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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:27 pm

Kelly is no longer responding to my emails. I guess she's given up on finding me those blue and white frogs. Confused

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:30 pm

^^Rebait ask about dogs this time! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:32 pm

She gave up on one account after I kept bugging her to death asking for closeups of the mouth...the zebra looked like it had encelopathy and I'd asked for the veterinary procedural paperwork data.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:36 pm

For two Cerberus:

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the fulmm amont is $3000

Wow! That's CHEAP! Must be a package deal! It was $2500 for the deposit on just one when this first started ... but still no vaccine report. Let's see if I can play the decimal gag. Twisted Evil

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Ok, so that's $3.000USD for two Cerberus total, nothing more due. Great!

I will send the payment in full once I have the vaccine form.

@Lostatlove, I've found she's so mixed up if you send an email just asking about when the animals will arrive it restarts the dialog right up. Wink

No need to even switch.

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:28 pm

^^^ Great idea. If that doesn't work, I'll just try a rebait with a new character Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

she has 28 poopuncher crabs at $150 each. still need a photo of them though before i pay the deposit.

also doing a straight Zebra purchase and am ready to pay once she gives me her bank details.
HOWEVER Mr Gomer is going to visit and chop her dolla.

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:13 am

Ahh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly

I was double checking if the basilisks she was going to send me (the mythological death-gaze kind) were immature, child-bearing, or herpopausal. (herpopausal, a term I used for exotic reptiles who can no longer reproduce)

She assured me that they were young and nearing the breeding age. But also they are great around kids and very lovable and friendly.

I think I'll have to modify my order...the ones that I need are the ones that may eat unsupervised children. These of course are the rare breeds and I hope she can supply them!

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:04 am

ronco wrote:

the ones that I need are the ones that may eat unsupervised children.

Is that before or after turning them to stone? Can't take that skill for granite!

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:28 pm

kelly is back, and confused! selling me 'young ones' when all i want is a squirt of zebra jizz!

not sure if the uk number enclosed is another baiter and he is trying to be cute, or if its a uk contact of kelly, either way its flextel premium divert number so i won't be calling.

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kelly briete to me
show details 14:37 (1 hour ago) Reply

Hi there,
I must apologize for the late reply,I went out of town for some thing very important,There is an organization in Victoria UK that wants tro buy as many as i can supply, So i thought i should even email you to find out if you are still interested or not so that i can proceed with them ok. If you care, you can reach the Manager of the Victoria company as they told me on (+44)07031886831.I was trying to make some paper arrangements for them since they do want it on a larger scale. Fortunately enough, we have young once that has just been delivered, so we held a meeting and decided to reduce the deposit down to $850 so as to encourage and promoter our business. You know the most important thing in business is turn over and not too much gain ok, You can even reach us on+237-75006395
If you think you are still interested, you can use any fast and reliable transfer agency like Western Union and send the deposit so that we can pick it up and register for your first delivery ok. Use the address below to send the deposit.
Names.................Akemche Frankline
Country.................Cameroon
Address..................Animals rescuers main department Cameroon
City.........................Douala
Zip Code....................+237
Test Question.............From
Test Answer................Haywood
As soon as you are done with the payments, get back asap with the payment informations such as the MTCN control number and the full senders names so that our company driver Mr Akemche can go and pick it up and proceed with the lovely babies to the Airport for Shipment. Please make sure that your address was given correctly as they do appear in your important documents ok. Waiting for your prompt response soon.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:42 pm

that is a different name than what i have received

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Names.............On@na Le0nce
Address...........Animals Rescue Term Lt
4 floor City Bank Douala
City.................Douala
State...............Littoral
Zip code..........00237

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:58 pm

this is me and Paranoid got to day from kelly.
Thanks for getting back,I think i just have to prepare every thing right away,i will just be waiting for the payment details from you to proceed with every thing. I think Rush Shipping can not be more than $200,So do not bother leave that to me, i will handle it ok. Do your best to prepare a nice place to receive it.Use The companies Drivers names so that as soon as i have the payment informations, i will instruct him to immediately drive with it to the Airport.Use any fast and reliable transfer agency like Western Union or Money Gram ok. Please he address below and send the money through ok,

NAME......................AMABO NDOHNWI WANZIE
Country..........Cameroon
Zip Code..........237
State...........littoral
City ...........Douala
Immediately you are done with the payment just get back to us with the transfer information we shall use to collect the money.that is the REFERENCE NUMBER.and FULL SENDERS NAMES OK.The manager has already instruct a staff to go to the airport and make a reservation flight, so we are waiting on the dues to proceed.Your cooperation will be a boon to this process.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:29 pm

I got this after inquiring where my cehpies were since the payment had been "picked up". Wink

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I am sorry for the late reply ok, Please i was very busy with some business ok. i Must apologist for that ok. I still have not collected the money ok, i will want you to send it using our drivers names so that as soon as you send the payment informations such as full senders names and the MTCNcontrol number, i will assign him to go and pick it up and immediately rush with it to the airport for shipment. Fortunately enough, there is flight towards your address this week end, SO you better be fast about it. The address is
Names.................Akemche Frankline
Country..............Cameroon
Zip Code...........00237
City....................Douala
Test Question.....What number
Test Answer.......12345
I will be waiting to read from you asap.I think it will be reasonable for me to instruct some one to go and register it at the Airport so that as soon as you send me the payment informations, i will ask the driver to pick it up and go and pay for the flight activation. I think it is better for you to scan and send the receipt to me as well ok.i await your response soon ok.

Hrm, but that's not the name I was given earlier! And *I* better be fast about it... how many days has it been?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:05 pm

Sent Kelly a recipt for WU money transfer using the generator posted here
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1161123.

She mailed me back a one word response "Thanks",then I got this today

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Hi there,
I went to pick up the money this afternoon since i was very busy, but the Manager at the Western Union said you will have to scan and send the Western Union Receipt you filled. I think, they did gave you two different receipt if i am not mistaken. Better still,send me the full senders names,the 10 digit MTCN control number so that i can pick it up. You know there is no control number nor senders names in the receipt you send. Please i do not know if you made a mistake and scan but the back page of the receipt or what. Please make sure to send the front of it where the Western Union bank can see the 10 digit control number and senders names. Waiting to read from you soon.

But this is all they gave me-why wont it work?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:58 pm

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Hello Dear,
I think you did not really understand me,the money you sent was picked up,So i took the Zebra to the Airport and paid the Shipping fee, but the Airport Manager asked me to pay a fee for their vaccine so that they will not be contaminated along their journey. They told that it will cost $540. So please use the address i just gave you so that the driver can rush with the money to the Airport and pay for the vaccine. I think they are right. They told me that it is not possible to ship without a vaccine been injected to the zebra. The vaccine they are going to use will have to remain,so you will look for your vet doctor to inject the Zebra with every two months because that is how the Airport Doctor Said. The vaccine will be used for 1 year 4 months and after that, you will have to buy another if you wish. It makes them very strong and healthy against any disease. Waiting for the payment details.

Zebra

Where are my CEPHIES! Shocked

And an airport doctor? Wow! Yes indeedy, we should all be certain to listen well to the airport doctors!!! I LOVE the break down of the vaccine, I wonder who's de-education that was?! Brilliant!

Hrm... how to handle this one? Maybe ask her what a Zebra vaccine will do to my Cephies. After all, she thinks I already paid once! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:04 am

Dear me,I seem to have pissed off Kelly

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I think you are not serious. Why can't you send the informations you filled yourself at the Western Union Store. If you find fun in exchanging mails, you better let us know. If you must be told, time is money ok.Just type the informations as an email and sent. I can't download what you have send. Do i make myself clear. I am sorry if i am too harsh ok

Time to resend the recipt again

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:27 am

Awww, she's confused!

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Hello,
Sorry for the misunderstanding,since we do have Zebras also, i wrote you but in the name of a zebra ok. Your Cephalopods have been registered at the Airport. You know it is very difficult to control all those animals at once without confusing.Come to think of it yourself.Please do send the money asap becvause i want your Cephalopods to leave asap. Waiting for the payment details asap.

Now lets just make sure that vaccine is REALLY protecting against something ... me thinks that she has no clue what a Cephalopod is.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:23 am

I have her live in gmail chat right now!! May try to turn this into a love bait

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:43 am

Had to run out and grab some food at the market ... seems I missed the deadline for transfer... BUT, I'm glad I DID! I came back to a built in bonus card!

First our friend's reply:

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Nothing more ass the Airport told me ok. The vaccine they will be giving them is just ok for their shipment and health ok. Waiting . It is $540 ok.Do not bother about any thing more ok.Please be fast about it so that they can leave asap also ok.

But then we have this from :

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hELLO,
I JUST RECEIVE AN EMAIL OF ONE OF YOUR FRIED THAT YOU ARE IN NEED OF THE OF A SEA CREATURES CALL POLYCE... PLEASE EMAIL OF THE DIFFRENCE TYPES THAT YOU NEED. I WILL BE WILLING TO SHIP BEFORE YOU PAY ME.

Oh no! Who's this? And how did they find me?! What fried told them?? BTW, this is not one of my catcher accounts. Sooo, I notified my pet of this little secondary message and how concerned I am now about how the deal has been going. THEN responded to the new volunteer squeaky toy with a cautious response also showing concern ... possible future cat fight at the zoo? Or did the delay cause pet toy one to think the deal was souring, try from a new address? Time will tell. Looks like a different message style. Either way this oughta add some fun to the deal! The game is a foot! And at least the NEW person knows that I'm after a sea creature.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:44 am

She's not happy with me either

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how could you do a thing like that, i never knew i was dealing with some one impatient.I have already gone and register the Zebra at the Airport and i went to the nearest Western Union Agency to pick up the money and go and pay for the flight activation but i was embarrassed as the Western Union Manager told mer that you did not send any money.Please if you are out to retard the progress of my business, you better get me inform as soon as possible so that i can go and get my animal out of the Airport as soon as possible so as to avoid feeding cost.

Just how much does it cost to feed a zebra at an airport as opposed to at home?

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:50 am

Oh my! Someone is in trouble, ROTFL! Not 5 minutes after I sent the message:

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Hello dear,
That sounds funny. No i know no one in the names of . I think i will have to get that bitch reported, He must be trying to disrupt our business ok. They are some agents in Cameroon whose intentions are just to disrupt businesses . Please make sure not to call no reply to any mail any one else send to you ok. I will report the person to the Cameroon FBI police for trace up. Never mind, When they are shipped over to you, i will inform you about what our organization will do to the sonuvabitch

Then, ANOTHER message 4 minutes after that:

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We re not talking here about Shipment. Please be fast about the vaccine fee ok. Or will you want them to be at the Airport for longer?I thought you had already paid the money, i just called the Airport Manager to tell him that i will be coming with the vaccine fee very soon ok. Waiting

But... the offices are closed here! oh darn.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:53 am

^^^^ Good, because I said the same thing

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:20 am

Aha! The new squeaker toy is from Nairobi. While the first is from Cameroon... interesting! And yes, she's NOT happy about the intrusion and has furthered expressed malcontentment.

Meanwhile, I'm cautiously seeding number two. Lemme get it underway and maybe I'll make him a few contacts of friends looking for sea critters .... anyone want a diamond encrusted sea horse?

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:24 am

Yes please, I'll take one of those. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:59 am

tomfoolery wrote:

She's not happy with me either

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Please if you are out to retard the progress of my business, you better get me inform as soon as possible.

Heeeey, RETard is my character. Shocked

How did he get into your bait??? Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:04 am

@tom, ok, let me securely hook him and then we'll have some fun! Best I can tell this is a legit attempt to steal my character mid-sale. Then I can hook him up with another sea-life enthusiast! Wink

Meanwhile, on the original line, our not so bright friend is reassuring me all is well, and to hurry up and send the payment right away tomorrow and NOT talk to anyone else about this! Ok, I'm not 'talkin'... does typing count?

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