lol this guys great

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:03 pm

ok so i sent a mass insult and this guy responded back.

i sent

YOU IS SO STOOPID. I TAKING YOU MONEYS. YOU JUST BIG JOKER. YOU MOTHER
GET THE AIDS FROM GOATS. WE BEING TAKING YOU MONEY FROM MAGA. YOU CATN
STOPING US

and he sent this back

DEAR BROTHER,
HOW CAN CHARLES SOLUDO BE USING GMAIL.COM....MEANS YOU ARE A GEEK, AND ALSO YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL WELL.......WATCH YOUR SPELLINGS.....ASSHOLE.

GO GET A TOOTH......

so i sent htis back who knows he might respond again lol

wat do u mean im geek say? ur joker . Dad, ur mother don aids from di goat . Dad, i will take ur wife en sell her for nu car . Dad, u thin ur likewise smart but u ar di stoopid one ,u now. abeg get real job ah took ur mney from ur victim ,u now.

o did i forget to mention im saying im pr0f ch@r135 501ud0 lol

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:04 pm

nice.

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:05 pm

im not really sure what go get a tooth is supposed to mean lol

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:20 pm

I'm not sure what get a tooth means either, but I like it. Laughing

I'm not sure if you were wanting to try a proper dolla chop modality, or whether you were just having fun..
If you were trying to speak like a lad, there are a lot of ways to improve it if you want to... he doesn't think you are really Charlie Soludo.
Try reading around the forums at Nairaland, you'll get a good idea of how West Africans write.... usually, for lads, they tend to speak quite pompously but with small errors.
So instead of "YOU IS SO STOOPID"
You could say "You are making me see that you did not do well in your scooling days. You will remain small."

Of course, it comes with experience too, so keep on hassling lads and you'll pick it up.
Nice reply though. Wink

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:40 pm

well i used a lad translator that was listed on a thread on here. not for the first once but the last one. thanks for the info ill look at that site. im trying to get one of them really pissed off and send me something juicy.

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Im sure that sending out enough ASEM insults will yeild a few half hearted insults, but for the more damning material, full of swearing and hilariously mis-spelled vengeful squeals, you'll have to get your hands dirty and string them along.

I admire the scatter-gun approach tho. Feels great to get it off your chest once in a while Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:46 pm

zarnac wrote:

well i used a lad translator that was listed on a thread on here. not for the first once but the last one. thanks for the info ill look at that site. im trying to get one of them really pissed off and send me something juicy.

Yes, I see the difference now. The second insult was much better. Unfortunately in this case, your first email told the lad that you were just a joker, and to be brutally honest, you were lucky to get the reply.

Smartbomb makes some excellent points.... the shotgun / scattergun approach will get you the odd half hearted insult... but let's be honest it's wasting your time more than the lads, most will simply ignore it. Why not do as SB suggests, and get really involved with a lad? That way, when you dash his hopes properly, he explodes. It might only take 5 or 6 emails... but then you'll see a great payoff.

You've done really well, now explore the possibilities... you'll have much more fun I guarantee it! Wink

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:09 pm

I am feeling most puffed up with hope. My lad's been hopping about for ages waiting for a scan of my passport. I tell him it's not "done" to scan passports here, and I'm having difficulties. Eventually, as he's getting really terse, I say "success at last! joy, happy etc" and send him the same fake passport he sent me weeks ago.

last time I sent him a dodgy passport number which (tellingly) he spotted was incorrectly formatted. I'm guessing he may have a british connection.

Quote:

THEIS NUMBER IS NOT CORRECT AT ALL !!!!!!!!!! 3298546395GBRZ38547628/852058.

and he's right, it has a few digits too many. I reformatted it and he accepted it. Definitely quite careful, but not a lot of patience.

I just know he's going to cuss and spit when he sees his own queer passport, I can't wait.

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:03 pm

I don't even bother sending passport numbers to be honest.

I just send dead end links, renamed dll files, and some of the crap passports in Gomer's signature. I've never had a complaint.

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:10 pm

could do that too. I've just noticed that several of mine have been most insistent on a scanned passport. Is this a new modality?

Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:15 pm

There's no new modality... lads always ask for a scanned passport, because:
1: They can then photoshop it to re-use it on victims.
2: It gives them a warm fuzzy feeling that their victim is real.

We never help lads... so we always give them dead end links etc.
The Dll modality is my favourite, it's only ever caused an eyebrow once.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:49 pm

thanks for all the suggestions i will try for a little more substance this really is just my insult accnt havent really gotten any good stuff out of my other accounts. i did get this though.

shame nor dey catch u..... u dey yab ur fellow hustler make God who dey for heaven punish ur entire generation goat

lol ive been useing a yoda translator then the mugu translator makes some great reading lol.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:47 pm

^^ excellent modality. na work well well, dis format waya o!