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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:57 am

Well I just recieved my trophy from my lad who told me he is a professional screen writter, I told him I was very interested and willing to pay 24.300USD$ for the script for the movie 300. I just recieved it in my email box today and I must say 39 pages of hand written detailed script is nice..

*sighs*

but he did the wrong one, I wanted 'the 300 spartans' not '300'

I guess he will have 2 do it again, but until then, everyone enjoy the FULL SCRIPT to the movie 300.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:04 am

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:41 am

wow! What a great trophy Thumbs up

Are movie scripts a new fashion in lad land? Worf has a lad who is blessed with a similar gift.
Shiver would have loved that Thumbs up

(come back!!)

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:05 am

Amazing, well done, he has been hard at work for you. I love Scene 1, Act IX,

Quote:

Is being more than thirty (30)

They just have to qualify numbers, such as twelve million United States dollars ($12,000,000 USD)

Very good read.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:00 am

Moved to Publish from Main. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:45 am

Very nice work, mazda. clapping

@SB, I would have thought pictures and videos....

kidding.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:16 pm

I am in awe. Shocked

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Very impressive. Keep after him.

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:42 pm

Great trophy!
clapping

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:09 pm

This is madness! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 289

Your lad will be dining in Hell when you tell him he transcribed the wrong movie.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:28 am

Oh I already did, he culdn't find the 300 spartans, so hes doing the kingdom next..

i've already laid out the plans for a safari as we cannot send money to nigeria (but chad is A-OK)

He seems willing to go.... for 50,000USD he would be haha

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Phenomenal work mazda - this is baiting at its finest bow_down

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:28 pm

hahah thanks guys Wink

))

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:47 pm

Incredible stuff. Sometimes I wish I could see these guys after they realise that they've been tricked. Good grief, writing all that down by hand?

Took him some serious time. I guess they've got plenty of that.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:55 pm

Just sent him a new response, hes begging for money again (such a baby)

oh well, we are just as poor as he is!

Quote:

Dear XXXX,
How are you today? XXXXX and I are doing great. Listen, we have just closed the deal with the Kingdom movie, we told them you would complete the script and showed them samples of the movie 300 (When you did the wrong one) and they where so impressed they are offering us 127,500$USD for the movie script for

1) Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
2) Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
3) Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

They are offering us 127,500$ if you can complete the script for all 3 parts by next wednesday (Which means you have 8 days to complete the 3 parts), if you cannot handle the starwars job, we are still offering 24,300USD$ for the script for the movie "The Kingdom"

The choice is yours, please tell us as soon as possible.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 83

What a dumb MUGU, but an entertaining one!
Prepare for a death threat, or worse, a curse!

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:17 am

Jesus Christ!
Amazing!
Shocked

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:01 pm

New update, The kingdom should be done by today, and hes just starting the script for starwars (all 3 parts)

If anyone wants a certain movie scripted, please tell me, as I am more then willing to get one of my lads to do it... (they really love this kind of thing)

Also, i've started laying down ground work for a possible safari to chad...

He understands that he has to go to chad to pick up the money from an associate of mine, and is more then willing to do that... especially when hes going to be getting about 200,000USD$.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Awesome!

While he got the wrong script, he did show some promise. He definitely deserves a second chance...

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:11 pm

Excellent work there. This is one mugu that will not be scamming anyone for a few days. One suggestion. Tell him that the directors would like him to skip every other line so that they can write personal comments. The actors would also like every other line so that they can write notes to themselves about inflection and delivery.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 289

mazda wrote:

New update, The kingdom should be done by today, and hes just starting the script for starwars (all 3 parts)

If anyone wants a certain movie scripted, please tell me, as I am more then willing to get one of my lads to do it... (they really love this kind of thing)

Also, i've started laying down ground work for a possible safari to chad...

He understands that he has to go to chad to pick up the money from an associate of mine, and is more then willing to do that... especially when hes going to be getting about 200,000USD$.

V For Vendetta. The few speeches V gives in that movie alone should be enough to drive a lad apecrap trying to transcribe.

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:21 am

is this guy watching them as he transcribes them? if so you should make him write out some david lynch movies... or even better yet something from bollywood!

musicals can be very wordy with all those verses and choruses.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 289

Reservoir Dogs would be another good one. Get some good old Tarantino quotes from him.

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:16 am

From what I gathered he has rented the movie[s] from Nigerian's blockbuster (????) and watches a 10-15 second part, then stops and writes it down...

Must take ALL day long for a non-native english speaker, oh well...

I think that new movie by Johnny Depp, the Todd Sweeney one might be a good one (ive never seen it) but i walked in on my brother/sister watching it, it looks really intense to transcribe...

When he finishes the next 3 movies, ill move him onto the 5000 word survery, then force him to come meet me in Chad...

He would do it, im 99% sure...

He's not very bright (to say the least) but he does have such lovely hand writting.

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