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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:48 am |
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My bank contact was getting a little negligent in replying to my requests for information, so I slapped him:
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Do you know the difference between a tax and a charge, you stupid moron? I think you are like [another banker from this bank] - a fake and a fraud pretending to be a banker.
May goats penetrate you every night. |
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| Thank you for your mail and May goats penetrate you every night. [plus other stuff, not relevant]. |
I hope this becomes a standard greeting in lad-land. |
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"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
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 Wole A x 4!! :
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Patri0t
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 197
Location: All the doo da day
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:50 am |
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 . You will see that in every scam mail that they send out now. You have solved the 419 problem  . Very funny goodwork |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:34 pm |
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I hope it becomes a hideous reality for him  |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:40 pm |
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That may be the new staple in place of drinking urine on a commercial bus. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:43 pm |
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| Nailgunner wrote: |
| I hope it becomes a hideous reality for him |
Why "hideous"? The goats might enjoy it a lot...
Oh, you mean for him? Well, he might enjoy it, too. |
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"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:19 am |
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if he finds a new hobby, fair enough, it'll keep him out of trouble...
... at least until his neighbours find out and chop him into pieces.
either way, hey ho. |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:03 am |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:11 am |
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Thank you for such a good laugh! My hope is that this will become part of lad scripts. Good work  Lets see how many goats penetrate the world |
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Double-O
419Eater General Counsel
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Posts: 2361
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:16 am |
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Can I have his baiting info. I want to speak with him. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:24 am |
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It's soooo good to see you, OO |
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