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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:04 pm |
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^^
Yeah, great fun.
49 to 50 too
Some words are really easy, that I'd use most days but others!!??
I take it there's a few Yiddish ones in there? One I recognised from Judge Judy |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:32 pm |
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Welsh Police are sent to investigate a stationary UFO....
UFO is the Moon
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:47 pm |
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Now if they'd been Scots and spotted the sun, I could understans
( its raining again, the kids are on holiday, go figure! ) |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:32 pm |
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This video is a Judge Judy one. Starting just a little before 3:00, the women thinks she won the international lotto?? Wondering if she's really that stupid (well to sue her daughter, I would suspect so) or perhaps knew it was scam but was trying to profit off it anyways. Comments anyone?
Clickable link |
_________________ (these icons are my little treasures- thank you to those who gave them to me) |
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suncrafter
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:33 am |
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A zoo keeper, on his first day on the job, is cleaning out the gorilla cage when he discovers that the gorilla is dead! He immediately tell his boss and asks him what to do. His boss tells him 'The zoo will be opening in less then an hour, so you'd better go down to the fancy dress shop and get a gorilla costume'
'DO WHAT? the man says disbelievingly.
'You heard me' says the boss.
So the man goes off to the fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla costume.
Later that day he's dressed in the gorilla costume and sitting in the cage while a large group of kids are looking at him. He decides to try swinging on the tier swing.
'Swing higher, swing higher!!!' the kids shout, so he starts swinging even higher.
'Higher, higher! the kids shout until he swings so high that he goes flying out of his own cage and into the lion's cage! After getting his bearings and seeing where he is, he goes running up to the bars shouting
'Help! Help! get me out of here!'
Then the lion shouts 'Shut up stupid or you'll get us both fired!' |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:59 pm |
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Who among us hasn't occasionally gotten the urge to launch a hedgehog into outer space? Well, now you can. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:56 am |
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Have you ever thought to keep a BAT IN YOUR BRA? |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:08 pm |
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One of my favourite websites.
www.failblog.org |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:18 am |
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California is the latest state to require hands free use of cell phones while driving and as this video clearly demonstrates we are all much safer that way.
Hands Free Safe Drivers
'Hey Mom! Do I sound different?:
No I'm not gay, I'm on my new bluetooth!' |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:11 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:24 pm |
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419 cartoon!
http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyimages/898.gif |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:01 pm |
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When it was kept up to date I liked it... but not a lot!
http://www.pdet.blogspot.com/ |
_________________ PIMP MY FOOTBALL GUESTBOOK
"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
<- Fake dog adoption site
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:37 pm |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:25 pm |
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What's your MORAL DNA TYPE]?
I'm an Enforcer |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:33 pm |
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The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees
bacon I is sure of eet.'
'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping
with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...
every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'
'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't
forget.'
'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no
meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 yards,
Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,
and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded. but,
a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
'Pepe... go back .. man,you was right .... ees not a bacon tree.'
'Luis Luis, mi amigo... what ees it?' 'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... ees ... ees ....ees ...a Ham Bush.' |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:36 pm |
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@Rorschach
My answers made the website crash. |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:30 pm |
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^^^ That must have taken some doing. |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:10 am |
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What have you done?
I'm a Philosopher, it seems. Probably because I read a lot of religious texts. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:47 pm |
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Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat.
"Ned, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Ned.
"Now Ned," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."
"Oh yeah," Ned replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"
"That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?"
"Let's go!" says Ned.
The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Ned! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave.
"That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!"
"Let's go!" says Ned.
The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Ned my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave.
Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!"
"Benny!" says Ned, "Let's go!"
When they get to the Vatican, Ned instructs Bill to wait outside and Ned will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Ned, when the Pope came out, Ned's arm was wrapped around him. Ned looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.
"Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says,
"Ned. You're the most popular man in the world."
"I told you that, Bill," says Ned, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"
"Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Ned?" |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:32 am |
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^^^^
Yes, I know this guy.
Actually Ned was the driver of His Holiness.
One day when he took the Pope to a meeting, His Holiness asked him to let *him* drive. At first Ned rejected, but then ... he let the pope take over the steering wheel. Benedict, however, drove too fast and they were stopped by a patrol car. The cop looked into the car, saw the Pope on the driver's seat, Ned besides him, returned to his car and asked his chief what to do. Chief said: "Now, just give him a ticket". The cop said: "But he must be important". Chief: "No matter, if it isn't Berlusconi". "No", said the cop, "but he must be *really* important. The Pope himself is his chauffeur". |
_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:12 pm |
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:57 am |
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I randomly found this while looking for some baiting stuff. Made me giggle...
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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The Gimpster Dude
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jul 2008
Posts: 2
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Posted:
Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:57 pm |
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Used this old joke as a reply to one of the scammer letters:
How many people does it take to make a mistake?
Two. Look at your parents and count. |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:11 pm |
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^^^ Woooow. That's a harsh one... Can't wait to use it one my friends.
How Glasses Change People |
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:02 pm |
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Fun, addicting and utterly impossible flash game where you make a disease and try to kill the world.
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html
You will come to regard the nation of Madagascar as a haven during a pandemic. |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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