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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:38 am |
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A friend in a chatroom popped this audio link up and I just about rolled with laughter! It's not baiting, but how swiftly this guy turned the tables was great.
Warning: Not particularly safe for work!
Telemarketer Prank |
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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:51 am |
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I know that is hilarious isn't it!!  |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon  Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:52 am |
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There is a comedian, but I don't know his name, could be this one, I didn't listen, who has released many recordings of him with telemarketers. Google would probably pull it up. |
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"i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:53 am |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 647
Location: Hangin' 11
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:05 am |
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| There is a comedian, but I don't know his name, could be this one, I didn't listen, who has released many recordings of him with telemarketers. Google would probably pull it up. |
You're probably thinking of Jim Florentine, but that's not him on the recording. |
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I live one and to me happens very boringly from that that near to me there would be no person which could sit and talk to me simply.
WHO GOD HAS BLESS NO MAN CAN COX
YOU ARE PENNY WISE PALM FOOLISH GO AHEAD WITH YOUR FOOLISH WISE IDEAS.
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:34 am |
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Tom Mabe. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
 -a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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midnitedriver
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 76
Location: anywhere
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:58 am |
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willi p richardson is also verry funny |
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if a man speaks in the forrest, and noone is around to hear him, AM I STILL WRONG?
http://www.ip-adress.com/
www.otr.net somthing to listen to
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:54 am |
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 211
Location: Vault 69
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:00 pm |
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Seen this like a year and a half ago on ytmnd |
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I have written Han because at Russian people so name beloveds. This word is meant by the leader. Also associates with force, courage, riches. Han this historical name of the man. Now I cannot write the big letter as I do not have money to the Internet. - N@t@ly@
'you most be a fool mother f*****' 'am not in a good mud now' 'i dont need can of man like you' -b3cky t|mmy
''lol ur my kid of huy will like too f*** u till u come - luvdoc
'yahoozeeeeeeeeeeeee' : secret word FOR SCAMMERS ONLY! |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:07 am |
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Haven't opened it, just cruising here fast.
There's one recording I really like, the guy who answers the phone pretends to be a detective and has the telemarketer believing that he's just rung a murder scene. |
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�This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:14 am |
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I have a whole bunch of Tom Mabe telemarketer recordings. I downloaded an entire album of 20 recordings. I'll be glad to share them with anyone that wants them. Some are so funny they will have tears running down your face.
@ShadowBeastie - could you repost the audio link in the funny links and jokes thread? When you do, I'll lock this one so that we won't have another "jokes" thread going on when we already have one.
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:34 pm |
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Sure thing!  |
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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:46 pm |
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^^ Thank you! |
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It's seriously funny, and it's just as well they have the text up cos sometimes you can barely hear for the guys cackling away which just makes it even funnier. 
