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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:24 am |
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^^^ How's that? Better? |
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:31 am |
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Yes, thank you. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:13 am |
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Line crossed, thread split. Slightly, never join the Samaritans. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:45 am |
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^^^ Can't remember who said it, but he used to phone the Samaritans as a suicide case and blubber down the phone at them.
After 5 minutes of this, he would fire a shotgun in the air and throw a sherry trifle at the wall and then listen to the panic at the other end of the phone. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:26 pm |
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I heard tell you are the only one they hang up on |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:59 pm |
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I work in a call center, and can't stand it when people argue with me. Sometimes I wish I could argue back. I also can't stand the people who can't follow directions. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:20 pm |
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^^That can be extremely aggravating. I supervised a team of call center agents and customers always knew better than the agent did, yet the customer was the one calling for help. As the boss, I had to take escalation calls from angry customers. Argumentative customers was the biggest stress that my agents had to deal with besides meeting metrics and SLA. |
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Bruce Banner
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 189
Location: On the run from General Ross
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:40 pm |
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Speaking of call centers... I'm reminded of years ago when I wasted 45 cell phone minutes talking to my broadband provider's tech center. They kept telling me to do the same thing over and over again to get the modem working, varying the instructions by spelling the commands and such. I kept telling them it was not working. I hung up after 45 minutes of this crap and somehow fixed the problem shortly after on my own... needless to say, their advice never would have gotten the damn thing working. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:45 pm |
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Unfortunately tech agents in some call centers are not given sufficient training or have knowledge of the product that they support. A lot of centers (India comes to mind) have scripts where the tech support person is reading you directions from their computer screen. This happens all over through. |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:51 pm |
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sheboppe wrote: |
customers always knew better than the agent did, yet the customer was the one calling for help |
How could I forget those callers?
Me: No, ma'am, I can't help you do that. That's like forging a signature.
Caller: But my daughter doesn't know how to do it!
Me <thinking>: And you're calling the helpline because...? |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:38 am |
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I am quoting this from the website www.notalwaysright.com. It is a collection of [stupid] customer quotes posted by people working in the service industry.
This one is my favorite. It had me laughing for a good hour afterwords.
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Title: That’s Assuming If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood
(This was my last week at a very lousy sales job working for a major jewelry manufacturer that deals exclusively with jewelers on a screened account basis.)
Me: “Thank you for calling *****. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I need a price check on a diamond.”
(We go through a drawn out process of finding the stone he wants, a large carat, high grade diamond. I quote him the price in the system.)
Customer: “That can’t be right! That’s too expensive!”
Me: “It’s the price I have in the system, sir. If you like, we can look for a different piece?”
Customer: “NO! It has to be that one! Are you sure that’s the right price?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “Are you absolutely certain?”
Me: “Absolutely, sir.”
Customer: “And that’s in dollars, right?”
(At this point, I’m fed up and not really concerned with whether I get fired or not at this point. I answer in my most sincere deadpan.)
Me: “No, sir. That’s in woodchucks. We deal exclusively in fresh, live woodchucks.”
(I hear a bark of laughter from one of the call monitoring agents on the next row, which gets even louder when the customer asks if I’m serious.)
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People are seriously stupid. And annoying. I have gotten a call from the same telemarketer at least 10 times in the last 3 months on my cell phone. It's about car insurance and says "Warning! Your car insurance is about to run out!" Yeah, well...I don't have a car. So I pressed one to speak to a live representative. After they said hello, in my calmest most deadpan voice, I said "Stop calling me you sh*t eating goatf*cker." And hung up.
I feel a bit bad about it now though I have asked them not to call. And afterwords I went online and got myself put on the Do-not-call Registry. But still....ten times is incredibly excessive. I should also mention, if you don't pink up they leave you an automated message in your voicemail that sounds so tense and high pressured. It's like they are calling to tell you that your grandmother just got ran over by a runaway lawnmower. It's really annoying. And really unnecessary. |
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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