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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Mon May 26, 2008 4:35 pm |
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Silly puppy scammer thought he'd be original and list zebras instead 
See the ad here: here
Not got room for a zebra? Why not bag yourself an ostrich instead? They're cute and adorable, well trained (presumably to be ostriches  ) and listed here
This lad doesnt have time for jokers, however:
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| only serious and interested person should contact us for more information |
So please only get in touch if you really want a zebra and/or ostrich! |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:26 pm |
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Is it a Zed or a Zee for Anglo/American pronunciation , just in case they call  |
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FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:27 pm |
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A Zee. Why, do they call it something else in Britain? |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Rackham
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 104
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:29 pm |
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yuh, a Zed |
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Glowstick
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 42
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:29 pm |
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Zed in Britain. |
Last edited by Glowstick on Mon May 26, 2008 5:30 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon May 26, 2008 5:30 pm |
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I have way too much time on my hands today! I emailed this person asking if they have any camels. Since they are in California, LA  then I'm sure they have all sorts of critters. Let's see what kind of response I get. |
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Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon May 26, 2008 6:33 pm |
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Sorry to be a techie thicko, but what's this muppet's email addy, because I want one of them short necked zebra's with the go slower stripes on for my daughter's birthday. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:08 pm |
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@tommo: kelly miler 001 @ gmail.com (take out the spaces).
They've already gotten back to me. They are currently checking inventory for my request of humpty back camels. Only $1500 each for zebras, including shipping! |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:10 pm |
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^^^ Cheap at twice the price! |
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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:26 pm |
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Thank you JJ
I have just placed my Zebra order. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:32 pm |
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This just in:
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we want you to note that all
will need from you people is to promise us that you are going to take
very good care of the humpty back camels okay because if we find out
that they are not well taking care of we shall report you okay |
It's nice to know they have the animals welfare at heart. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Taronq
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2007
Posts: 4
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:47 pm |
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He wants $2500.00 per zebra from me! |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Mon May 26, 2008 7:52 pm |
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The zip code listed resolves to a location east of the 110 freeway, between Firestone and Slauson..
Not your common zoo area..  |
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Taronq
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2007
Posts: 4
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Mon May 26, 2008 8:16 pm |
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I just tried him for unicorns - doesn't have any...yet! |
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Mon May 26, 2008 8:32 pm |
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They just got back to me. used to live in Nigeria but moved to Cameroon recently. She's trying to get me my favorite beetle and wants me to call her at  |
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"You bastards think it’s funny,
Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Mon May 26, 2008 9:36 pm |
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Ah... animals baits. I remember the one that helped persuade me to register here...
What else do they have? Trowzer fly? Yeti? Wombles? Oompa Loompas? a live haggis? Ball cock? Clothes Horse? |
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kraftstrom
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 107
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Mon May 26, 2008 9:49 pm |
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One-eyed trouser snakes, probably |
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"You bastards think it’s funny,
Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right"
"ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE LIKE ANT!" - Apostle Obinna |
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DTGR
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 68
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Mon May 26, 2008 9:51 pm |
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This just sent to that kelly account:
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Say...I was wondering if you had anything else other than ostriches.
I'd rather not get one of those since my brother died in an accident
involving an electric fence and a male ostrich eager to mate. You know,
someone who could deal animals on the "down-low." |
Next, I'll be asking for Oompa Loompas.
-DTGR |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon May 26, 2008 10:04 pm |
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| I just tried him for unicorns - doesn't have any...yet! |
Hey! That's my modality!
Oh well, great minds think alike. |
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FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon May 26, 2008 10:26 pm |
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Let's see if they have any rare tree octopi!  |
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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon May 26, 2008 10:58 pm |
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I'd like a Mogwai. Or an Ewok. What are my chances? |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Mon May 26, 2008 11:07 pm |
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what to ask for??
blue whale, tigershark, a dinosaur,
i know i might see how much for a common house mouse. they are very rare you know |
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2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon May 26, 2008 11:13 pm |
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Wonder what it would cost for a Pikachu? |
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Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Tue May 27, 2008 12:28 am |
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I have a giraffe I need to trade..
I wonder if the shipping would queer the deal.. 
OK, I'll throw in the rhino..
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue May 27, 2008 12:39 am |
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| ShadowBeastie wrote: |
| Let's see if they have any rare tree octopi! |
You are going to show them the website, right? |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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