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Newdonym
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:53 pm |
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Oh sure make me feel bad for having written (but not posted) the letter.... you all are probably right. |
I was gonna ask for a scan of the note for http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/, but if you're not posting it then i guess i won't bother. |
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 64
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:08 am |
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Tell them that you lost a box trunk with $3.5M in their yard and they can have 15% if they help you find it. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:23 am |
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Now, be nice to thy neighbor. I suggest that you leave a nice but simple greeting card with a note inside on their door as mentioned previously. |
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Gnasher
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:07 am |
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Or spray the words "Mow Me" in weedkiller (bleach works well too). But that would be vandalism and since they know you are the person who wants the grass cut I doubt you'd get away with it. |
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GeorgeBush
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:20 am |
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My neighbor was a problem for a long while - just didn't care, or perhaps it was too much trouble. I would partially mow his shabby yard, since any weed seeds would simply cause me trouble later.
Eventually, he bought a riding mower and now often cuts our shared section (between driveways). Good karma... |
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:40 am |
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Or spray the words "Mow Me" in weedkiller (bleach works well too). But that would be vandalism and since they know you are the person who wants the grass cut I doubt you'd get away with it. |
Salt, boiling water work too...
I am actually with Sheboppe (and a couple of other, but SB scares me) a card and some nice words are the better way to go!
This is why SB scares me, she sent me this:
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sheboppe
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:21 am |
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@Paranoid, I have always told you that I'm watching you. Now you have proof.
Regarding the discussion on The Man's neighbors, it's fun to joke about rotten tricks to pull on an undesirable neighbor, but doing that makes you the bad guy, and is very counterproductive.
In 1999 we had a neighbor (we'll call him Fred) in the rental next door. Fred was a drug dealer. We owned our home so there wasn't an option to move elsewhere. There was constant traffic in and out of his place 24/7. At 2:00 one morning, Fred and his cronies decided to remove the siding from the house and nail up 2' x 2' plywood squares, and then nail tar paper over the top of the plywood squares. The place looked so awful, it literally hurt the eyes to look at it. He knocked on our door a lot wanting to visit with us. Weird stuff continued to take place and our lives were very miserable.
We could have gone over there and got in his face, or did any number of rotten things to make him just as miserable; however, that is not how we handle things, and instead of literally fighting back, we decided to take the high road.
To help with blocking out the eyesore of a house next door, hubby and I discussed building a 6' wooden fence between our house and his. Feeling that he would take offense, my approach was to explain that I have allergies to dust (I really do), and that his dirt driveway was causing the dust to fly badly with so much traffic, and a fence was our solution.
He offered to help build the fence.
Things like boom-boom house rattling loud music at all hours started to wear on both of us and our sanity. One day I saw Fred out in his front yard, and his music was doing its usual boom-da-da-boom shaking his house and ours. I asked him nicely if he would come over and listen to something for me. I took him into our house and down the hallway to the back of the house where our sun room was. He asked me if his music was always that loud at our place and I told him that it was. He was actually embarrassed, apologized and never played loud music again.
There were other incidences, but the our approach is what determined the outcome. In the end Fred got evicted. He and his druggie cronies had trashed the rental house, but there wasn't any animosity from any of them toward us whatsoever.
This may not make sense to some, but a decent and friendly approach usually works much better than being onery. |
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maggiemay
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:43 am |
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Sheboppe
I agree with your approach - had the very same problem myself some years ago and when the guy actually stood in my lounge and heard how loud his music sounded the issue was resolved and he never played it so loud again.
People all live differently and have differing standards when it comes to keeping the house and garden looking good, the OP neighbours probably have no idea their lawn is a problem for anyone, so I would just mention it in a polite way ( assuming they will answer the door) and take it from there |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:43 am |
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By all accounts there are a couple of women living there and they appear to be able bodied. |
Could be lesbians.
In which case, long grass is OK as long as it doesn't obscure any of their windows and is actually beneficial as it will give you a better hiding place from which to watch. |
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Wright B Hindyou
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:57 am |
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Wait till dead o' night at full moon and make crop circles in it... |
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The Man
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:14 pm |
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alright, I'll post a NICE note today to their door/in the mail box or what not and see where that gets me. I intended to be nice to them yesterday when I knocked on the door after work, but no answer.
If that does not work I think crop circles is the answer. I'll make them and then call in a tip to the local news. At least if we cannot get them to mow we can have some excitement in the neighborhood!
@slightly - trust me you would NOT want to see that action if they are in fact lesbians. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:25 pm |
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True. But I know someone who may be interested.
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sheboppe
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:32 pm |
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Errm, topic guys, back to the topic.
The Man wrote: |
alright, I'll post a NICE note today to their door/in the mail box or what not and see where that gets me. |
Hopefully being nice will do the trick. If it doesn't, and you make crop circles, you'll have to live with the outcome. |
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:44 pm |
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If they are renting you could talk to the property owner. If not, call the FBI and tell them there is a P lab there (ya might wanna go anonymous on that). After they have left make some comment to the neighbours about how it was probably the look of the place.
Then tip the FBI off about an abducted child.. etc till the women get the idea.
Yeah, SB is all tree-huggingly touchy-feely (and probably right) but evil is so much more fun.
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sheboppe
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:00 pm |
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GordonBennett wrote: |
Yeah, SB is all tree-huggingly touchy-feely (and probably right) but evil is so much more fun. |
Ah well, being evil is much more fun I know, and I did that when I was younger, but these days people don't take to being treated evilly like they did 'back then.'
In the late 70's I had neighbors from hell, like The Man's, they refused to mow their yard, and used it as a dump for papers.They were just plain obnoxious people. Since they liked a tall lawn, I decided that they could eat it as well. It rained for a couple of weeks, and during that time I took five packets of leaf lettuce seeds and seeded their lawn when they weren't home. It didn't take long before the garden grew, and they freaked. The lettuce lawn garden remained long after they packed up and left. |
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The Man
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:29 pm |
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Well I will give it one more try to be nice tonight and post a letter on their door asking if they need help.
If no reply, crop circles it is! |
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"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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sheboppe
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:25 am |
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Well? Any luck with your neighbors? |
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/\/\ He's still mowing.
Or he knocked and they dragged him in.. 'You got an awful purty mouth...' |
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Where is The Man? Still outside mowing? Or is he drinking in their livingroom? |
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:12 am |
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Ozark Weekly Journal 07/23/2008
SWAT teams surrounded a lonely house in overgrown woodland today after reports of a man being held captive by two female members of a counter revolutionary group vowing to bankrupt the American Lawn Mowing and Manufacturing Industry.
First reports from the scene described an overgrown weed infested yard, with several feral animals observed scuttling about in the wilderness.
Neighbour Mrs. Betty Crocker, 78, said that the man being held captive was the President of the Local Mow Your Lawn Or Die Branch in the area, and had been well respected in the neighbourhood for his penchant for firing shotguns, .45 magnum revolvers, and his efforts to beautify the local area, once known as the place that Hell moved out from.
Sherriff Billy Joe Bob stated that the intention was to safely remove The Man from the confines of the house, then to subject the area to a concerted napalm strike from the local USAF Base. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:45 am |
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^^^ I though it was this one:
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Nanny Ogg
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:59 am |
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I'm sure its just co incidence but have you seen THIS
I do like the bit about voiding the warranty |
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:43 am |
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Well spotted Gytha, it's a good pic ofThe Man too, it's likely he killed his lawnmower doing the *ladies* yard next door |
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The Man
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Buhahahahahha.... love the picture.
Interesting to report, they mowed last night finally. Their lawn was over 9 inches high!
The interesting part is that it is the owners ex-husband that was mowing. So I wonder if she is sick/hurt/disabled.
And as for that picture, I was getting ready for a job interview, I don't usually look that good |
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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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packman
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:28 pm |
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I happen to know Dick Wagner, I used to get a lot of lawn stuff from his place. and that sounds like him. more consurned about the warranty of the lawn mower. he has a weird sense of humor in that way. |
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