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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:52 pm

That has to be baiter written. There is no possible way any mugu lad would take the time to have so few errors.

Someone is playing silly buggers with us. Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Jun 2008 Posts: 1

Wow, I feel stupid.

I've just started baiting and this was the first one I tried to work. We'll see how this goes.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:25 am

Heywood, I googled for the Burkina Faso Air Force.

According to Wikipedia, it consists of 8 fixed-wing aircraft (all non-combat) and 10 helicopters (including one (1) attack helicopter).

Just for comparison - Benin has an airforce consisting of 7 aircraft and 7 helicopters, all non-combat; Ghana has 27 aircraft (including 2 attack jets) and 11 helicopters; Senegal has 14 aircraft (all non-combat) and 9 helicopters (including 2 gunships).

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:30 am

But if a baiter has fed this to the lad, all credit to that baiter - IPs check out, don't they, and I doubt if there are any baiters in Burkina Faso.

How on earth did that load of BS find its way into a script, though? Some seriously clever de-education was going on there.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:34 am

~ Yastreb ,

But NO spacecraft?
How odd.
Where would they use an astronaut? Laughing

I was being a little sarcastic when I mentioned the hang gliders and ultra lights.

Nano Nano

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:53 am

I wonder if Zhwrong is a nice place to visit. I'll ask Barbara Streisand Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 46

So what's the consensus? Is it a mugu or a badger hosting these analdwelling martians?

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:44 pm

@Tambourine Man,

That Register article letter is really just a new take on the classic "Spanish Prisoner" scam...only now it's the Martian or Soyuz prisoner.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:25 pm

Agreed, but I find it hard to believe that even a lad thinks they are credible scams.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:45 pm

I've not been left out, mine came from :
JERK HENRY <[email protected]>

With a reply to be sent to :
Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye Barristers & Solicitors,
Telephone +229-9734-8992
Johannesburg, west Africa
Email: [email protected]

So who wants to ring him?

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:31 am

He's on the show today!!!

We need to see what this is all about!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

I got one from Jerk, It starts out like a pucker lad mail but the expression

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if you pay some attention to it.

Says Badger to me

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Hello,
I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come to you as a
surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but it's real and you will realise this if you pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.My name is Major Greg Jerk Henry, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy Moyo family.I am an astronaut with the west African Air Force and on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.
Prior to departing west, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six
hundred thousand United States dollars) in four safety galvanized boxes in a European

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:48 pm

Those are the 2, Simon timothy and Greg Jerk Henry, same story and everything, but different barristers

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Dan phoning the barrister on his show was hilarious.
Dont think the barrister was happy with the idea of a rescue but if we get enough money I'm sure he'd find a spaceship for a fee of course.
Think we'll also need a crack team of gynaecologists specialising in male uterine ruptures on standby, that might cost a few bob.
They're more used to females in that condition ( by the way been ,there done that, didn't get a tshirt just a bairn and the blood tranfusion )

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:54 pm

That was a great and hilarious phone conversation.
The lad even sounded like he really believed it too.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:40 pm

Do you think this guy might want to be in a sequel of the x-files movie when he retuns to earth? He's just begging for someone to bait him who has also been kidnapped by aliens and gotten the old anal tests done. Would be interesting to see photos of the "tools" the martians use these days.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:04 pm

Not sure that I want to see those "tools" Shocked

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:14 pm

Another one.
Better than the other two, I think.

Brilliant.

DEAREST ONE,

I AM MISS AMINA BELLO FROM MARS BORN IN NIGERIA. I AM 21 YEARS OLD 173CM WITH BROWN SEXY EYE BALLS AND A TIGHT SNAPPER.AFTER I GOT YOUR ID AND I AM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A SUM OF MONEY THAT MY DEAD FATHER LEFT FOR ME BEFORE HE DIED.THIS MONEY IS USD$8.5M, AMERICAN DOLLARS AND THE MONEY IS IN A BANK IN NIGERIA ON EARTH.

MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA FARMER HERE ON MARS. AFTER OUR FAMILY EMMIGRATED HERE MY FATHER WAS POISONED BY HIS YOUNGER BROTHER BECAUSE OF RELIGIONAL BELIEVE. THEN MY MOTHER WAS BRUTALLY RAPED BY THROBBING MEMBERS OF THE OUTLAWED MARTIAN LIBERATION ORGANISATION AND NOW I HAVE A YOUNGER BROTHER THAT IS A HYBRID. NOW MY MOTHER COMMIT SUISIDE.PLEASE URGENT RESPONSE MAY SAVE MY LIFE, BECAUSE MY UNCLE WHO KILLED MY FATHER BECAUSE OF RELIGIONAL DENOMINATION IS SERIOUSLY AFTER MY LIFE INORDER TO CORNER THIS FUND INTO HIS OWN PRIVATE PURSE.

NOW I WANT YOU TO STAND AS MY GUIDIAN AND APPOINTED BENEFICIARY AND RECEIVE THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY SINCE I AM ONLY 21YEARS AND WITHOUT PARENTS. I WANT TO GO BACK TO EARTH WITH MY LITTLE GREEN HYBRID SIBLING COZ LIFE ON MARS SUCKS

PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY TO THIS EMAIL SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE INFORMATION SO THAT THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT SO THAT YOU WILL GET ME PAPERS TO TRAVEL TO YOUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATION THERE. IF YOU ARE INTREASTED TO DO THIS NEEDFUL
WORK QUICKLY CONTACT ME VIA THIS EMAIL:

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU. I AM NOW WAITING FOR YOU REPLY IN THE MARTIAN ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF ZHRONG

ALL MY LOVE
MISS AMINA BELLO..
N.B. I WILL TRANSFER ALL MY AIR MILES TO YOU TOO.

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:55 pm

Religional? Is this a mix of regional sui (chop)sides with throbbing members (creating sexy eye balls and tight snappers) and seriously intreasted religious hybrids.

Is she using solar impulses via the MWW (Milky Way Web) to send her mails? Do you think she gets a better package deal than we do?

I'd like to see a photos of her little green hybrid sibling. Just what exactly is she studying on Mars anyways? Can't be English and I bet life on Mars does suck. No water and all.

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:58 pm

But at least she has a "tight snapper" ! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:03 am

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THEN MY MOTHER WAS BRUTALLY RAPED BY THROBBING MEMBERS OF THE OUTLAWED MARTIAN LIBERATION

I got the same one, but mine was from Cuttred Meatloaf