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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:17 pm |
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BELLEVUE, OH -- Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.
Investigators say they received a tip that Art Price Jr., 40, of 146 Brinker St. in Bellevue was having sex with a picnic table while outside on the deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
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http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083 |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
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YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Wow!
You know, I jokingly tell guys to go find a knothole, but I didn't think anyone would take that seriously! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:32 pm |
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wtf. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:11 pm |
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Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck |
Aw well ,that's alright then!
Makes a bit more sense than the man caught with a bicycle
BBC |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:35 pm |
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Ahhem. Please do not bait as Art Price, Jr. That would just be wrong. But what was this guy thinking? Did he move up from night stands to coffee tables, dinner tables and then picnic tables? |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:48 pm |
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^^^ You are absolutely right, CLG. Edited the thread title accordingly. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:51 pm |
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Darn near as funny as the the guy out in California engaging in mutual acts with his lawnmower. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:28 pm |
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This only became a "crime" when the voyeuristic neighbor decided to keep watching and to videotape the proceedings several times. Otherwise who would have pressed charges, the table? In my opinion consenting adults (and furniture) should be able to do what they want in the privacy of their own home.
We can only hope our baiting drives lads to this type of desperation. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:32 pm |
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I think the point was that he and his beloved furniture were performing on the outside of their home.Still,to tape it several times speaks volumes about the neighbor. |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:54 pm |
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Furniture porn, directed by visionary Davenport. Hrm... wonder if there is a market? |
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I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:05 pm |
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Ewwwwwww.... He could at least do it with something that is alive.
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That would just be wrong. But what was this guy thinking? |
Well he definitely wasn't thinking with the head that sits on his shoulders. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:48 am |
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There are just so many things wrong. And I can't stop laughing.
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Price is seen naked and masturbating in the rear room near the open doorway; he then comes out to the deck. |
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admitted to having sex with the table inside his home.
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He sometimes drags the table inside? It must be special occasions like their anniversary.
I really can't stop laughing right now. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:56 am |
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The details getting lost in this are the open doorway, front porch, and nearby elementary school... |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:03 am |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Makes a bit more sense than the man caught with a bicycle
BBC |
And even that's not as as the guy who was caught having relations with the pavement (and no, I'm not sure of the mechanics, either). |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:09 am |
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Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck. |
I found that somehow comforting. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
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Location: United States
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:19 am |
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It amazes me how people can commit such acts. |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:43 am |
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There is only one thing that concerns me about this story.
Splinters. |
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Stoker Thompson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 271
Location: Out There.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:49 am |
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^^^^ @ sheboppe
For a truly educational experience you should talk with a longtime ER staffer.
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crashhoot
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:51 am |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:04 am |
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I'm guessing it was one of cheap nasty splinter-free plastic tables. As you can see they come suitably, er, "equipped"...
I'll never be able to look under a table cloth while keeping a straight face again. |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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Location: Hollyweird
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:20 am |
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The incidents occurred between January and March 2008 |
The ads claim he should see a Doctor if the woodie lasts more than 4 hours.. |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:16 am |
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the usually very urbane Tsnerd wrote: |
Darn near as funny as the the guy out in California engaging in mutual acts with his lawnmower. |
Mutual? With a lawnmower? Tell me, is it really a lot less bovver with a hover? |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:05 am |
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I new a bloke at the pub who would bring up the legalities about sex with vegetables.
I never asked him to elaborate |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:32 am |
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I heard after this came out... the china cabinet filed for devorce on the ground of infadelity |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:21 pm |
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Mutual? With a lawnmower? |
I clearly misspoke. I meant consens...no, that isn't right. Oh, similar. That's the word. Off to look up 'Urbane' ...dang British people, and their hoity-toity words ending in 'e'.
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It must be special occasions like their anniversary. |
Picturing that conversation:
"Hi, table. We've been together seven years, and ever since I first saw you at Home Depot, I knew that you were the table for me. Tonight, I have something special planned. Listen, remember that thing, you know, the one I told you about...my secret thought? Well, table, I'd like you to meet sofa." |
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