*Update* Monument of faith built, pictures are here!!!

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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:44 pm

I've been working this lad for a couple of months, he's finally built the monument of faith and says he has pictures coming. Apparently he has to travel everyday to work on it, which means less time scamming.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=140581

The above link is the thread on his photos and application so far.

Hopefully he'll be up for some travelling in the near future, if he survives his ordainment ceremony.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:50 pm

Excellent! I can't wait to see them. Whatever he sends will probably not be tall enough though I am guessing. Naturally, you think that it is just fine but it is your hardnosed "superior" that will demand that it is completed according to church rules.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:51 pm

I know a great place for him to travel!

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:04 pm

^^^I know you do, that's why I can't wait to turn him over to you for the finishing touches. Laughing

@YeaWhatever: He seems pretty compliant, almost like a lapdog. When he complains or tries to correct me, he promptly apologizes. He is very well educated it seems. Too bad he couldn't have put his education towards something worthwhile. I mentioned his drawing as being very good and he mentioned that he had been an architecture student.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

^^
Well then he'll have no excuse for not complying exactly with the dimensions as drawn.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:26 pm

Amazing baiting so far. I love the dirty ditch baptism modality. No wonder one of his helpers got sick. Here's a classic Repro8'ed photo.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:43 pm

Great, Sir Very Happy

Looking forward to some nice piece of hard mugu work Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:21 pm

Monument pictures are here. Somewhat disappointing in size but he sounds like he didn't enjoy the process at all. Perhaps that commute each day to work on it in the the heat and rain took it's toll.

I think the first photo is his friend.

This must be some other suckers, I mean potential . I'm glad he remembered that he had to hold up his member id. Laughing

Of course I'm going to ask him to send a hand-drawn map of where the monument is located exactly so we can verify the location. I did enjoy this little email he sent me:

Quote:

Hi Dover
Talking about determination ,i will say ihave a pack of it i have sent the pix and i think
i have played my part and so its yours to play now.
Harrison

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:30 pm

I simply CANNOT wait to bait one this hard. That Application Trophy is an all-timer!!

Kudos to you and to your TWAT. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:17 pm

Great stuff, man!! Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:58 pm

Look at that puny little thing. The size of the monument is a direct reflection of the depth on a TWATs faith. This is pathetic.

Great job on your part though. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

None of them look very happy to be TWATS. Good job.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:55 pm

What do you suppose is in those sacks?

Anyway, awesome job!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:13 am

Congrats

I wish I had such industrious and happy looking lads. Bet they are most enthusiastic about springing into action, even without a donation Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:34 am

The one in the middle is the oldest I have seen yet. Shocked

Anyhow, Prof is right, it simply isn't tall enough for a lad to hurt himself when leaping from the top with a flaming torch. Wait, did I just say that? I meant it's not a true testament of faith. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:51 am

@ Connie L. Gus

Ohdearohdearohdear, that piccy was troubling, then realised the lad looked familliar....it's Schlitze from Freaks, innit?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Those are some tight TWATS ... I mean couldn't they have paid for more sandbags?? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:45 am

And where are the side and back pictures, that could very well be, what we in the trade call, a wall?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:36 pm

Even a crappy sandbag pyramid is a lot of hard work. Kudos to your lad.

BUT....

Obviously, the pyramid does not meet the specs that are very clearly communicated in the construction document. While your character is fine with it, his superiors are not. Your lad will need to add to it until it meets all of the requirements. Your lad would not build an airplane without wings, would he? Well, maybe your lad is stupid enough that he would, but that still does not make it acceptable.

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 123

@redshoes

i agree, proving yourself to be a real TWAT should be one of lifes bigger pleasures but these lads look a bit glum- oh well, they probably just need a bit more TWAT in their life, that'll cheer them up!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:49 pm

I just sent him this. If he has not built the pyramid properly, bad things could happen if he tries to climb it with a flaming torch. Not my fault he didn't build it according to design.

Quote:

Harrison,

It went into my spam box by mistake. Thank God you had your member code in the picture so I could identify you. I will show it to and see what he says. The only thing I can think of as being a problem is that the picture only shows one side of the monument. Here's my concern, we have had potential members build a wall instead of a pyramid, even though the manual says to build a pyramid with four sides.

Anyhow, I will now send you the ordainment manual. Once again, the passcode is CDXIX. This is your final step and once completed, will make you an ordained minister of .

I plan on leaving here within the next couple of weeks to meet with you and bring the $200,000 to start the in Lagos.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:17 pm

Congrats man! A pyramid is NOT easy to get built. That takes a lot of work. What takes even more work, is not doing it right the first time. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:46 pm

@sir scam alot - Absolutely amazing..... clapping

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:40 pm

This is marvelous. I think everyone loves a tight TWAT. Well everyone except Rev. Phistme. What a tightass he can be when it comes to the rules.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:46 pm

That is one nice TWAT pyramid.
To me, this is one of the best trophies there is as the lad has to sweat his butt off to please you. Well done. clapping

edit Just my two cents, but I'd blank out the kid's face as he's an ITP.

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