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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:34 pm |
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Two lads in my inbox this morning have used "baiterish" excuses to avoid phones... WTF? Well it saves me the trouble anyway 
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| Most Important: I will like this to be so confidential and sincerelity, also bear in mind that can not call you on phone, all our comminucation will be via-email because of my late husband relatives. |
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I wouldn't like you to call me on my Kenyan numbers so as
to avoid the Telecom Interception of our discussions by the present government probing us. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:36 pm |
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^^^You have a Kenyan lad...!!!
Or is it that he is not really where he claims to be, tahst why he can't take a call....  |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:04 pm |
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The first one will be a man, pretending to be a dying widow.
If you get a job (cheque) scam from a 'Chinese' firm, do get your lad to ring and leave a message, I had a lad trying to be Chinese, from the bank of Taiwan, Japan. Priceless. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:05 pm |
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<br>As RC says, the first one is the cancer ridden widow who is too ill to speak to you. Mainly because in reality 'she' is a 'he' and for obvious reasons they want no phone contact.
That is where the barrister comes into play. I have never yet met a female barrister in Ladland. Which gives me an idea. When they introduce the male barrister, tell your original lad that the last male lawyer you engaged screwed up your divorce settlement and you want a female one. That will knacker up his chances of asking you to call his barrister. Unless, of course, he coerces a lady friend to play the part , or he develops a falsetto. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:02 pm |
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| Unless, of course, he coerces a lady friend to play the part , or he develops a falsetto. |
I am sure someone had a lad that tried to pull that stunt.
He sounded like the widow twanky on a bad day... |
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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