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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:52 am

From Phystme just now:

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I am sorry I couldn't reply to your mail yesterday, as I was busy ministering a church out of town. Reverend Miracle, I have received your submitted signature and passed it along to the clergy. I also presented to the clergy my case for Andrew being elevated to Reverend status as well, and they agreed he was deserving, so I have attached his Certificate of Authenticity along with this e-mail. Please do exactly what you did in submitting your Certificate when dealing with submitting Andrew's.

The clergy is VERY worried at Mr. Godspower's tone, and the way he treated us all on the phone call the other day. That was a very expensive call, and they are rather furious with his attitude. There is a large portion of the group that wants to eliminate him for qualification, but apparently Reverend Benjamin has held them off for a bit. He feels very badly for all of the problems that everyone is going through, and said that it was more than likely that Godspower was just getting a bit frustrated over little things he is going through on his journey thus far.

As a side note, now that you are a Reverend in the church, you have been added to the church e-mail list for active Reverends. This means you should start receiving very important e-mails from throughout the TWAT organazation. Being that TWAT is a global organization, you may want to take extra time going through the mail, as it is very bad for any Reverend to possibly miss an important update. This should be activated within two days.

I'm assuming that you have spoken with Reverend Benjamin? He should be there with you very soon, as Eric was able to secure a UM plane to pick him up in Benin.

All the best to you all,

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:32 am

I worry about all these extra clergy, with their differing ideas, and that it might cause a split in the TWAT.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 2

haa at last made it through in 4 days from page 1.
i'm speechless, my cheek muscle aching, my stomach hurt, i created quite a mess here around my desk, leaving my less important work all pile up....

thanks you guys/gals for this best entertainment ever...

4 days and it is still keep going on... i'm baited

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Professor So And So wrote:

From Phystme just now:

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a UM plane

Typo???

Or did you mean that Dover is going to get diverted(UN fly to city 'a', UM fly to city 'b')-maybe to Godspeed's hometown first?

or did you mean um, a plane (type of thing)-me personally i'd just give Dover a pair of angel wings and tell him to flap about widly!!! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:55 pm

Well, on airlines, UM means Unaccompanied Minor - a child travelling alone. Given his whinyness, I'd say Dover qualifies.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 59

jojobean wrote:

I think the "end" of this bait will be a mystery. I am confident that soon we will just no longer hear from them. That will be bittersweet.

I just wanted to say that I've been gone for a while but started reading this thread this morning. I found this post by jojo on page 14 and I still have to read the other 100+ left to go...

I've been laughing my ass off but if there's still another 100 pages to go I can only assume that jojo's prediction was off...

GREAT JOB so far.... I am totally looking forward to continue reading this entire thread...

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:34 pm

I begin to suspect Jojo, YW, and S&S to be very talented con artists, hired by Oga's United LTD. They were given the assignment to make up a fabulous bait in order to keep us away from our baiting activities reading all this. It's about time the mods step in to put an end to this! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 59

Professor So And So wrote:

My sides hurt from laughing. He's one day short of having Sally Struthers behind him talking about the price of a cup of coffee per day. Well, maybe two days, but you know she's not far behind.

I don't know what the rest of this saga has in store but I just spit diet coke all over my monitor...

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:33 pm

Wright B Hindyou wrote:

I worry about all these extra clergy, with their differing ideas

So do I.

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:49 pm

Most churches and religious movements do this on a fairly regular basis.

I do see the point, and opening a bait up to more people does risk turning things away from the writer's original intent. It is a valid concern IMO. Participants would need to be careful what they contributed. Confused

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:05 pm

We will be drafting a clear idea of what we're looking for from the participating clergy members (of which there are many, so no more applicants needed). It will be very important for everyone involved to adhere to what we ask, and we can only hope that participants being allowed to join our bait respect what we ask.

We will have all names/addies compiled tomorrow and everyone involved will receive an e-mail describing what to do, and when to do it.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:23 am

This is quite the amazing bait. So amazing, in fact, that it convinced me to join the 419eater forums.

Keep up the good work, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 11

I have found a t-shirt that's very appropriate, given the cake situation:

http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/video_games/the_cake_is_a_lie.html

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:45 am

Professor,JoJo and YW hope you guys don't mind i have uploaded you guys latest call.Funny thing to note lately,when i am typing something that starts with an ''L'' i get to thinking what in the hell did i just type.Sure as shit when i look back i have typed lad in place of any L word i meant to type Twisted Evil

Fabulous work pure entertainment!!.I normally don't find myself to be a humorous guy but i can't count how many times this thread has broken me up.

Anyways for those who want it,i have uploaded here>>>

http://rapidshare.com/files/131272448/Miracle_Andrew_Godspower_Edited.mp3

or

http://www.mediafire.com/?sjfduo0c9gl

Long live T.W.A.T

File size is 14mb and almost 49 mins long

Edited:For Omission

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:16 pm

Welcome to the new members who just joined! Thanks so much. That really is a huge compliment to us.

I just added a poll to this thread. It will run for 5 days. Action may be taken before then, but we would at least like to get an idea of what people would like to see happen to this so called "Godspower Jessa". I tend to agree with Prof, maybe Dover made a mistake in keeping him. Maybe the next time we speak we will send his sorry arse home.

This just in to Phystme:

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Your Lordship Rev.William,

We also appreciate and celebrate the acceptance and upliftment of Mr.Andrew Ezekiel Omezi in the folds of TWAT. (Is this for real?)

However, we are still believing that Rev.Benjamin was not at Benin because, he did not call us with Benin phone number just like we did when we left our base.

Regards to Mr.Godspower Jessa, We shall advise that you send his travel expenses before he leaves here (BWHWHAHAHAHAHAH). He would be a good TWAT in due time which we shall recommend to you when his recorgnition and conviction is perfect. For now, Mr.Godspower Jessa has the recorgnition but his son has the conviction.

We hope that this prayer will be granted urgent as it will not be a good experience if you did not send his travel expenses before he leaves N'Djamena back to Ghana.

Also attached herein is Mr.Andrew Ezekiel Omezi signed copy of his membership acceptance Form.

Sincerely yours,
Miracle Charles Ndubuisi and Andrew Ezekiel Omezi.

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Miracle/Andrew/AndrewCert.jpg

I wrote this back, from William:

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Indeed Ben was in Benin. The reason that the call came from the same number was because I was the one that called. I put everyone on a conference call, so the number you would have seen would have been from my phone, not Ben's. The number he was using was a +229 country code. I presume that is Benin. Please do not doubt Ben, he is a really honest, hardworking, mature man. You will grow to love him as everyone else has.

In regards to Godspower... I feel that he is not a good TWAT. I trust you and your brother. In fact, we trust you so much that we believe you are going to be some of our must precious TWATs. We have made both of you ministers already. No one EVER makes it into the folds this quickly. You might not comprehend exactly how important this is, but it is huge. No one has ever been made minister as quickly as you and your brother. Godspower has a quick temper, which is not the character that I like. Can you please give me one reason why he has the right to be upset? I would really like to hear why he gets so angry. I want you to give me some information on him. What is your opinion of him? How do you feel about him? Does he get mad at you like he did at us? He really hurt our feelings.

Anyway, thank you for the certificate. This will be filed with the clergy.

I guess Ben has arrived? I have not heard from him, but I got message that he should be there soon.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:41 pm

I think that Miracle and Andrew should be ordered to shun Godspower, and make an oath to that effect. It should be formally announced over the conference line and by email.

Until Godspower does penance for his terrible lack of self-discipline, Miracle and Andrew are forbidden to have anything to do with him in any way.

This may seem hard to enforce, but it's a standard practice with such groups as the Plymouth Brethren and the Exalted Brethren, and it would seem plausible; thus keeping the illusion strong.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:00 pm

Godspower can prove his worth by building the Monument of Faith. It is laid down that a new TWAT should do this. You cut him some slack but that has only shown that he may be lacking in devotion, he should be allowed the chance to carry out the sacred ritual. You do have two Reverend's on site who can adjudicate over the quality of the construction.

It is only fair that he be given the chance.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:12 pm

I agree that Godspower should be given a chance to repent his insolence. I would think as ordained clerics, Miracle and Andrew could perform a TWAT-cleansing ceremony on him.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:29 pm

I am listening to the call from Friday right now. I love how he laughs when I suggest that I break his window.

I lost it when I Godspower first gets on the phone... when asked how he is doing his reponse, "Oh I am fine" is just priceless. For some reason, that is just hilarious.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:41 pm

The 10 minute argument with Godspower is what cracks me up. Just whining about nothing and them everyone blaming everyone else, like little children. Too funny.

I think that he needs to build a after his hurtful outbursts.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:09 pm

I like how he complains about you guys laughing at him "in the background."

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:17 pm

He is the first one to pick up on our laughter. He seems to really be aware. He wasn't accepting our crap. We don't need him there putting bad ideas into the heads of our other TWATs. No way. This is not a good thing. YW suggested that we make him do a pyramid. Obviously, this will set him off and he will be pissed. Then, it's his fault, not ours. Prof also had a hilarious forgiveness ceremony as well. We are still up in the air about what to do.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

On the other hand, if you tell Godspower to go home now it will reinforce to Andrew and Miracle that they had better cooperate and not complain, or they might be sent home. Plus, maybe Godspower will apologize to you, thus enabling you to have him perform some sort of rite of repentence.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:27 pm

I suggest that Godspower be set to Zimbabwe for some training. He could work as an aide for Robert Mugabe and the ZANU-PF guys. There he can go on complaining all day long about how bad everything is. R.M. is known for appreciating discussions with people who think that Zimbabwe is not perfect in every aspect.

He will teach G. how to handle critical situations. Besides G. can practice handling real huge amounts of money. Just today they introduced the new 100 BILLION Z$ banknotes. What are those lousy 200,000$ from TWAT compared to this?

After being coached by the guys of ZANU-PF, G. could return to paradise-like Chad, where he will probably never again show insolent attitude towards anybody.

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:02 pm

jojobean wrote:

He is the first one to pick up on our laughter. He seems to really be aware.

As a visually-impaired person, I can tell you that my sense of hearing is not increased, but I pay more attention to what I hear. This may also be the case with Godspower.

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