ 7 o' 9
Barrister Richard has indeed phoned although a mighty short explanation.

http://media.putfile.com/BarristerExplains-WUwav

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I have no idea what is being said here, but it has 2 lads talking
http://media.putfile.com/LadsChatting

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:48 pm

TY, VP

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:46 pm

I had a conversation with a Barrister from Lome Togo and he seems to know 'who I am' (whoever I may be) and wants me to contact you (whoever you may be) about filling out an application. I managed to keep him going for almost 5 minutes Laughing

On this occasion I played nice
http://media.putfile.com/ApplicationFromLomeTogo

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:08 pm

VP:

You should be getting a call from a Mr.J0hnst0n looking for a Phyll1s S-y-p-h
He wants to discuss the fees related to my lotto winnings and why he couldn't read the receipt I emailed him. Abuse at will!! Evil or Very Mad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 1

A Reverand/Doctor Adams William should be calling to help me understand how to get his box. My family is staying with me and they may not want to give me the phone (long story).

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 27

I'm sending the animal scammer your way. She is offering to sell me Wild , but I think she has forgotten or gotten confused, so if she offers Zebras, feel free to tear her a new one. Frankly I don't know why she is so eager to talk.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

She's anxious to talk because she is getting it in all holes. I'm buying New Guniea Pigs, and making her fill out all sort of paper work.

Make sure your pets are all vaccinated, and have any other forms that you need.

She seems to be compliant as long as you offer to send "paperwork" fees along with her reasonable shipping terms... Embarassed

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 27

I am asking for urine samples, but keeping her hooked by reminding her that $1000 deposit is incredibly cheap for such a rare beast!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 8

either a Tai Leeor Tai Yeung might be dropping your way. Just say that the fabric deal is off unless he/she fully cooperates. Then slam the line. Thanks Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:25 pm

Call for Veronica, I am quite sure I have spoken to this lad before?? I asked a few questions and was confused over his accent a little Laughing

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1042678953.wav

I hope this audio host works, let me know if it doesn't as putfile seems to be not working and Zshare is down for maintainence Sad

WTF is going on with them?

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 146

Hi, J4n3y 4ppl3ton will be giving this number to D3v0n Cl4r4vin if that’s ok- he's trying to get some art shipped to me in a typical shiver style (business is the 4lumni 4ssoci4tion of 4rts) and it’s about scholarships.

D3v0n is very patient so I suggest delay rather than being too mean.

J4n3 has no regular working pattern. As this is ‘my personal number’, if you would happen to be my ditsy sister and I popped to the shops or whatever (you might even want to search the house to see if I’m in).

If he calls at the weekends and you get it then slap him good. He has been repeatedly told not to call at weekends and that I need some time for myself to find myself a husband as I am still a spinster (at mid 20’s).

During the week I have many site visits, but irregular ones, and can’t take a mobile with me. I am not in the office much, popping in and out as needed. Again I would suggest looking for a pen and paper to take a message. I’d be interested in how long he stays on the phone with no word.

Thanks.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:00 pm

@ Aryieo

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If he calls at the weekends and you get it then slap him good

Me thinks you need to read my terms and conditions on page 1 Laughing

No problem, I am best at playing ditsy and nosy and I usually try to be as (un)helpful as possible and if they turn nasty well I just cannot help that Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 146

vpmanchester wrote:

Me thinks you need to read my terms and conditions on page 1 Laughing

*Shrugs* Whatever you can do would be appreciated, but on page 1 it says 'mostly voicemail' so I didn't know if you picked up if bored.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:53 pm

"Charles" might call for dirrector smith. He is teetering on going to the luxurious 5imba Safari Camp.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:05 pm

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He is teetering on going to the luxurious 5imba Safari Camp.

Oh goody, That's my favorite camp!! Laughing

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Only one call today from same lad as yesterday wanting veronica. He told me to check my email Rolling Eyes

not much of a convo so I have not posted the audio.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:52 am

vpmanchester wrote:

Call for Veronica...

Nice 5 minute+ credit burn. TY VP Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:52 pm

^^Yeah, he is a talker Laughing

missed him today so he left a voicemail, well he thought the voicemail was going to go and get me to the phone apparently Laughing

Yours seems to be the only lad phoning lately, is there anything you want me to tell him or just keep playing blonde?

http://media.putfile.com/HelloooVeronika

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:40 pm

Just keep playing "blonde". He doesn't like Veronica's abrupt email style either.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

An Osas Henry will be calling. He wants me to travel instead of sending the money by bank transfer. Explain to him that the problem was on his end not mine and that my accountant will not allow me to send money to this account. I want to new one.....smile

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:21 pm

There will be a Miss Nancy Martins calling regarding taking out funds in a trunk box guarded by a security company in the Ivory Coast. She needs to try to speak to somebody on the phone regarding this before taking my characters detail to the security company.

My characters name is Christopher Baker, a man living in London. So, maybe a suspicious wife would be good answering the phone? Wink

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:31 pm

VP, a lad called D@nj3lle Den3ny0h may call regarding the trifling sum of 45.5 million Untied State Dallar.

It's a NOK scam where the lad has offered Veronica a measly 30%.
If possible, try arguing for not less than 95% as the money was bequeathed by the late uncle. To keep this lad busy, insist on receiving copies of the death certificate, autopsy report and Uncle's Last Will and Testament.

tia

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