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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:27 pm |
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Well, what was the table wearing? |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:37 pm |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:56 pm |
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I'll know to keep my grill in the garage from now on. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:58 pm |
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I'm sure his time in jail won't be any picnic. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Here in Germany there was a man who used to have sex with his circular saw bench. He even gave it the name "Siegfried".
If anybody is interested in hearing him tell about it go to
http://www.nachtlager.de/interessantes.htm
and search for "Tischkreissäge" (in German, You might also want to search for "Orgel" ) |
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Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right"
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Tolin Dorden
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 113
Location: somewhere 100% risky free
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:16 pm |
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Some danish bloke posted a guide on how to have intercourse with a car... now THAT's just far out.. he even pointed out that you had to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before you start... hmm...
...kinda scary I actually bothered to read it, but it was a good laugh lol... |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:29 am |
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Connie L. Gus wrote: |
Ahhem. Please do not bait as Art Price, Jr. That would just be wrong. But what was this guy thinking? Did he move up from night stands to coffee tables, dinner tables and then picnic tables? |
one night stand. heh.
I read about this on TheRegister.co.uk, and their (NSFW!) speciality treat today was an ipod power source powered by advanced electro-elastic composites, which would generate electrical power when agitated by the exercise-induced bouncing of, well, a bra full of breasts.
link here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/27/jub_powered_ipod/
i suppose it's plausible. having no boobs per se, I'm stuck with a USB cable. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:59 am |
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I hope that the guys that had sex with the lawnmower and power tool didn't do it while the objects were running. You know, the vibration thing... they could have turned them on, but... oh well, never mind. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:18 am |
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Personally, I find the high heels disturbing...my idea of a sexy woman doesn't involve wobblely shoes and nothing else...what is attractive about some gal wandering about nekkid with a look of anticipated pain as she waits to break her ankle? |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:46 am |
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The guy who was with the table probably had a tablecloth that started out solid red but ended up checkered! |
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