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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:10 am |
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My catcher account is working beyond all expectations. I am receiving piles of crap all the time (about 50 today) - only a few catch my eye as worth playing with. But this one took the biscuit.
A blank message from with an attachment. The attachment was entitled and did actually use the same name as the sender. The contents of the file itself were boring, ("four weeks to live, defiled every form of treatment, etc.) containing only the twist "before his death [my husband] was a very devoted Muslim and Iwas a devoted Christian by birth " to catch both Christian and Muslim almsgivers.
But the laziness and stupidity of this lad passeth all understanding. I may give him a go if the that I've ordered don't arrive on time. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:12 am |
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_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:40 am |
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lazy AND stupid.
go get 'em. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:56 pm |
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take him to the cleaners. |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:32 pm |
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@TtT....
My catcher got hammered as well last night and this morning.
I'm pretty sure the Lads have raided and harvested the "millionaire" site.
The good news is that there is nothing buy baiter mails to be had so there will be some unintentional mass baiting going on.
I received the same txt file from Clare the cancer vic.
We are already at the "slap" the attorney stage.
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Dear Barrister,
I am rather old.
My glaucoma condition does not enable me to read messages written
in all capital letters.
Resend your message in a suitable and more polite format
please. |
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:45 am |
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^^^
It's my hemorrhoids that play me up on these occasions. I just can't handle any more PITA, so they have to write politely to me.
Not baiting Clare, but I did come across a brother and sister who want to live in Japan.
Lad and ladette wrote: |
Our Father was a known politician and was assassinated alongside with my mother Carol on a good Sunday morning on their way to the church. |
Of course, they have to fill in long and complicated forms to check their eligibility before we proceed any further. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:52 am |
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^^^ Yup got the B&S Japan act as well.
My favourite has been D0ugl4s W1nt3r.
With over 60 fresh Lads in the catcher, his NOK intro was pretty boring.
I responded with.
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If I am not mistaken, pretending to be someone else in order to gain millions of dollars is a clear case of BANK FRAUD! |
I hoped that would scare him away.
He responded with...
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I sincerely wish to let you understand that though this is bank fraud, we can still see genuine reasons why it could not be classified as such. |
I just love Barrister Lads!!! |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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