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January
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 152
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:34 pm |
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The prize is ridiculous, but the comments are funny!
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:44 pm |
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Oh that is funny. 500.00 for a ethernet cable? HMMM I have a 500 foot roll of cat 5 sitting at the house, a bag of ends from radio shack. and find out who the idiots are that bought one. ill sell them 3 meter ones for 250.00 double the cable for half the money. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:56 pm |
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Two links of George Carlin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw
He will be missed.
Should go without saying but NSFW. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:09 pm |
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God, that's funny.
"As excited as I was to open my new Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable, I was much more dissatisfied by Denon's customer service experience. Apparently the result of an improper connection and the cable's high data transfer speed, I mistakenly caused the collision of a pair of positrons (i.e. leptons) at several hundred GeV. While the resulting mini black hole theoretically proved the validity of superstring theory and may result in endless new perpetual energy sources, it also stained our Berber carpet. When I phoned Denon customer support, the representative I spoke with--whose English was horrible, by the way--was discourteous and unhelpful. Regardless of my data transfer or particle acceleration needs in the future, I will not be shopping with Denon again. " |
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Good_Ash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 52
Location: I'm in the hills, over yonder!
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:56 am |
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Ending a Relationship
A poor boy was depressed about breaking up with his girlfriend. He expressed his angst with art. Here is the link.
In case you don't catch the joke, compare that picture with this one. Linkage! |
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Kiss the king, baby. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:48 am |
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ThatGirl
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jun 2008
Posts: 5
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:08 pm |
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That Amazon link is hilarious... |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:36 am |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:55 am |
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^^^^
Somehow as soon as I saw the picture I knew that the driver.... |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:13 am |
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^^ was an idiot?
Confirms my prejudices against 4x4 drivers
It was an automatic!
I mean forward-back.
How difficult is that? |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:16 am |
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The BBC spoke to the driver of the Toyota, but he said he was "not in the mood to give interviews". |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:53 pm |
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Absolutely no comment on this, I thought of starting a thread and locking it straight away, but i'd still get told to post it here.
San Francisco to vote on naming sewer after George Bush
Well I thought it was funny. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:47 pm |
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Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered
by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new
form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair
off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework
tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You
will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The
partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the
story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person
will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to
re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent.
There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you
wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree
a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off
Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too
much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the
question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign
of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the
cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly
and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from
her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why
must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of
miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth
a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to
destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the
Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine
headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85
million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference
table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em
out of the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing
partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose
attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh no, what
am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele
novels!"
(Rebecca)
A%%hole.
(Gary)
B&tch
(Rebecca)
F__K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!
(Gary)
Go drink some tea - ho.
(TEACHER)
A+ - I really liked this one. |
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PotatoPuff
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:27 pm |
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Another crazy Japanese game show! People stacking food on their pets. Does have sound (japanese commentary), but you don't really need to listen to it to understand what is going on. About 6 1/2 minutes.
click for link to youtube
Funny, I feel sorrier for these animals than I do for scammers!
D'oh! Put this in the wrong thread! Mods, could you pretty please move it? Thank you! |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:04 pm |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:49 pm |
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^^^ |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:59 pm |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:27 pm |
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<center>AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES</center>
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:15 pm |
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Fun and games with coils, capacitors and massive impulse currents.
bang!
more here... |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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suncrafter
Guest
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:17 pm |
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"Ask Da Orcs"
http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZINE/Ask_Da_Orcs.html
Mod edit to add: watch where you go on that site and/or their forum - some of it is NSFW. Eight.
It's an advice column written by Orcs! (Orcs are the green-skinned monsters from "Lord of the Rings") It's like "Dear Abby", but... er... with Orcs.
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:04 am |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:11 pm |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:02 pm |
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^^^ That's a great site. I first came across it on Snopes.com, and it's a worthwhile way to waste your time.
My highest level was 49 or 50, I think, but mosty I hover somewhere in the 40's. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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