Hitman/LoveLad/ Nigerian FBI !!! (NSFW - Language) UPDATE

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:31 am

Shin Pyro Kumar-Hitman
An1ta P3cker - Baiter

Rcv'd July 5, 2008
This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it's the situation. the problem is, if i do'nt KILL YOU somebody else will. i have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer.It's someone I believe you call a friend, Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do, this is the 1st time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job. I took pity on you,that is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.

NOTE : keep this matter extraordinary confidential.
contact me on my email address

my reply
Plyro
Perhaps this is a mistake?!? I have harmed no one!!!
Anita

HEY
I DONT CARE BUT HEAR THIS IT MIGHT BE WHOM YOU SOMUCH TRUST AND RELY ON BUT THE DETAILS ARE NOT TO BE TOLD FOR NOW....THE FACT IS THAT YOU WERE NOT KILLED BUT YOU COULD BE DEAD ALSO IF YOU CANT STOP IT IN THE NEXT 72HRS ANY WAY I NEED YOU TO GO ABOUT WITH THIS DETAILS AND MAKE THIS PAYMENT FOR DETAILS OF MY EMPLOYER SO U TAKE A LEGAL ACTION...I AM A PROFFESIONAL I DONT TAKE MONEY HERE IN THE STATE BUT LET IT BE SENT TO MY BOYS IN AFRICA I RESPECT MY INSTINTS......OR DIE HARD ..HERE ARE THE DETAILS..MAKE A PAYMENT TO THOSE DETAILS VIA WESTERN UNION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

NAME:CHRISTIAN NGBEKEN

ADDRESS:22 SAPKOBA ROAD BENIN CITY

COUNTRY NIGERIA

GO NOW AS YOU SEE THIS MAIL AND WE WILL HAVE TALK ON HOW THIS SHIT WILL BE WORKED OUT AND MAKE A HIGH PAYMENT FOR MY EMPLOYER TO BE EXECUTED........

WAITING.............I WATCH YOU AROUND LIKE SHIT DONT THINK YOU ARE ALONE

GOODLUCK

my reply
Shin
Okay. Understood
Anita

NOW LISTEN
MAKE SURE THIS PAYMENT IS MADE IN THE MORNING
AND SEND ME THE PAYMENT DETAILS IN YOUR RESPOND TO THIS MAIL......DONT KEEP ME WAITING

my reply
Pyro
You have not told me how much...are you sure you know what you are doing?
Anita

HEY

YOU SEND 2,000 POUNDS AND NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT AND ONCE YOU SEE

THIS MAIL GO AND SEND IT AND RETURN ME WITH THE SCAN COPY OF THE WESTERN UNION IMMEDIATELY THEN I WILL TELL U WHAT TO DO!

DONT WASTE MY TIME!

my reply
Shin
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
We don't have pounds here (except for weight... like a pound of butter) We use dollars
Anita

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:49 am

rcv'd July 7, 2008
HMM OKAY GO AND SEND 3,000 DOLLARS NOW AND DONT WASTE MY TIME THIS TIME

NOTE:DONT FOR GET TO SEND ME A SCAN COPY OF THE WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM DETAILS

my reply
Shin Pryo
Where the fuck am I supposed to get 3000 dollars at? By tomorrow?!
I'm sorry, but you've got me scared shitless. I cannot raise any more than $1000 by Wednesday. The $3000 I will not be able to get until next Monday.
Let me know if this is agreeable, please
Anita

I WILL TAKE THAT FOR HUMAN SAKE U CAN GO AHEAD AND SEND THE $1000 AND SEND ME THE SCAN COPY OF IT

my reply
shin pylo
Thank you, that is very human of you. I will send you the scan of the $1000 tomorrow
Anita

July 9, 2008
Mr. Pylo

Here is the scan copy of the $1000 I got from my bank account

(I inserted a photo of a $1000 bill)

Anita

Did not hear from him so I sent

Pylo
I have sent you the scan you requested..now what? I wish to get on with my life, and frankly, to get rid of you and your threatening manner. You frighten me, and I don't like it!!!
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW DAMMIT??!!!
Anita

SUBJECT lINE: WHAT FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU?
ARE YOU OKAY? I SAID YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY TO ME VIA MONEYGRAM OR WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AND SCANE ME THE PAYMENT SLIP NOT THE SCAN COPY OF THE MONEY....HUH..NOW GO TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE AND SEND THE MONEY TO THOSE DETAILS GIVEN TO YOU AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS FOLLOWING DETAILS......

SENDERS FULL NAME:..........

ADDRESS:....................

PHONE:..........................

COUNTRY:........................

RECIEVERS NAME:..........................

ADDRESS:...................................

COUNTRY:...............................
REFERENCE NUMBER OR MTCN:.......................

QUESTION AND ANSWER:.....................

MAKE SURE ALL THIS DETAILS ARE SENT TO ME WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

AND DONT SEND ME A NAUGHTY SCAN COPY OF MONEY GO NOW AND DONT GET ME MAD AGAIN

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:51 am

my reply
Pylo

I have tried to send the money, but Western Union ( 3 locations) has told me they will NOT allow U.S. citizens to transfer money to your country because of some gangsters tricking honest people out of money by claiming to have millions of dollars for them
I have told them repeatedly that this was not like that, and that I URGENTLY needed to send this money ..( I have all $3000 now)
(I DID NOT TELL THEM WHY, SO DON'T GET PISSED OFF!!)
The managers at all 3 locations said that YOU the receiver of the funds, would have to fill out some security forms they gave me, and either mail them back to me, or email them back to me after you complete them, so I could bring them back to them.
Please don't get angry with me, as I am really trying to get this thing taken care of. Do you want me to e-mail the forms to you, or send them regular postage mail?

Anita

NOW LISTEN
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE INQUIRY ABOUT THIS THAT WHY I DID NOT RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.....NOW GO TO A MONEY GRAM OUTLET NO MORE WESTERN UNION AND SEND TO THE MONEY TO UK TO MY CLIENT THERE IN UNITED KINGDOM NO MORE AFRICA HERE ARE THE DETAILS YOU WILL BE SENDING THE MONEY TO

NAME: ABRAHAM HOLT

ADDRESS: LONDON UK

THEN YOU DO IT AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THOSE DETAILS NEEDED
FAST AND DON'T KEEP ME WAITING

my reply
Pylo Shen
There are NO Moneygram stations here..just WESTERN UNION. And they remember me from yesterday. Can't you just come and get the money for Pete's sake?? I can stick it in an envelope out by the swing or something.?
And don't be getting pissed off at me. If your fucking country wasn't filled with ass sucking con men, I could send you your damn money by Western Union without the cock sucking security forms!!! If you're too fucking lazy to fill out a couple of forms, you must not be much of a killer!
Do you want to pick the money up at my house, or do you want the damn forms?
Anita

NOW HERE AM JUST GOING TO MAKE THIS LAST CONTACT TO YOU...
I GUESS THIS ONE I WILL MAKE MY FUCKING MOVE TOWARDS YOU IF I DONT GET A BETTER RECIEPT FOR THIS PAYMENT...HERE ARE MY FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT GO AND MAKE THE PAYMENT INTO THESE BANK ACCOUNT AND SEND ME THE FUCKING
PAYMENT SLIP NOW.....

BANK OF CHINA TAIZHOU BRANCH
LUQIAO
SUB-BRANCH ZHEJIANG CHINA
SWIFT CODE:BKCHCNBJ92J
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 453123701880196797
ACCOUNT BENEFICIARY :DAI MEI RONG

THATS IT, NO MISTAKE AND STORIES THIS TIME AROUND
OR ELSE YOU WONT HAVE ME THIS SOFT IN THE LAST HOUR
GET BACK NOW!!!!!

(info sent to Uncle Al Laughing

)

I do not reply to shen pyro, pilo shin...whatever

rcv'd July 16, 2008

HEY YOU DONT WANT TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TO MY BANK ACCOUNT WHAT THE HELL IS FUCKINGLY WRONG WITH YOU......ARE YOU SILLY DONT LET ME WAIT AND YOU HAVE NOT MADE THE PAYMENT INTO THAT FOREIGN ACCOUNT THEN YOU WILL SEE MY WRATH........JOKE WITH ME AND SEE HELL BEHIND YOU SOON!!!!

Again I do not reply

rcv'd July 17, 2008
kool wanna shoot on is that?

my reply
Pilo
Dammit, Shin, just keep cool, dammit.
I'm just a young woman, I don't even have a fucking gun!!!
PLEASE just calm down and let me do this, okay?
I have to get my bank to convert the dollars into Chinese Yen, or whatever it is they use there!!! Then it will be done!!
Just back off, calm down and relax!!! If you kill me now, you won't get the money. Just give me until tomorrow, PLEASE???
calm down please okay????!!!!

Anita

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:03 am

Shen Pyro then sent me an email from another addy,('for security reasons') Ms. Anita was greatly confused and Mr. Pyro was greatly angered at her confusion...about 8 emails back and forth on that little episode, and the story continues....

July 18 2008

THATS ME AGAIN IS SAME SHEN PYRO KUMAR I DON'T WANT TO KEEP REPEATING MYSELF OKAY JUST SEND ME THE SLIP FOR THE PAYMENT WHICH IS MADE INTO MY FOREIGN ACCOUNT FOR VERIFICATION AND THINGS GET GOING AND STOP ASKING ME SOME QUESTIONS HERE

GET IT AND DONT WASTE MY TIME HERE

WAITING!!!!

my reply
Pylo
Okay, will do first thing Monday morning when my bank opens. Should I send the details to this address, or the other one?
Anita

July 19 2008
NOW LISTEN THIS TIME AROUND YOU HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER WESTERN UNION OUTLET AND SEND IT MONDAY MORNING AND GET ME EVERY NECCESARY DETAILS I WILL BE REQUIRING FOR MY BOYS TO PICK IT UP IN NIGERIA.......

SENDERS NAME:...................
ADDRESS:...........................
PHONE:.....................
COUNTRY:.....................

RECIEVERS NAME:.............NGBEKEN CHRISTIAN
ADDRESS:.......14 TOM MAKWE STREET ASABA DELTA STATE
COUNTRY:...............NIGERIA
AMOUNT:......................
MTCN:....................
QUESTION:....WHO IS GOD
ANSWER:.......JESUS

FILL IN THE REST OF THE DETAIL BELOW AND USE THE REST FOR THE FORM AND GET BACK TO ME MONDAY MORNING................I HAVE GOTTEN SOFT ENOUGH ALL THIS IS BECAUSE OF PETE

NOW LISTEN IF ALL THIS DONT WORK OUT WITH WESTERN UNION YOU PAY DIRECT TO THE BANK ACCOUNT AND MUST THAT THIS PAYMENT MUST BE MADE MONDAY MORNING AND DONT LET ME GET MAD AT YOU!!!!!!!!

my reply
Shin
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!
YOU SAID TO SEND IT TO A BANK ACCOUNT, YOU STUPID FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE ALREADY GOT THAT SET UP TO HAPPEN
NOW YOU WANT ME TO DO WESTERN UNION AGAIN????????

'................I HAVE GOTTEN SOFT ENOUGH ALL THIS IS BECAUSE OF PETE'

WHO THE FUCK IS 'PETE' THAT YOU GOT SOFT OVER????? IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?? Wink

IF YOU WANT THIS $3000, YOU BETTER GET BACK TO ME CHOP-CHOP AND TELL ME WHICH WAY YOU AND PETE WANT ME TO DO THIS!!

Anita

from Shen Pyro July 21 2008

HEY BUDDY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SHOUTING AT?
NOW GO AHEAD WITH WHICH EVER MEANS YOU WANT.......IF YOU WANNA PUT IT THROUGH BANK ACCOUNT FINE IF YOU ALSO WANNA DO IT BY WESTERN UNION FINE ALSO BOTH OPTIONS ARE ACCPETED....NOW GO AND STOP BARKING LIKE A DOG...........
AM HERE 24/7 WAITING FOR YOUR UPDATE TODAY!!!!

my reply
I was shouting at you!! Did you not understand that?
You threaten to kill me if I do not do things JUST SO, then you change your mind like a little boy who has to make water First one foot then the other!!!
I will go to the bank tomorrow
Anita

July 23 2008 Laughing

(way to go, Uncle Al clapping

) I write
Pylo shin
MY bank has informed me that YOUR bank account does NOT exist.....what the fuck is that all about?
Please fwd the CORRECT information, so I can get you off my ass
Anita

oops forgot this one Embarassed

from Pyro
GOOD I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THERE IS A TECHINICAL PROBLEM IN THE BANK OF CHINA

JUST GO AHEAD AND MAKE THE TRANSACTION BY WESTERN UNION BY THOSE EALIER DETAILS GIVEN TO YOU AND DO IT TODAY ALRIGHT?

WAITING!!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:45 am

rcv'd July 23 2008
HEY
HERE OTHER OF MY ACCOUNT NO NEED FOR WESTERN UNION AGAIN
I ALWAYS HAVE A WAY OF DOING THINGS AND I DONT GET FUCKED ('n'-word) I GOT A UNITED STATE ACCOUNT HERE FOR YOU TO SEND THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY AND SORRY FOR THE INCONVINIENCIES WHICH COST YOU ALOT OF TIME
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING STURBON THATS THE REASON FOR YOUR WRONG DOINGS
HERE IS THE ACCOUNT AND LOCATION FOR YOU TO MAKE THE PAYMENT AND IT SHOULD BE MADE TODAY OKAY!!!!!!!BELOW

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
1,MEDSON SQUARE GARDEN Rolling Eyes

NEW YORK
SWIFT CODE:SCBLGHAC
ACCOUNT NUMBER:8700203493300
BENEFICIARY: PROPEL LTD

THATS IT ALL AND MAKE SURE NO QUESTIONS AND MAKE THE FUCKING PAYMENT RIGHT AWAY NOW!!!!!
GET BACK TO ME WITH THE PAYMENT SLIP FOR CONFIRMATION!!!!!

(Bank is actually in Ghana - reported to Alan, again)

my reply
Shin
Why do you call me 'n-word'?? I am a middle-aged WHITE woman, and I do not believe ANYONE should be called that name, anyway!! I have attached my photo...please verify that I am truly the woman you were hired to assasinate. If not, then perhaps we can forget this whole unfortunate incident, and we both can move on with our lives!!!!
Anita

July 24 2008
HEY
HAHAHA YOU REALLY THINK AM STUPID ...........LISTEN UP
IN MY SLANS TALK I ALWAYS HAVE THAT INCLUDED AND WHEN I AM UPSET I INCLUDE THAT IN MY WORDS.....THATS SHOULD NOT BE A DAMM PROBLEM HERE
NW GET GOING AND FINISH UP AND STOP HAVING THAT SILLY MIND OF YOURS ON THE BACK.......AM WAIING...I WISH TO SEE YUR LAST MAIL TO BE RECIEVED WITH THE PAYMENT SLIP ATTARCHED.....
DONT KEEP ME WAITING
GOT NO MUCH TIME ANY MORE AND NO MORE QUESTIONS OKAY
GET GOING NOW!!!

my reply
Pilo
Well it IS a problem to me!!!!! I will NOT instruct my bank to do business with YOUR bank until you apologize for using that word!!! I AM SERIOUS!!
NO APOLOGY = NO MONEY!!
If you wish this money to be placed in your account you have to apologize, and it damn well better be sincere...YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
Anita

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:23 am

I love it! You are demanding that a hitman apologize to you! And I won't be surprised to see that he does just that.

You are beginning to sound like some strict teachers I had as a kid.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:34 am

rcv'd July 25 2008

Subject line SORRY SORRY SORRY
AM SORRY !!!!!!!!
THEN GET GOING!!!!!!
MAKE SURE ALL THIS ARE DONE FAST AND GET BACK TO ME!!!!

Wow..such heartfelt sincerity almost brings a tear to my eye

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:14 pm

there's some funny stuff in there. nice job.

I love the hitmen baits.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:56 pm

"I cannot raise any more than $1000 by Wednesday"
It's surprisingly easy to beat them down. I wonder what the smallest amount one of the bastards would take?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 3

Another good one for "THE MUGU SCAMANASTICS" Laughing

I Liked it when ya told the scamster you could only send 1000 and he needed to fill out WU security forms to get it ! Exclamation

then the snafoo at his bank LOL then to have him say he was sorry !! Exclamation

Bravo Bud !! Exclamation

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:16 pm

Quote:

I ALWAYS HAVE A WAY OF DOING THINGS AND I DONT GET FUCKED

He is this time Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:34 pm

July 26 2008
Anita writes
Pyro
Thank you for that apology. I feel much better about this now. Since it is past closing time for the bank when I write this, It will be first thing Monday morning before we can conclude this terrible business.
After the payment is received by your bank, will you tell me who has put out the contract on my life???
I've got a pretty good idea who it is, but I do not want to sic my brothers on him until you verify his identity. Can you do that (after you receive the money, of course) or would that violate some sort of
"Killer" Code of Honor? I don't want to offend your sense of ethics!!! But will you tell me??

Anita

Pyro replies

IS OKAY BUT ACTUALLY IS AGAINST MY CODE OF CONDUCT
BUT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD GIRL I WILL BUT
ONLY THAT I WILL BE USED AND PAID IF ANY RISE OF PAYING MY EMPLOYER BACK FOR HIS INTENDING ACT TOWARDS YOU!!!! I WILL TELL YOU IMMEDIATELY THE PAYMENT IS CONFIRMED AND RECIEVED.THATS NOT A PROBLEM AND ALSO KNOW AM ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU AS SAME IF ANY THING ARISES........WE ARE FRIENDS NOW BUT I CAN BE MORE DAGEROUSE IF TRIED TO BE DOUBLE-CROSSED..........GET BACK TO ME WITH THE PAYMENT DETAILS MONDAY MORNING!!!!!!

my reply
Shin
Thank you for the offer of friendship
Since you are in the States until Monday when the bank business is done, perhaps you should attend some of the 'self-help' seminars that are prevalant throughout this country...Let's face it, your people skills are below average.
All that cursing, threatening, and TYPING WITH THE CAPS LOCK on are signs of an unhappy person.
Did you have an abusive mother perhaps, or maybe erectile dysfunction is causing you to be so angry towards women?
You can get help with these things if you truly want to.
Sometimes just discussing these problems in a group setting, along with others who are suffering from the same problems, is a good start on the road to recovery. I'm sure that if you can get in touch with your feminine side you can become a somewhat socially acceptable human being
Let me know what city you are in and I'll do a web search for seminars being held in your area
Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Quote:

Did you have an abusive mother perhaps, or maybe erectile dysfunction is causing you to be so angry towards women?
You can get help with these things if you truly want to.
Sometimes just discussing these problems in a group setting, along with others who are suffering from the same problems, is a good start on the road to recovery. I'm sure that if you can get in touch with your feminine side you can become a somewhat socially acceptable human being

That almost cost me a keyboard!!! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:44 pm

I'm baiting the same idiot. although i think he's dropped me today Sad

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:13 pm

I emailed him earlier today claiming to be a scared 10 year old girl who didn't have $8000.
Which got the terse reply "HEY HOW MUCH YOU GOT?" His response to "only $91.37" should be interesting.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:29 am

July 27, 2008
Shen's reply to Anita's offer to help

Dont worry about me i will take care of myself okay just do the shit and let me be!!!!

my reply
Pylo
FINE THEN!!!!!!! I offer you help, and you bite MY hand!?!
" i will take care of myself" ...yeh, I just bet you do!!!
If you'd seek help for your sorry ass people skills, you might be able to hook up with a woman, instead of Rosie Palm and a tube of lube.
I've gone way out on a limb trying to help you, considering the circumstances. Don't expect me to be so sweet in the future. After the bank business tomorrow I don't want you begging for my pity any more! Erectile dysfunction or not, I WANT YOU OUTTA MY LIFE.
Do you understand!!
Anita

p.s. I still expect you to keep your end of the bargain and tell me who put the contract out for you to kill me

July 28, 2008
from Shen
Thanks for All that lady but for Now advice from a lady is not Needed, manybe when The deal is over we Could talk better On that but for the end of the deal of telling you everything when the money is confirmed thats not a problem at all.......Try and trust me for that surely i will
Waiting for your respond with the payment slip attarched to your next mail......

Goodluck woman!!!!

and my reply

Shin
The amount of trust I have in you is difficult to put into words....it is the same now as it was at the beginning of this business.
My bank has unfortunately encountered yet another problem with the transfer information you gave me...please check to make sure all is okay with your end.
Anita

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:10 am

July 29, 2008
from Shen

Yeah i have seing the mistake there in my typing i guess is my keyboard error which has been taken care off now but here is the details again the mistake was a wrong address but here it again copy it now below!!!!

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
1,MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
NEW YORK
SWIFT CODE:SCBLGHAC
ACCOUNT NUMBER:8700203493300
BENEFICIARY: PROPEL LTD

THANKS AND THE ERROR HAS BEEN CORRECTED NOW PLS CHECK AND GO AND MAKE THE PAYMENT I CONFIRMED THE ACCOUNT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG INSTEAD OF MADISON SQARE I PLACED MEDSON SQARE THATS THE MISTAKE
IS OKAY NOW WAITING FOR YOU!!!!!

my reply
Shen
What the hell is wrong with you?? My bank told me that Medison/Madison Square has nothing to do with the problem. AND the said there is no bank in New York with that Swift thing.!!!
They charge me every time I have them try to transfer my money to one of your bogus bank accounts...did you realize that?!? That makes it something like $12.74 that you owe me!
Please put the damn crack pipe down, and give me the CORRECT information. I am growing tired of your shenanigans.
Anita

I heard nothing back from him today, which is unusual. So I wrote:

Shen
1) What is going on with your bank account? My bank still insists that you account is non-existent. The people there look at me like I'm stupid..it's embarassing!!!!
2) I received an e-mail from a mean man named Coleman today, demanding I pay HIM. Is he one of your men, or have you been taken off the case? Or should I send him the $3000, so he can forward it to you???
Anita

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:14 am

July 31 2008
from Shen
subject line SORRY FOR THE DELAY!!!!

See like i told you they was nothing wrong with your account and you should send nobody any money saying he is from me unless is me talking to you .....Understand?
is a technical problem my account is on for now but now we have to change the means for the transaction you have to do something in replacement of those money
here is what you have to do
1.GO AND BUY 2 LAPTOP WITH THE MONEY AND
GOOD PRODUCT AND BUY IT TODAY WITH MONEY AND GET BACK TO ME THEN I WILL GIVE YOU DETAILS ON HOW AND WERE YOU WILL COURIER IT TO WITH FEDEX OR DHL BUT FIRST MAKE SURE YOU BUY IT TODAY IN MY NAME
GET BACK TO ME

SORRY AGAIN FOR THE DELAY AND DONT LISTEN TO ANY OTHER MAIL OKAY!!!

my replies

Shen
I'll go shopping today!!...what fun!!!! I will get back with you later with what I found, so you can choose which models suit your needs the best.
I'm not sure I understand the part where you say "buy it today in my name"..
am I supposed to charge the computers to your bank account?
Anita

and later

Shin
I finally found some laptops I think you will like...they're soooo cute!! Here's the link:
http:// link to online computer store

They have some really nice options (that I don't understand..like MB's and RAM and stuff) and some really cool colors
Anyway pick out the colors and options you want, and I'll get things set up
Anita

p.s. I got another e-mail from that Coleman guy, threatening me. I did not answer it. Can you tell him to leave me alone? Please?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 28

Quote:

You have not told me how much...are you sure you know what you are doing?
Anita

Are you sure you know what you are doing? - EPIC.

I wonder what would happen if you tell one of these "hitman"-lads something along the lines of : "Thank God! My wife left me she took the kids, so please kill me ASAP and just collect your money for it!"

Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:33 am

I tried something similar. He said if i wasn't so stubborn i'd still be married. Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:35 pm

@SamSpudz

@bobby kay - Oh, goodie! You can use one of our 419eater-certified 100% risky-free courier services. They're much cheaper than FedEx or DHL, and every bit as reliable.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:39 pm

Lol. Nice. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:36 am

Aug 1, 2008
from Shen
Good ones there okay thats fine go and buy it then and send to this address to my friend in nigeria today as well by DHL or FEDEX COURIER SYSTEM
AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE TRACKING NUMBER TO TRACK IT ONLINE OKAY
Adreess below
NO:35 queen street boji boji agbor delta state nigeria
Recievers name: DON OYABA TURIDODO

PLS GET BACK TO ME WITH THE TRACKING INFORMATION TO SEE HOW IS GOING OKAY!!!!

AS FOR THE PERSON SENDING YOU MAIL I WILL WARN HIM AND IF HE DONT LISTEN I WILL SEND MY BOYS ON HIM BUT MEANWHILE DONT RESPOND TO HIM HE WONT DO ANYTHING STUPID
JUST GET GOING AND BUY THE COMPUTER

my reply
WHOA!!!!!! Hold your horses, Cisco!!

1) I've got some math to figure out first, before I place the order. I mean it started out you wanted $3000, but then you were okay with $1000, which means I owe you $2000. Minus the $12.74 bank fees I was charged for trying to send funds to an inoperable account ( 2 of them actually) which rounds out to approx. $75.00. That means the 2 computers you want me to buy have to come in at just under $1500 ea. which works out to approx. $4500 plus tax, which is way more than the $2000 we agreed upon in the beginning...I mean, you're charging me triple the amount we agreed upon, right??
The only way around this is for me to order the 'Flamingo Pink" color option, and the 9 inch screen lo-res thing with the 4 kb hard disk, and 5 inch floppy boot diskette. That should lower the total to about $1795.23, which is pretty much in the ball-park
Before I proceed, is this all okie-dokie artichokie with you?

2) Thanks for warning off that Coleman guy...he hasn't bothered me since!!! I hate dick heads like that!!!!

3) Did you get your bank accounts fixed? If so we can just go that route instead of the laptops

Anita

I figure 3 to 1 odds that he'll say GOOD JUST DO IT!!!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:46 am

August 2, 2008
From Shen
Subject line: MAKE THE ORDER TODAY!!!!!!

Hello Anita
I Agree on the type of computer and all that which you say so i will want you to make the order now and no further delay ...then after that you send me the tracking details for the order you have made and i will check on its arrival
am waiting for your respond with the tracking details of the courier and as for that coleman he has been dealt with and he wont contact you again but if he does tell me he will then have to pay the ultimate price for disobeying me!!!!
JUST BE NICE AND GET BACK TO ME NOW
AND GET BACK TO ME

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:43 pm

He believes in http://www.freewebs.com/livingstonshipping/index.htm and the tracking number CDXIX/914419 I gave him for the $50 I sent him yesterday.

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