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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:56 pm |
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You use the word "modality" in real life.
(Okay, folks... reply with some of your own) |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:58 pm |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:12 pm |
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^^^
My dentist's a baiter? |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:07 pm |
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You teach your dog to run to the WU office to check for the MoneyGram while silumtaneously teaching your online pets to sit up and beg. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:10 pm |
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You start referring to stupid people you personally know as mugus. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:11 pm |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:38 pm |
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You answer all e mails with"you mail is well noted" |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
x35 x2 |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Posted:
Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:42 pm |
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You might be a scam baiter if........you walk past an old trunk and wonder how much money it will hold. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Posted:
Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:46 pm |
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you have no problem contacting a lawyer when you need one |
_________________ x 356
bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:13 pm |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:27 pm |
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1. You talk to people halfway around the world more often than those that live next door.
2. You have multiple sim cards for your cell phone, and it's not because you travel.
3. You have more email accounts than fingers. And toes. On both hands and both feet.
4. You can tell someone the time difference between the US, Great Britain, and six countries in Africa off the top of your head.
5. You spend more time on Eater than your teenagers spend on Myspace.
6. Your wife knows you talk dirty to multiple "women" via email and instant messenger.
7. ^^ She doesn't care, because she's flirting with several "men" via the same means.
8. You have to use a spiral notebook to keep up with all of your accounts and passwords.
9. ^^ And you're screwed if you lose it, because you can't remember the fake details you signed up with.
And last but not least, you know you're a scambaiter if...
10>>> You see nothing wrong with the statements above |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 pm |
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What would the problems be?This is of course a 100% risky free transaction |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:38 pm |
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Your friends and family forward you all of their scam emails . . . to be helpful.
Your four year old son refers to typing on the computer as "posting".
Your husband smiles and is happy for you when you read him emails from another man who is professing his love and proposing to you.
You can recognize your lad's IP as Nigeria, without using a header analysis. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:43 pm |
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I catch myself using the phrase "100% risky free" at work.
I use British slang accidentally more often than I would care to admit, and I'm in America.
I have caught myself referring to people's emails as "scripts". |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Posted:
Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:46 pm |
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you dont trust a sole and always checking people out when they start to
talk to you to see if they are after something ie money
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_________________ x 356
bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:55 pm |
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@ssc-thank you.I was starting to thing I was the only bloody one to do that in spite of close UK ancestors. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:39 am |
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bearkat419 wrote: |
1. You talk to people halfway around the world more often than those that live next door.
2. You have multiple sim cards for your cell phone, and it's not because you travel.
3. You have more email accounts than fingers. And toes. On both hands and both feet.
4. You can tell someone the time difference between the US, Great Britain, and six countries in Africa off the top of your head.
5. You spend more time on Eater than your teenagers spend on Myspace.
6. Your wife knows you talk dirty to multiple "women" via email and instant messenger.
7. ^^ She doesn't care, because she's flirting with several "men" via the same means.
8. You have to use a spiral notebook to keep up with all of your accounts and passwords.
9. ^^ And you're screwed if you lose it, because you can't remember the fake details you signed up with.
And last but not least, you know you're a scambaiter if...
10>>> You see nothing wrong with the statements above |
You need to write for Letterman. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:05 am |
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You answer the phone, "Hello, this is 'baiter name'."
Your cat has to bite your leg to get food and water.
You are checking your baiting accounts before the coffee is even ready.
You start sending ASEMs to your friends. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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lore
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 55
Location: In the wires
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Posted:
Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:09 am |
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You might be a baiter if - your baiter personalities have more history than you do. |
_________________ Bye and May your soul rest in the worse part of hell. - B3rry B4mb455
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:07 am |
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...if you've ever had tragic accident, been hospitalized with halitosis/flatulence/tribbles, witnessed a W.U. burn down in front of your eyes, been asassinated, lost all your money overnight in Las Vagas, embezzled money from your church's Down Syndrome orphans fund, believed that Charles Soludo contacts random strangers via email, or professed to any of the above.
...if you dream about baiting.
...if your conversations tend to revolved around the mugu of the week, and what stupid things he's said lately.
...if you have no particular knack for languages, but you can swear in Igbo. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:10 am |
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If you use so many different names that you have to stop and think when signing the bottom of all emails . . . even real life ones. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:14 am |
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The religious bumper sticker on your car says "REMAIN BLESS". |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:15 am |
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If you have more than 6 email addresses, with 6 different names, and two genders.
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You are checking your baiting accounts before the coffee is even ready. |
(hahahaha, nice one!) ...and then come back as soon as the coffee is ready to really begin "work".
You know the distance in miles from Lagos to Abuja, Lagos to Yaounde, Lagos to Cotonou.
Your favourite hotel is Simba Safaris in Benin.
Your second favourite hotel is Simba Safaris Cameroon.
Your preferred shipping is Parcel Direct.
You like to ship money using ITV5 (sure miss that modality). |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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full auto
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:15 am |
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You might be a scam baiter if your real life email is down and you use the address "[email protected]" to send a real life email and won't have to answer anyone's questions about it. |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Posted:
Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:38 am |
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lol great stuff |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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