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MyMyselfAndI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 165
Location: By the computer
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:49 pm |
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^^^^ Slightlyoutofit
Check out "Politics" by Aristotle and "The Prince" by Machiavelli. The latter is a very nice read.
Am currently reading the latest chick lit book by Marian Keyes and it kind of sucks unfortunately.
Last really good read was "The Truth With Jokes" by Al Franken. |
_________________ "I 4LH4JI 4N4NE C0MP0A0REU THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF F1RST B4NK OF 4FRIKA B.O.A HAVE JUST FINISHED READING THIS YOUR SECOND MAIL AFTER YOU INSAULTED ME WITH YOUR FORMAL MESSAGE." - 4lh4ji C0mp0a0reu director B4nk of 4frica
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 50 DOLLARS????ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING OR DO THINK THAT YOU ARE SELLING FOOD ITEMS IN THE MARKET OR DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH A PERSONAL BANK." - 4lh4ji C0mp0a0reu director B4nk of 4frica |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:50 pm |
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One of my old favourites.
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:21 pm |
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Re-going trough Terry Pratchett, the Discworld series. Right noo at Wyrd Sisters.
Then James Clavell - Shogun; read this one before, but in my native language.
Harry Turtledove - Worldwar series.
Kim Stanley Robinson - The Years of Rice and Salt.
I am ashamed to admit I am a pirate, getting these books from the net. I have several attenuating circumstances, though.
1. Most of them are not translated into my language
2. I cannot find the English editions in my country
3. I have a very good understanding of English, so there is no need for me to spend money on clumsy translations I would not touch with a 10 feet long pole.
4. Last but not least, I am not prepared to spend AGAIN half of my income on books. Last time I did that was in the beginning of the 90's, when my parents took care of the house expenses. Now I am on me own (They are retired). |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:10 am |
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'Keep the Aspidistra Flying' by George Orwell. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:46 am |
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"My Life On The Plains" -Gen. George A. Custer |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Bokku Ga Kira
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2007
Posts: 72
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:58 am |
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"The Communist Manifesto" ~ Karl Marx / Fredereich Engels |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:25 am |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
"My Life On The Plains" -Gen. George A. Custer |
Let me guess: a short story with a quick ending? |
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:42 am |
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William Gibson, Virtual Light (in German, however) |
_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:47 am |
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FrumpyBB wrote: |
... if you want to count him as one, Lichtenberg |
Great. I love GCL, especially his Sudelbücher and his works on Hogarth.
And his Staatskalender. And the remarks about intercourse with his beloved wife. And the status of his urine. And his attitude toward english beer |
_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:55 am |
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1. Country of the Blind - Christopher Brookmyre
2. English - Glaswegian dictionary.
I need 2. to understand 1.
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_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:12 pm |
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I only dropped into this thread as I though I would be smart and witty only to find Dr Who an Paranoid beat me to it on page one
Other than that I've resorted to re-reading some rather boring books on programming C++ just to stabilise myself after getting lambasted by a publisher for even mentioning that a certain set of contemporary fictional books about a boy with glasses, may have had a genesis in another book some 150 years earlier. |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:20 pm |
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"An Utterly Impartial History of Britain", or 2000 years of Upper Class Idiots in Charge' by John O'Farrell.
I heartily endorse this event or product.
Later I'll be moving onto the Dexter books series when they arrive. |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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Bruce Banner
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 189
Location: On the run from General Ross
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:27 pm |
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I juggle books often... currently I'm reading:
Night Watch by Terry Pratchett
Roomanitarian by Henry Rollins
I just reread Red Dragon by Thomas Harris and now I'm thinking of rereading Silence of the Lambs... maybe Jame Gumb wants to make some money quick in the near future??? |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 am |
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Dott. Giascopato wrote: |
FrumpyBB wrote: |
... if you want to count him as one, Lichtenberg |
Great. I love GCL, especially his Sudelbücher and his works on Hogarth.
And his Staatskalender. And the remarks about intercourse with his beloved wife. And the status of his urine. And his attitude toward english beer |
Right! The Sudelbücher are pure genius, I must have read them 3 or 4 times over the years...his letters are worth reading as well, both his private ones and the published Letters From England...der Anschlagzettel auf Philadelphia the magician...Lexikon der Pinik (collecting more than 100 synonyms for "drinking alcohol"); the "speech of the number 8 to all the other numbers, just before the year 1800"
You have forgotten the remarks after each "venus" symbol |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
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Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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happytimes
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 31 Aug 2007
Posts: 8
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:56 am |
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Gone with the Wind book 2. |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:40 pm |
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Marilyn Manson Autobiography - 'The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell'
MM - almost as twisted as ParaNoid |
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l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:51 am |
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Jim Bouton - Ball Four |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:55 pm |
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I just finished "Spirit, Fire and Water". It covers anabaptist theology and reviews 400 years of the Mennonite/Amish diaspora from Switzerland, Germany and the Netherlands, to Russia the US and Canada, and then to Latin/South America, Africa and Asia.
When I started the book, I didn't realize that it was intended as a textbook for Mennonite high schools, so I found it a quick and easy read. I read it because I've been working on the genealogy of my father's Swiss Mennonite family -- so I don't recommend this book, unless you're Mennonite.
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_________________ Life is worth tried,as all lizard lay postrated unknowing the one that has a stomach itch. -Al hassan salisu
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:44 pm |
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@Packman-don't feel bad.I loved that book as a kid,and still wonder where my copy is,because I still have it somewhere.
Currently re-reading The Odessa File |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:47 am |
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Terry Pratchett - Guards, Guards! |
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OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
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Jane
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jul 2008
Posts: 7
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:55 am |
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Just started with "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger. |
_________________ The world is a book and those who don't travel read only a page. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:52 am |
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Devil May Care by Sebastian Faulks
It's a good book, I reccommend it |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:19 pm |
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Currently reading Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. I advise not to bother with it. It's not the worst book on the planet, but it's not good either & being 933 pages, it should be the type of book you can't put down. In fact it's rather boring ot be based on the fugitive criminal lifestyle of the author. And frankly, he's not interesting enough to warrant 933 pages all about him. Now the Indian guide he met on his 1st day in Bombay, I'd rather go for 933 pages about him. Granted, I'm only on page 145, but if a book isn't good by pg. 50, it's almost never going to get good & it's taken every ounce of willpower I can muster to get thus far.
I read Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri right before this. I highly recommend that one. And right before that I read Billy Budd, by Herman Melville, which was not my cup of tea by any stretch of the imagination I don't care if it is a classic. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:00 pm |
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Now re-reading 'The Autobiography of a Thief' - Bruce Reynolds. Fascinating book. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:13 pm |
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I am reading World Without End by Ken Follett.
The Pillars of The Earth was really good, too.
For those of you reading the God Delusion.....Is the biography of U$man B3llo next on your list? |
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